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#1106738
Jackachan
I'm sorry, "Teutonic Plates"? Would I get that in an antique shop?
1/30/2010 10:05:56 AM
#1106740
Mr Blur
That would be a German antique shop.
1/30/2010 10:07:36 AM
#1106744
Orestes
God is kind of an asshole, then.
1/30/2010 10:12:56 AM
#1106747
Shai Hulud
I think there must be some Teutonic plates around in a museum somewhere. Unless they used chain mail. Or maybe an food plate with Teutonic knight insignias? Either way we have the evidence, we are god.
1/30/2010 10:14:31 AM
#1106753
Want proof? You're standing on one.
1/30/2010 10:18:21 AM
#1106766
Percy Q. Shunn
Clearly, this is a POE. Nobody could possibly be that fucking ignorant & still find food.
1/30/2010 10:27:26 AM
#1106768
Night Jaguar
"There is no evidence of Teutonic plates"
Agreed.
1/30/2010 10:27:48 AM
#1106774
Sisyphus
No one knows what causes earthquakes?
What about all those geologists who not only know WHERE earthquakes will happen, but can predict with pretty good accuracy WHEN they'll happen and how strong they'll be.
They must be using crystals instead of scientific knowledge.
1/30/2010 10:31:10 AM
#1106775
emau99
Yeah, well, you know what they say about opinions.
Everybody's got one, and you're an asshole. Or something like that.
By the way, it's "Tectonic".
1/30/2010 10:32:42 AM
#1106777
John
There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.
Teutonic plates? Never heard of them. Maybe he means the Rhine graben rift system that underlies the Rhine Valley.
1/30/2010 10:33:06 AM
#1106781
Reckoner
Ok, explain this then:
That's the San Andreas fault, where two tectonic plates meet in California.
1/30/2010 10:35:29 AM
#1106785
aaa
Seriously, you are on the same level as the people who think that earth is flat. Yes, they still exist.
1/30/2010 10:37:42 AM
#1106795
Doubting Thomas
Teutonic plates? I'm sure you could find some by searching through antique shops in Germany.
And by "nobody knows," don't you really mean, "I don't know?" Please don't project.
1/30/2010 10:44:20 AM
#1106796
Sorry, but there is proof of teutonic plates.
http://www.epicurus.com/blog/?p=136
1/30/2010 10:45:23 AM
#1106806
anevilmeme
Teutonic Plates, that is "laugh out loud" funny.
1/30/2010 10:52:12 AM
#1106810
Teutonic plates:
Millions of Germans mill about just below the Earth's crust, carrying the weight of the continents on their broad shoulders.
Volcanoes happen after too much beer and spicy sausage
1/30/2010 10:55:14 AM
#1106820
God is such a nice guy, causing horrible devastating earthquakes! I can see why you all line up to worship such a kindhearted soul.
1/30/2010 11:02:56 AM
#1106826
MK
Total POE. Not only does it ignore the fact that the cause of earthquakes is well known, the poster spelled everything correctly. INCLUDING TEUTONIC.
1/30/2010 11:05:24 AM
#1106829
Dale
There IS evidence of teutonic plates:
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/05/teutonic-plates-berlins-gastro-get-togethers/
1/30/2010 11:11:53 AM
#1106839
Higgs Boson
If anyone has eaten German food, they know that Teutonic plates can be hardcore
1/30/2010 11:27:02 AM
#1106842
ironknee
What did the teutons eat their food from?
1/30/2010 11:31:59 AM
#1106843
Canadiest
And yet most earthquakes happen at or near these teutonic plates and scientists have pinpointed the most active.
that's just a coincidence I'm sure
1/30/2010 11:35:51 AM
#1106860
Old Viking
Ach du lieber!
1/30/2010 12:02:32 PM
#1106861
Mrs. Antichrist
You're right, there is no evidence of Teutonic plates or any other ancient dinnerware causing earthquakes. Tectonic plates, on the other hand...
1/30/2010 12:05:02 PM
#1106863
LOLWUT
Evidence trumps uninformed opinions.
I wish Yahoo would close the Answers site. So many idiots.
1/30/2010 12:06:18 PM
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