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The Liberal-Muslim Axis owns all

The Liberal-Muslim Axis is much more complex than the name would denote. The axis powers consist not only of liberal Democrats, but include RINO Republicans, feminists, socialists, unionists, anarchists, academics and many others seeking to fulfill the Machiavellian motto, The end justifies the means. Remember, in both liberalism and Islam, morality and truth are relative terms, meaning truth is subjective. These religious-political ideologies define what is truth, and their "truth" is always on a shifting scale to rationalize and justify whatever means necessary to fit their ultimate ends – absolute political, economic and religious hegemony over the world.

Ellis Washington, World Net Daily 51 Comments [2/8/2010 5:19:01 PM]
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(((Billy))) The Atheist

So, it basically includes everyone who does not think exactly like you about everything? Damn.

2/8/2010 5:23:15 PM

Old Viking

And I'll tell you what else, Ellis. Be prepared to have a lot fewer ice cream flavors at your disposal.

2/8/2010 5:30:12 PM

Jewsus

Islam saying morality is subjective? If only it were so...

I mean, subjective morality is better than flawed moral standrds, right? (Interestingly, these moral standards are almost carbon copies of the ones christian fundies cling to so damn much)

2/8/2010 5:35:37 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

You do realise that if you put all of the above in a room together you'd probably get the verbal all - in brawl of the century? If it stayed verbal that is.

2/8/2010 5:46:53 PM

tracer

"... but include RINO Republicans"


RINO stands for Republican In Name Only.

So "RINO Republicans" would be "Republican in name only Republicans."

Let's hear it for the Department of Redundancy Department!

2/8/2010 5:50:57 PM

El Zorro

"The axis powers consist not only of liberal Democrats, but include RINO Republicans, feminists, socialists, unionists, anarchists, academics and many others..."

...Like the Marcabian fleet, Anonymous, the Lizard Agenda and smurfs.

2/8/2010 5:54:42 PM

Berny

You string words together that make no fucking sense. I can't think of two words that are further apart in meaning than Liberal and Muslim (well, perhaps fundamentalist and intelligence). You haven't got a clue do you? To state that in Islam morality and truth are relative terms is to be woefully ignorant of Islam. They are as religiously dogmatic as you are, they just don't believe in exactly the same shit you do.
If you want another giggle, the article at WingNutDaily mentions that this ass clown is a biography for authorized biographer for the conservative intellectual Dr. Michael Savage.
I almost pissed myself. Michael Savage is an intellectual the way Creationism is a valid science.

2/8/2010 5:55:53 PM

Vanilla Bear

Being near-anarchist, I'd like to know how an anarchist would fit in with this.

Nothing? Nope? Damn...

2/8/2010 5:58:00 PM

caustic gnostic

Not really. USA was little more than a Monopoly board, 2001-09. The money from all those bankrupt conglomerates had to go somewhere, right? Dub the Shrub decreed all dividend income be invisible, right? And about the same time Bushco made it very difficult for the common householder to declare bankruptcy, right? And nobody stopped the loansharks from totally fucking those same householders, because Bushco put a deaf, dumb & blind kid in charge of the SEC, right?

2/8/2010 6:00:42 PM

oh god

"there is no truth. There is only you and what you make the truth."

2/8/2010 6:07:21 PM

Wehpudicabok

Everyone is out to get me! Even if they hate each other more than they hate me!

Wake up. Liberals agree with you a hell of a lot more than either of us agree with terrorists. Also, we aren't Machiavellian. I mean, Machiavelli would've passed healthcare in January 2009 for God's sake.

2/8/2010 6:09:36 PM

Table Rock

All the other false bullshit aside... how are anarchists involved in setting up any kind of hegemony? That's like PETA setting up steak houses.

2/8/2010 6:34:00 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

That whole article is batshit insanity with a healthy heaping helping of word salad.

2/8/2010 6:37:56 PM

EllwyenDarwin

Has World Nut Daily always been this insane?

2/8/2010 6:46:16 PM

Nihlum

@EllwyenDarwin Yes, yes it has.

2/8/2010 7:02:56 PM



Y'know, Bush seemed to think that bombing the shit out of civilians could be forgiven when he brought western views to Iraq. As in, the ends justify the means.

Values also change over time, even within a generation. It used to be acceptable to make fun of Jewish people, after all.

2/8/2010 7:07:12 PM



Fuck me I didnt know that by being a Muslim I was allied with all these ppl against you... Tnx for opening my eyes.

2/8/2010 7:11:30 PM

John

The axis powers consist not only of liberal Democrats, but include RINO Republicans, feminists, socialists, unionists, anarchists, academics and many others

Basically the 80% of the population who isn't a whack-job right-wing loonie.

2/8/2010 7:13:59 PM

Sasha

So basically everyone in the world except you and your teddy bear Mr. Furry are involved in a giant conspiracy of evil. Better hide under your bed until they go away.

2/8/2010 7:23:28 PM

JB Mason

LOL clearly this man knows nothing about the Liberal-Muslim Axis.

He left out several of the most important elements; gay nazi fetishists, donkeys, recreational abortionists, donut-makers, pterodactyls, cartoonists, motorcyclists, clowns, network engineers, oreo cookies, crocoducks, spam filters, the City of San Francisco, plantains, Brazilian ju-jitsu fighters, astronauts, landscapers, people named Frank, Pfizer, the Vatican, left-handed people, Levi Johnston, the Rockettes, the entire cast of SNL from 1984-1997, Ed Begley Jr, and of course HIPPIES.

Next time do your homework, Mr. Washington. There are so many things you haven't yet learned to fully hate, and it's embarrassing for a man of your stature to come up short in the hate department.

2/8/2010 7:30:01 PM

A'mael

Again with the shiny mirror and the moral relativity. It's YOU whackjobs who are all about internal contradiction and screaming to drown out the cognitive dissonance.

The rest of us don't accept the first, ergo we don't need the second.

2/8/2010 7:53:45 PM

Ajax

The Christian-Muslim Axis is much more complex than the name would denote. The axis powers consist not only of conservative Republicans, but include DINO Democrats, male chauvinists, fascists, corporatists, puritans, evangelists and many others seeking to fulfill the Machiavellian motto, The end justifies the means. Remember, in both Christian and Islamic fundamentalism, morality and truth are absolute terms, meaning truth is unnegotiable. These religious-political ideologies define what is truth, and their "truth" is always rigid except to rationalize and justify whatever means necessary to fit their ultimate ends – absolute political, economic and religious hegemony over the world.

FIXED

2/8/2010 9:15:49 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Except in Islam, morality and truth are absolutes subject to the will of Allah. It's a lot like Christianity, except they call their god by a different name and are more shamelessly violent.

2/8/2010 10:17:40 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Also, I just noticed the guy's name is Ellis.

Well, Ellis...

Kill all fundies. That's my 'fficial instructions.

2/8/2010 10:18:22 PM

Leto

wow they manage to bring anarchists and socialists together amazing!

2/8/2010 10:38:36 PM
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