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There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.

Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.

God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion.

Kathy, Yahoo!Answers 94 Comments [1/30/2010 10:04:31 AM]
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Tyler

Teutonic plates? LOLWUT?

1/30/2010 12:15:09 PM

Jeff Weskamp

Poe.

1/30/2010 12:20:16 PM



Gotta af Poe. Gotta be.

1/30/2010 12:44:05 PM

Xotan

The only place you are likely to find Teutonic Plates is in a kitchen in Germany. Only they might call them Deutsche Teller.

But I assure you, the Germans are very civilized. They do eat off plates. Many of them put on a lot of weight, but probably not as much as fundie rednecks. So they can sound and feel a little like earthquakes as they walk around. But this has nothing to do with God. Too much Brautwurst, more likely.

1/30/2010 12:44:32 PM

thelivingguano

He's right you know. I've never seen a Teutonic Plate. I think those dastardly scientists have been having us on. I mean, Teutonic Plates bashing together and Larvae bursting out of the earth, it just sounds so far-fetched doesn't it?

1/30/2010 12:49:26 PM

BobsOldSocks

"God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion."

So your god is a cruel, mass-murdering scum bag? Thanks, but we knew that already.

Anyway, got to be a poe!

1/30/2010 12:55:12 PM

Quantum Mechanic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA

Sieg Heil!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


1/30/2010 12:57:35 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Teutonic plates"

Actually I have quite an extensive Meissen collection.

1/30/2010 12:58:17 PM

Canadia

@Reckoner

That's an optical illusion which is also photoshopped by liberal homosexual zionist left-wing terrorist fake scientists trying to undermine God.

I mean, duh.

1/30/2010 1:01:46 PM

Berny

I can't believe that ten years into the 21st century there are still people that are this fucking dumb.
Sad, just sad.

1/30/2010 1:09:39 PM

Matante

Oh wait! I think Teutonic plates refer to a barechest German with huge pecs and a 6-pack.
He can cause earthquakes in your bed.
:3

1/30/2010 1:37:09 PM

Vince

misspellings aside.

are you gonna try and deny the existence of trees next? seriously, why do you think living in the dark ages is a good thing?

1/30/2010 1:42:04 PM

Zoo

What a god. And you still follow him?

1/30/2010 1:45:06 PM

Fanatic-Templar

The term is 'Gothic Plate'.

1/30/2010 2:09:56 PM

Murdin


1/30/2010 2:12:41 PM



Are we really going to step this far backwards?

1/30/2010 3:07:33 PM

JSS

There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.[Citation needed]

1/30/2010 3:09:57 PM



Tectonic plates, on the other hand....

1/30/2010 3:29:51 PM

I read about the afterlife

Kathy, everyone who has had a 5th grade education knows what causes earthquakes.

1/30/2010 3:44:12 PM

the old firm


1/30/2010 4:01:06 PM

David B.

"There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists."

ZOMG! I laughed so hard my nose started bleeding!

1/30/2010 4:02:58 PM

Zeus Almighty

Is he talking about the author of Springtime for Hitler in The Producers?
If I remember correctly the character in the original version had a metal plate in his head, which by some measures would make it Teutonic ...

1/30/2010 4:25:14 PM

BLAKE THE EUROPEAN!

Zomg zomg zomg....

This is so much concentrated fail, that it has actually condensed into a hilarious win.

1/30/2010 4:26:09 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.

What do seismologists do all day, then?

1/30/2010 4:56:45 PM

atrasicarius


1/30/2010 5:12:19 PM
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