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Conservapedia, Conservapedia 54 Comments [1/30/2010 4:53:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Tyler
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Murdin

Usually, fundy comics are so unfunny it actually makes me laugh at the sheer stupidity. But this one cross the line between So Bad it's Good and So Bad it's Horrible. There's literally nothing. A blank box would have about the same comical effect.

1/30/2010 5:07:24 AM

Norman

This is how Conservapedia wanted The Dover Trial to happen. Cheap cartoons can't change what has already happened Andy.

1/30/2010 5:11:51 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

lolwut

1/30/2010 5:22:57 AM

Serph-no-Okami

So... much... irony...

1/30/2010 5:23:49 AM

aaa

Fuck you for making this crap. I don't mean the nice kind of fuck you, i mean the pound-in-the-ass prison rape without lube kind of fuck you.

1/30/2010 5:26:27 AM

Turtle

There shouldn't be a banana on that board. That's a creationist thing, not ours.

1/30/2010 5:27:44 AM

Night Jaguar

I'd forgotten that every serious encyclopedia since Diderot's time has included editorial "comics".

1/30/2010 5:59:40 AM

Night Jaguar


1/30/2010 6:27:01 AM

CrazyHappyNinja

You fool Turtle! Without the banana to guide our hands to evolve the way they are, the whole theory of evolution breaks down.

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL! DOOMED I SAY!

1/30/2010 6:28:55 AM

Night Jaguar



Note: images come from the fine folk at RationalWiki

1/30/2010 6:32:00 AM

Concerned Brit

Night Jaguar wins the internets!

1/30/2010 6:55:27 AM



Just...stop trying to be funny.

1/30/2010 7:06:34 AM

John


1/30/2010 7:19:03 AM

Ian1732

HOLY CRAP MOAR

Sorry, I forgot this wasn't 4chan... Ahem...

HOLY CRAP MOAR

1/30/2010 8:01:33 AM

Anon-e-moose

As with the Bible you're supposed to read (and are rewriting as we speak; Revelation 22:18-19 means nothing to you?!), you're extremely selective about what you read - certainly about US law.

If you'd read anything about Kitzmiller vs. Dover, you'd know that the judge presiding over this case was John E. Jones III: himself a Conservative Christian; appointed to the Federal bench by no less than your God Emperor of Fucking Up, George Dumbya Bush.

And after hearing all the testimonies from both sides, and carefully considering their evidence, he ruled for the plaintiffs.

Teaching 'Intelligent Design' (a.k.a. Creationism by Stealth) is now illegal - and unconstitutional - in US educational establishments.

And you, as Conservatives, must abide by that ruling. What came into law was as a result of a decision by someone appointed by someone else, who in turn was voted in by the likes of you, Andy Schaftafly & everyone on Conservapoodia.

Therefore Creationism becoming illegal in US schools etc is ultimately your fault.

Two words spring to mind: Irony. In this case, it can be exquisitely sweet. And Hubris. Something guaranteed to destroy right-wingers, neocons & the Religious Right. And everything they stand for.

@Night Jaguar

That superior shooping by your good self deserves a round of applause:


1/30/2010 8:15:33 AM

John_in_Oz

Just as with praying, wishing doesn't make it so.

1/30/2010 9:18:33 AM

Enigma32

"That's right judge, and that's exactly why we need to teach Intelligent Design in Dover!"

1/30/2010 9:22:19 AM

Professor Cold Heart


1/30/2010 9:32:09 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Humans are apes.

Next stupid entry ...

1/30/2010 9:45:00 AM

Slavaa

"Usually, fundy comics are so unfunny it actually makes me laugh at the sheer stupidity. But this one cross the line between So Bad it's Good and So Bad it's Horrible. There's literally nothing. A blank box would have about the same comical effect."

If it was labeled "Everything Fundies know about Reality" it would, even, much surpass the original in humour.

1/30/2010 10:10:32 AM

John

Meanwhile, in the real world of the Kitzmiller trial, Judge Jones addresses Michael Behe ...


1/30/2010 10:16:35 AM



Sorry, but there's tons of evidence for evolution. As for what the strawman's going on about, I suspect that he's proposing an entirely different theory. I'm getting the feeling that he's suggesting that we're related to bananas...

1/30/2010 10:29:59 AM

Sisyphus

It's always opposite day on Conservapedia. I swear it's gotta be the biggest, best poe site on the planet!

1/30/2010 10:38:28 AM

Antichrist

Andy's about as good at making comics as he is at anything else in life.


1/30/2010 11:17:56 AM

campbunny

Breathtaking inanity, anyone?

1/30/2010 11:43:59 AM
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