scientist are like the devil's agent on earth..they are trying to pull the world away from Christ so quick..Jesus is real...they need to let go of their huge egos...pride...and arrogance and realize that Jesus is the truth
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nice, ExpositusLiber.
Sigh. If only they permitted themselves to understand that science never came about to go against God. Science came about as a quest to answer the question "how does what we see around us actually work?" As it turned out, they started finding answers to those questions, and found that God really had nothing to do with "why."
Sorry, they can't change the answer. BTW, the year is 2010, not 1010!
"Jesus is real."
Actually, this is the part that the OP got right .
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Yeah, I saw Jesus recently, with my own two eyes. My neighbors hired him to do their gardening. *rimshot*
Seems to me you're the arrogant, egotistical, prideful one, because you go around thinking that scientific reearch is really all about attacking YOU or what you believe, and you think you know everything based upon zero actual knowledge. You don't even attempt to learn the actual facts about natural history or educate yourself about the people who study it so that you can understand what their motivations really are. You just think you already know it ALL. Now THAT'S a huge ego.
Scientists do what they do to learn about the world around them. It has nothing to do with disproving God.
You know,the more these fundies try to smear the devil, the more I respect the fellow.
Trying to get the truth out to people, be it about science or equality. Not like God at all. According to them, God is nothing but a prick who throws anyone and anything they don't like into a pit of fire.
"Scientists do what they do to learn about the world around them. It has nothing to do with disproving God."
Yeah, disproving god is just a bonus.
Seems to me that if Jesus had a problem with scientists he could just smite them out of existence, seeing as he's God.
Seeing as that's not happening, I think we'll take it that Jesus is cool with them.
"...they are trying to pull the world away from Christ..."
How can someone "pull the world away" from a fictional character?
"Jesus is real"
Any evidence? No, thought not.
"...Jesus is the truth"
What is this "truth"? Where did you find this "truth"? Why should I accept your "truth"? How is a fictional character the "truth"? When will you present evidence - real, solid, physical evidence - that this is the "truth"?
Oh yeah, my whole goal in life is to pull people from their religion. Even though I claim that all I want is to know how the world works, that can't POSSIBLY be my real motive. You saw right through me.
Y'know what? In my department, we have Catholics, Protestants of all different flavours, Buddhists, Muslims, the lot. We might be missing a Zoroastrian, but we're close to a full set. About a quarter of my laboratory colleagues have a faith of some denomination or other and yet have no problem accepting both religion and science.
You know why? Because they're not creationist fucktards who insist on the inerrant nature of the bible.
YEAH! So you better stop using the Internet, since it was developed by scientists. Oh and while your at it, all modern comforts ie. TV, running water, electricity, sanitation and health facilities, global communication, etc. Pretty much go and live on an island by yourself.
Hypocrisy: Claiming science is evil and the work of the devil; using the internet to spread the message.
Aww... the question was deleted! What did it ask?
Oh, and Del2 psi = (1/nu 2 )(del2 psi /delt 2 ). If you don't like it, don't use it.
Yeah saved-through-christ. You figured it all out. Scientist ARE the debil's agents on earth. Why...just to get their science degrees, the debil has to approve of them graduating from college. But alas, the game is up. You figured it all out. How can they ever "pull the world away from christ" now that you have exposed them? I guess jeebus will now win all those souls, and the debil loses the mighty battle. The scientists? I guess they will all keep the debil company in hell.
Yeah, of course he's real! He's about as real as everything else that doesn't exist outside of your imagination. So if your definition of reality is your personal little universe with flying cherubs, rainbows and streets paved with gold then Jesus is probably the most real thing about it.
"scientist are like the devil's agent on earth"
The devil is fictional.
"..they are trying to pull the world away from Christ so quick"
They are investigating the universe and providing us with facts with which we can make rational choices in running our lives. To some extent that does involve people pulling away from Christ and other imaginary friends.
"..Jesus is real"
Just saying that doesn't make it so.
"...they need to let go of their huge egos...pride...and arrogance and realize that Jesus is the truth"
Caring to have the facts concerning our universe is not arrogant and does not involve ego or pride in any malignant way.
Please prove that "Jesus is the truth" or STFU.
Anyone remember this skit from "The Holy Grail" by Monty Python?
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Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.
That, StC is how we'd all be living without those debbil agent scientists! STFU now.
ExpositusLiber: That was one of the greatest refutations I've ever seen.
But he's right, when the scientific community produces vaccines and antibiotics they're trying to keep people away from jesus longer. I assume what the OP means by pulling away from Christ is vastly lowering infant mortality rates. Christ wants those babies and they're just taking them away!
Scientests: People who admit they're still working on and may never be able to answer the big questions
Christians: People who know the answer
Who's arrogant? Arrogance isn't being intelligent (look it up) it's insisting you know more than others, that you're always right and you're better than anyone because of that.
You can be dumb as a post but percieve yourself as intelligent (like Palin and Hovind) and therefore be arrogant. It only applies to actually intelligent people as they are usually the only ones who are confident enough to press their opinions.
But look at todays America. Arrogance flows from people like Palin and is percieved (by idiots) as intelligence only because her views are from 'Gods teachings'. It's a 'get out of arrogance charges free' in Americas Bible Belt
Well if people using facts and the scientific method are inadvertently showing that religions are false, then the logical conclusion would be...
And it's quite ironic that this idiot uses computers and the internet which were invented by scientists to complain about how science is disproving God. I bet they also drive a nice car to work, use a cell phone, and watch TV, all invented and improved upon by science.
And if God exists it's not like he couldn't come down to earth and explain everything to us.
Confused?
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