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Dr. King was a communist, plagiarist, drunkard, woman beater, adulterous,violent whore addict, a pagan. He was financed by the KGB. He had a “doctorate” in theology. His degree was a fraud, like Mike Huckabee’s.

Incitatus, Moonbattery 48 Comments [1/31/2010 12:40:21 PM]
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Smilodon

And why hasn't anyone else heard about this?

(I have a feeling the answer might involve the "liberal bias" card as usual)

1/31/2010 12:44:32 PM

aaa

Stormfront is that way, Klan boy.

1/31/2010 12:48:20 PM

Vegetable Rights Activist

What is this, I don't even...

1/31/2010 12:56:59 PM

Imroy

This looks like a small serving of word salad.

1/31/2010 1:04:43 PM

Doctor Fishcake

The sad thing is this would probably hold up unchallenged on Schaflypedia, assuming that isn't where Incitatus got it from to begin with...

1/31/2010 1:06:39 PM

myheadhurts

He had affairs. As for the rest, doubt it.

1/31/2010 1:10:46 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Translation, "Dr. King got rid of whites - only drinking fountains, he was a BAD man!"

1/31/2010 1:18:37 PM

Atheissimo

So, all communists are ebil atheists, unless they're Pagans?

At least be consistent in your wingnuttery

1/31/2010 1:23:49 PM



Where's the proof?

1/31/2010 1:28:01 PM

Berny

Trifecta!
Extreme racism with a healthy helping of fundie brain damage and a dollop of conspiracy theories (KGB funded indeed).
Moonbattery seeks to beat Free Republic for the sheer mental retardation of posters.

1/31/2010 1:29:56 PM

Nithing

He was quite a few of those things (but Pagan, WTF?) but he still delivered some great speeches.

1/31/2010 1:33:45 PM

I read about the afterlife

I would have thought Mike Huckabee was your hero. I mean he wanted to send all the gay people to an island and rewrite the constitution to reflect the bible. I admit, I am shocked.

1/31/2010 1:45:28 PM

ME

While MLK did have extra-marital affairs, there is nothing to support the rest. Pagan? Are you fucking serious? He was a fucking christian you dumbass. So, his "doctorate" in theology is useless (as implied by your writing tone)? Yet I am sure that the "doctorate" of hovind, ham, and bananna-man are all valid, huh? Hmmm, wait a minute, all of those individuals are white ----- yup, we have a trifecta here.

1/31/2010 1:46:46 PM

Rambler

Incitatus are you J. Edgar Hoover?


1/31/2010 2:06:13 PM

freako104

So his fighting for equal rights makes him a bad person. He was a great man. I wonder if you and others at moonbattery will admit to racism. You almost make me want to apologise for being white

1/31/2010 2:44:49 PM

Giveitaday`

Dr. King was a communist

Dr. King was a populist who at time flirted with the concepts of democratic socilaism, ot that I think you even the first idea what any of those things mean outside of idiotic and childlike associations such as "socialism = communism = bad"

plagiarist

He plagarised part of his dissertation, that does not ivalidate any of the work on civil rights that he is famous for.

drunkard, woman beater, adulterous,violent whore addict

Slander and libel are the weapon of cowards, for everything else see my above response

a pagan

I suppose you have some evidence to prove this charge other than the fact that he happened to be black and support veiws that you, personally do not share. Of course you don't, if you did you would put up or shut up, as opposed to making assertions of fact with no evidence whatsoever.

He was financed by the KGB.

So how is it that you have this knowledge when the entire might of the FBI couldn't prove that accusation?

He had a “doctorate” in theology. His degree was a fraud,

You do realize that a PhD. is a doctoral degree that is handed out for completing the required coursework. While it was alleged the Dr. King did plagarize parts of his doctoral dissertation, it was not until years after his death and his doctoral degree was allowed to stand based on the non plagarized parts

like Mike Huckabee’s

I don't know about Huckbe's degree, but it does give me warm fuzzies to see the "christian" right begikn to turn on it's own.

1/31/2010 2:49:03 PM

caustic gnostic

Don't worry folks, just another wannabe moonbat here.

1/31/2010 2:54:11 PM

AverageAtheist

Anyone else get the feeling these guys shouldn't be the ones talking about people with ''doctorates'' in Theology *cough* Kent Hovind

1/31/2010 3:06:18 PM

Thinking Allowed

MLK was a pagan? That's a new one on me.

1/31/2010 3:11:00 PM

Old Viking

And in addition to vile hatred your contribution to society would be what?

1/31/2010 4:07:08 PM

Zap

[citation needed]

1/31/2010 4:19:51 PM

Thejebusfire


1/31/2010 4:44:32 PM

Wehpudicabok

What--Huckabee too liberal for you?

1/31/2010 5:36:36 PM

Pule Thamex

I was able to do some serious research in order to back-up Incitatus's statements. It was very hard work and took an enormous amount of dedicated studying involving many sleepless nights over the course of many arduous and challenging months.

Luckily, I was able to locate some interesting web sites which helped enormously. Some of the superior sites I visited and used most often include that magnificent bastion of philosophical import, DeviantArt, and the equally important, in terms of its glowing excellence in all things scientific and philosophical, YouTube. And when those two failed to turn up the goods, so to speak, I turned to Yahoo!Answers, a superb compendium of erudite and deeply considered wisdom.

After prolonged study at those above mentioned sites, it dawned on me, they must be from where the Moonbattery scholars derive much of their information and develop their highly honed and razor-sharp, intellectual wit.

The long and the short of it is, I was able to confirm Incitatus's brilliant and insightful analysis. But, during the course of my deep research, several other interesting snippets of information were made available to me.

First, it is a not well-known fact that black people love to feel a cat-o-nine-tails across their backs, considering it akin to scratching an itch. It has been observed that black people take a delight in eating rats, uncooked, and love to be verbally abused, specially by low-life, uneducated, white wank-stains.

Second, it is scientifically proven that Africans have a natural tendency to be commie/fascists.

Third, given his own inclination, a black man will naturally gravitate towards Russia in order to try his hand at political intrigue.

Fourth, ... Well I'm afraid you'll have to buy my forthcoming book to find the next 1001 super facts about black people that you never thought to think about.

1/31/2010 6:10:58 PM

Abdul Alhazred

Dr, King was a true American hero.

*My opinion as a Caucasian first generation immigrant.*

1/31/2010 6:13:04 PM
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