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WELL GOD GAVE U LIFE AND MOTHER EARTH TO LIVE ON AND A ROOF OVER UR HEAD AND LOVE BY UR FAMILY AND GAVE U EVERYTHING SO U SHOULD BE A CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Tabitha, Facebook 90 Comments [2/2/2010 5:03:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 90
Submitted By: The Chickenman
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Doctor Whom

WELL ALLAH GAVE U LIFE AND MOTHER EARTH TO LIVE ON AND A ROOF OVER UR HEAD AND LOVE BY UR FAMILY AND GAVE U EVERYTHING SO U SHOULD BE A MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can use the caps lock of truth and the exclamation points of righteousness, too.

2/2/2010 5:06:07 PM

Martin

MOTHER EARTH?!!!111! LOL U R A PAGAN FOR SAYING SOMETHING SO STUPID!!!11!1! LOL!!

Fuck I hate caps lock.


2/2/2010 5:07:45 PM

J. Random Lurker

Loud enough?

Seriously though, prove that your god exists and that he specifically endorses your favourite brand of christianity. Then, maybe we'll talk...

2/2/2010 5:09:58 PM

ME

AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS HAS CONVINCED ME...... BRAISE JEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVENTY

2/2/2010 5:12:35 PM

Jesus Klingon

I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS, AND I'M GOING TO END IT WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS, SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/2/2010 5:19:40 PM

Malkyrian


2/2/2010 5:21:09 PM

Night Jaguar


2/2/2010 5:27:19 PM

Night Jaguar


2/2/2010 5:27:57 PM

louislois

That whole link is pretty funny; just a Facebook troll trolling a bunch of hormone flooded tweenies.

2/2/2010 5:27:58 PM

jenovatrix

Wow, I'm convinced! Praize b 2 tha Lard!!!

2/2/2010 5:28:26 PM

Cy

I'm pretty sure my family gave me a roof over my head and their love, and while not "everything", certainly gave me a heck of a lot.

I'm pretty sure they're not god. No god would fail so much as to get bread dough stuck to the kitchen ceiling while kneading it.

2/2/2010 5:33:09 PM

Chris

I'M A GOD WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARGOYLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK-SIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/2/2010 5:33:53 PM

calee

Well... That settles it then...

2/2/2010 5:37:01 PM

Turtle

Well The Flying Spaghetti Monster gave you life and Mother Earth to live on and a roof over your head and love by your family and a midget so you should be a Pastafarian!!!

2/2/2010 5:39:20 PM



This site should feature more facebook and myspace quotes.

@ David D.G.

Like a solid 50% of the quotes in the last few weeks have been obvious Poe's.

2/2/2010 5:42:33 PM

David D.G.

People, can we PLEASE stop putting up posts here that were obviously made as trolling/sarcasm?


~David D.G.

2/2/2010 5:45:11 PM

Berny

My parents gave me life, the roof over my head (until I moved out and started my own family). God has contributed sweet-fuck-all to my mortgage, my kids' college fund, or any of my endeavours.
Why should I be Christian again?

2/2/2010 5:48:54 PM

Old Viking

But he didn't give me as much money as I think I'm entitled to.

2/2/2010 5:50:38 PM

Zeus Almighty

Reason 1,498 I'm never visiting Facebook.

2/2/2010 5:57:09 PM

Antichrist

Mother Earth? One more hell bound fundie.

Damn, are they going to fuck up hell for the rest of us?

Hey, facebook has its uses. You never realize how batshit insane your "friends" are until you see them posting shit about what stores do they think will be in Heavens mall.

2/2/2010 6:29:52 PM

Dagon

Is God a commie?

2/2/2010 6:39:38 PM

Tyler

Dear sir or madam,

Upon investigation, you have found guilty on one (1) charge of violation of the following law(s).

1. The Law of Exclamation

Please report to the nearest termination facility for prompt removal from the gene pool. Such action is required in order to propagate a healthier and more educated future. Failure to comply will resort in your forcible termination and a fine of no less than $500.00.

Thank you for your cooperation.

2/2/2010 7:00:10 PM

Hive

Using caps means I'm right.

2/2/2010 7:10:27 PM

WMDKitty

Having those things (life, love, a roof over your head) is something we all work for. Your "god" has nothing to do with it. So, uh, WHY should I be a Christian, again?

2/2/2010 7:45:35 PM

iComix

I came.

2/2/2010 7:51:37 PM
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