WELL GOD GAVE U LIFE AND MOTHER EARTH TO LIVE ON AND A ROOF OVER UR HEAD AND LOVE BY UR FAMILY AND GAVE U EVERYTHING SO U SHOULD BE A CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WELL ALLAH GAVE U LIFE AND MOTHER EARTH TO LIVE ON AND A ROOF OVER UR HEAD AND LOVE BY UR FAMILY AND GAVE U EVERYTHING SO U SHOULD BE A MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can use the caps lock of truth and the exclamation points of righteousness, too.
I'm pretty sure my family gave me a roof over my head and their love, and while not "everything", certainly gave me a heck of a lot.
I'm pretty sure they're not god. No god would fail so much as to get bread dough stuck to the kitchen ceiling while kneading it.
My parents gave me life, the roof over my head (until I moved out and started my own family). God has contributed sweet-fuck-all to my mortgage, my kids' college fund, or any of my endeavours.
Why should I be Christian again?
Mother Earth? One more hell bound fundie.
Damn, are they going to fuck up hell for the rest of us?
Hey, facebook has its uses. You never realize how batshit insane your "friends" are until you see them posting shit about what stores do they think will be in Heavens mall.
Dear sir or madam,
Upon investigation, you have found guilty on one (1) charge of violation of the following law(s).
1. The Law of Exclamation
Please report to the nearest termination facility for prompt removal from the gene pool. Such action is required in order to propagate a healthier and more educated future. Failure to comply will resort in your forcible termination and a fine of no less than $500.00.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Having those things (life, love, a roof over your head) is something we all work for. Your "god" has nothing to do with it. So, uh, WHY should I be a Christian, again?
Mother Earth is a pagan concept.
By the way, I know for a fact that it was a group of people who built the house I`m living in and it`s through the endeavers of my family that I can afford anything. I can`t pay for anything myself because I`m a full-time student with no time to work, but I`m trying to better myself through my choice in education. Hopefully I`ll be able to earn my degree through my own hard work and net a nice job on my own. I don`t need a god to do that for me. And I`d like to think that my family loves me because we have many shared experiences together, we get along very well and we`ve grown very affectionate of one another over two decades.
The guy that started that is an atheist but also a racist troll, and his link is a virus.
Yet Tabitha's "argument" is still pretty funny with or without context.
Anyone gives me an argument like this in person, I'm punching them in the mouth. If God is responsible for this, then He is responsible for me being born into a family where subtle but very real forms of abuse have become the norm. He is responsible for the financial instability I'm experiencing now that I've finally left my relatives behind in an effort to recover from the damage and perhaps be able to have a good life. He is responsible for me losing damn near everyone and everything I've ever loved, and for making me the one who suffers from it every time.
So Tabitha, tell me again why I should worship your God, and you're going to have to do a hell of a lot better than "you'll suffer in Hell for all eternity if you don't".
- My parents engendered me and gave me life
- I provide the roof over my head by my own effort
- there is no evidence that any god made the earth. No. Don't mention the bible. I said 'evidence'.
- My family(siblings) were engendered by my parents too. Their siblings by their parents. my grandparents.
- God (any of them) has never honoured us with his visits.
- there is a disconnect in your argument between all of this and Christianity.
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WELL ALLAH GAVE U LIFE AND MOTHER EARTH TO LIVE ON AND A ROOF OVER UR HEAD AND LOVE BY UR FAMILY AND GAVE U EVERYTHING SO U SHOULD BE A MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"WELL GOD GAVE U LIFE AND MOTHER EARTH TO LIVE ON AND A ROOF OVER UR HEAD AND LOVE BY UR FAMILY AND GAVE U EVERYTHING SO U SHOULD BE A CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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@Turtle
"Well The Flying Spaghetti Monster gave you life and Mother Earth to live on and a roof over your head and love by your family and a midget so you should be a Pastafarian!!!"
Proof that even President Obama has been touched by His Noodly Appendage:
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RAmen.
BUT SOFT, WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS?
IT IS THE EAST, AND JULIET IS THE SUN.
ARISE, FAIR SUN, AND KILL THE ENVIOUS MOON,
WHO IS ALREADY SICK AND PALE WITH GRIEF
THAT THOU, HER MAID, ART FAR MORE FAIR THAN SHE.
That was penned by possibly the greatest wordsmith of the English language that ever lived, but you’ll notice that...
...EVEN SHAKESPEARES WRITING LOOKS RETARDED IN ALL CAPS!
What hope have you got?
So God gave us life? Why all the mucky business with sex then?
God gave us a roof over our heads- except for homeless people and Chileans, of course.
God gave us our family's love? So you're so unlovable your own family couldn't love you without a miracle from God? What about the people whose families don't love them?
God gave us everything? Dude, where's my flying car?
God gave us mother earth to live on? Good thing for me it wasn't Jupiter. But Mother Earth would be a hell-hole for people from that planet.
Even if all your claims above were true, it's got nothing to do with a first century rabbi being God.
Actually, Last Thursdayism is true, and whoever does not adhere to it will eternally be condemned to serve in a call-center.
http://skepticwiki.org/index.php/Last_Thursdayism
"Last Thursdayism, also Last Tuesdayism and Last Wednesdayism, is the unfalsifiable belief that the whole of the universe was created Last Thursday with the apparent age of an ancient universe."
So, it's basically extreme YEC.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!
Heh...time to turn the tables...
CAPS LOCK FURY QUAKES IN FEAR OF THE RAGE OF BOLD RED TEXT!!!!!
if I might quote Russel Brand,
"When I emphasize it with volume, that means its in capitals."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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