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There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.

Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.

God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion.

Kathy, Yahoo!Answers 94 Comments [1/30/2010 10:04:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Byne
WTF?! || meh

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"Teutonic plates"

Ja, der vorld ist hollow, vith zer Turd Reich unter ze nozez of ze unschuspechtink Alliez! Zat'll mak zer Vestern Vorld schnell vith panich, unt ze valuez of ze genuwine artifischial Vedgevood platez of Der Fuhrer raus in value, ja?!


[/cliche'd cultural stereotypes-R-Us; oh, and don't mention the war]

2/1/2010 10:42:21 AM


I'll have the Teutonic plate, please, with extra onions and a nice big dopplebock to wash it down.

2/1/2010 11:09:04 AM


+1 Teutonic Plate? Well hell yeah!

2/4/2010 10:39:10 AM


Lava mit uns?

2/14/2010 7:51:52 AM


Wait, he's right...

I can't find evidence of Teutonic Plates anywhere...

2/27/2010 9:25:41 PM


Teutonic plates:


3/3/2010 8:16:46 AM

Quantum Mechanic

I don't know about Dresden China, but the Chileans and most folks in the Pacific have some evidence they'd like to share with you about tectonic plates. The the Hawaiians would like to throw you into a volcano.

3/3/2010 8:26:26 AM



"Teutonic Plates? Do they go with the Dresden Dolls?"

I'd like them to make replicas of the dolls in the manga/anime "Rozen Maiden": Suigintou, Shinku, Hina Ichigo, Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Kanaria, Barasuishou & Kirakishou.

3/3/2010 10:01:10 AM


Sounds delicious.

3/5/2010 2:23:04 PM

Rapax Pringer

'There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists."

San Andreas fault. We win.

9/4/2010 11:33:25 AM

The Duelist

Hey moron, if Teutonic plates don't exist, then what did Teutonic Knights wear in battle? Cardboard? Also, anyone who denies the existence of Tectonic plates is a retard. Period.

9/4/2010 12:23:49 PM


You are absolutely right. German dinnerware doesn't cause earthquakes.

Nor does God. Tectonic plates, on the other hand, do.

9/5/2010 9:27:23 AM


I declare this a Poe!

9/5/2010 12:05:56 PM


Yeah, God totally jumped in the air, and pressed the 'Z' button and slammed the ground with his butt....oh no, that's Super Mario 64.

No, earthquakes are caused by shifting tectonic plates. My bad.

9/6/2011 2:46:56 PM


"There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists."

No, actually there were some very fine plates from German potteries in the 19th century. Sorry I have no actual evidence to show you though...

9/6/2011 3:43:46 PM

Sentry Gun

10th century called, they want their idiot back.

3/1/2012 2:50:49 AM

Quantum Mechanic


7/2/2013 9:38:32 AM


"Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes."

"in my opinion"

'The ancient Romans believed that Buggery caused earthquakes'

-John Sessions (l), "QI"

Seems what's displayed behind them isn't just what he and Alan Davies are laughing at, eh Kath...?!

7/2/2013 10:03:41 AM


Nobody knows what causes earthquakes despite all the evidence to their mechanism, so I'll just barf out my uneducated opinion.

12/9/2013 11:38:15 AM
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