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There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.

Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.

God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion.

Kathy, Yahoo!Answers 94 Comments [1/30/2010 10:04:31 AM]
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Jackachan

I'm sorry, "Teutonic Plates"? Would I get that in an antique shop?

1/30/2010 10:05:56 AM

Mr Blur

That would be a German antique shop.

1/30/2010 10:07:36 AM

Orestes

God is kind of an asshole, then.

1/30/2010 10:12:56 AM

Shai Hulud

I think there must be some Teutonic plates around in a museum somewhere. Unless they used chain mail. Or maybe an food plate with Teutonic knight insignias? Either way we have the evidence, we are god.

1/30/2010 10:14:31 AM



Want proof? You're standing on one.

1/30/2010 10:18:21 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Clearly, this is a POE. Nobody could possibly be that fucking ignorant & still find food.

1/30/2010 10:27:26 AM

Night Jaguar

"There is no evidence of Teutonic plates"

Agreed.

1/30/2010 10:27:48 AM

Sisyphus

No one knows what causes earthquakes?

What about all those geologists who not only know WHERE earthquakes will happen, but can predict with pretty good accuracy WHEN they'll happen and how strong they'll be.

They must be using crystals instead of scientific knowledge.

1/30/2010 10:31:10 AM

emau99

Yeah, well, you know what they say about opinions.

Everybody's got one, and you're an asshole. Or something like that.

By the way, it's "Tectonic".

1/30/2010 10:32:42 AM

John

There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.

Teutonic plates? Never heard of them. Maybe he means the Rhine graben rift system that underlies the Rhine Valley.

1/30/2010 10:33:06 AM

Reckoner

Ok, explain this then:



That's the San Andreas fault, where two tectonic plates meet in California.

1/30/2010 10:35:29 AM

aaa

Seriously, you are on the same level as the people who think that earth is flat. Yes, they still exist.

1/30/2010 10:37:42 AM

Doubting Thomas

Teutonic plates? I'm sure you could find some by searching through antique shops in Germany.

And by "nobody knows," don't you really mean, "I don't know?" Please don't project.

1/30/2010 10:44:20 AM



Sorry, but there is proof of teutonic plates.

http://www.epicurus.com/blog/?p=136

1/30/2010 10:45:23 AM

anevilmeme

Teutonic Plates, that is "laugh out loud" funny.

1/30/2010 10:52:12 AM



Teutonic plates:

Millions of Germans mill about just below the Earth's crust, carrying the weight of the continents on their broad shoulders.

Volcanoes happen after too much beer and spicy sausage

1/30/2010 10:55:14 AM



God is such a nice guy, causing horrible devastating earthquakes! I can see why you all line up to worship such a kindhearted soul.

1/30/2010 11:02:56 AM

MK

Total POE. Not only does it ignore the fact that the cause of earthquakes is well known, the poster spelled everything correctly. INCLUDING TEUTONIC.

1/30/2010 11:05:24 AM

Dale

There IS evidence of teutonic plates:

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/05/teutonic-plates-berlins-gastro-get-togethers/

1/30/2010 11:11:53 AM

Higgs Boson

If anyone has eaten German food, they know that Teutonic plates can be hardcore

1/30/2010 11:27:02 AM

ironknee

What did the teutons eat their food from?

1/30/2010 11:31:59 AM

Canadiest

And yet most earthquakes happen at or near these teutonic plates and scientists have pinpointed the most active.

that's just a coincidence I'm sure

1/30/2010 11:35:51 AM

Old Viking

Ach du lieber!

1/30/2010 12:02:32 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

You're right, there is no evidence of Teutonic plates or any other ancient dinnerware causing earthquakes. Tectonic plates, on the other hand...

1/30/2010 12:05:02 PM

LOLWUT

Evidence trumps uninformed opinions.

I wish Yahoo would close the Answers site. So many idiots.

1/30/2010 12:06:18 PM
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