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Teutonic plates? LOLWUT?
1/30/2010 12:15:09 PM
1/30/2010 12:20:16 PM
Gotta af Poe. Gotta be.
1/30/2010 12:44:05 PM
The only place you are likely to find Teutonic Plates is in a kitchen in Germany. Only they might call them Deutsche Teller.
But I assure you, the Germans are very civilized. They do eat off plates. Many of them put on a lot of weight, but probably not as much as fundie rednecks. So they can sound and feel a little like earthquakes as they walk around. But this has nothing to do with God. Too much Brautwurst, more likely.
1/30/2010 12:44:32 PM
He's right you know. I've never seen a Teutonic Plate. I think those dastardly scientists have been having us on. I mean, Teutonic Plates bashing together and Larvae bursting out of the earth, it just sounds so far-fetched doesn't it?
1/30/2010 12:49:26 PM
"God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion."
So your god is a cruel, mass-murdering scum bag? Thanks, but we knew that already.
Anyway, got to be a poe!
1/30/2010 12:55:12 PM
1/30/2010 12:57:35 PM
Actually I have quite an extensive Meissen collection.
1/30/2010 12:58:17 PM
That's an optical illusion which is also photoshopped by liberal homosexual zionist left-wing terrorist fake scientists trying to undermine God.
I mean, duh.
1/30/2010 1:01:46 PM
I can't believe that ten years into the 21st century there are still people that are this fucking dumb.
Sad, just sad.
1/30/2010 1:09:39 PM
Oh wait! I think Teutonic plates refer to a barechest German with huge pecs and a 6-pack.
He can cause earthquakes in your bed.
1/30/2010 1:37:09 PM
are you gonna try and deny the existence of trees next? seriously, why do you think living in the dark ages is a good thing?
1/30/2010 1:42:04 PM
What a god. And you still follow him?
1/30/2010 1:45:06 PM
The term is 'Gothic Plate'.
1/30/2010 2:09:56 PM
1/30/2010 2:12:41 PM
Are we really going to step this far backwards?
1/30/2010 3:07:33 PM
There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.[Citation needed]
1/30/2010 3:09:57 PM
Tectonic plates, on the other hand....
1/30/2010 3:29:51 PM
I read about the afterlife
Kathy, everyone who has had a 5th grade education knows what causes earthquakes.
1/30/2010 3:44:12 PM
the old firm
1/30/2010 4:01:06 PM
"There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists."
ZOMG! I laughed so hard my nose started bleeding!
1/30/2010 4:02:58 PM
Is he talking about the author of Springtime for Hitler in The Producers?
If I remember correctly the character in the original version had a metal plate in his head, which by some measures would make it Teutonic ...
1/30/2010 4:25:14 PM
BLAKE THE EUROPEAN!
Zomg zomg zomg....
This is so much concentrated fail, that it has actually condensed into a hilarious win.
1/30/2010 4:26:09 PM
Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.
What do seismologists do all day, then?
1/30/2010 4:56:45 PM
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