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Evolutionary theory has been dis-proven. It is a political front for the "progressive" agenda for global domination and population reduction, to about 100-200 million. They want us to return to a cave-man lifestyle, while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us. Then they can have their pick of the "litter" of slaves, for personal pleasure and service.

Sickos!

jamvaru, Opera Forum 59 Comments [1/30/2010 4:55:25 AM]
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Wow, that's a lot of bullshit packed into three sentences.

1/30/2010 10:50:21 AM

Thinking Allowed



That has got to be the worst argument against the ToE I have ever heard.

1/30/2010 11:01:38 AM

Freethink

Creationist theory has been dis-proven. It is a fundie front for the right wingnuts agenda for global domination and non Christian reduction, to about 100-200 million. They want us to return to a cave-man lifestyle, while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us. Then they can have their pick of the "litter" of slaves, for personal pleasure and service.

(sounds about right, now)

1/30/2010 11:48:24 AM

Canadiest

Opera Forum?!!

What you describe for society sounds just like the (internal actual) Right-wing Republican plan.

1/30/2010 11:56:59 AM

Old Viking

I approve of this plan as long as I'm a picker, not a pickee.

1/30/2010 12:16:17 PM

Xotan

Perhaps one unimaginable day it may be disproven. It will never be dis-proven, for sure.

1/30/2010 1:13:57 PM

Vince

that made less sense than I thought possible.

1/30/2010 2:00:33 PM

I read about the afterlife

"while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us"

That actually sounds like you lot, doesn't it?

1/30/2010 3:54:13 PM

David B.

Ah, I see.

After a hundred and fifty years of claiming that the theory of evolution is on its last legs, widely rejected, on the verge of being thrown away, you've finally realised that this only makes you look as dumb as someone reiterating the millennia old claim that these are the "end times".

So now you're just going to claim that evolution has been disproved, and pretend it's not being taught anymore, no-one believes it and that your intellect is respected by everyone around you.

Good luck with that.

1/30/2010 4:27:09 PM

solomongrundy

Dark_Lord_Prime wrote:

@solomongrundy

The Morlocks were the "overlords." The Eloi were the mindless sheep/food supply.


That's why I welcome them.
They're effete-elicious.


1/30/2010 8:09:21 PM

louislois

WTF?

1/30/2010 8:10:02 PM

The L

I'm sorry, but he's faking it much too convincingly for my tastes. I think the game has gone on long enough.

1/31/2010 5:19:32 AM



Disproved by whom?, by your local milkman?.

1/31/2010 8:45:46 AM

Clefable

Wait, that's funny, because I thought that for the longest time, that's exactly what the Pope did?

1/31/2010 1:43:12 PM

caustic gnostic

Oh. The ISS crew are the Overlords in their multi-billion-dollar "mansion" abode?

You're safe, jamvaru. You're not even qualified to be a junior slave trainee for them.

Also, it's not a matter of returning anyone to a caveman lifestyle, but rather of recovering our space-age tools from the hands of cavemen such as jamvaru.

Nope, evolution theory is still on the beam.

1/31/2010 3:21:31 PM

Shadow Boxer

"They want us to return to a cave-man lifestyle, while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us. Then they can have their pick of the "litter" of slaves, for personal pleasure and service."

Doesn't the Catholic Church already do this?

1/31/2010 4:41:14 PM

Dr. Novakaine

Actually, it hasn't, and it isn't. Your continued insistence on both these fronts only proves your self-serving ignorance and paranoia.

2/1/2010 9:07:03 AM

GMAFBreak

Somebody didn't take his Thorazine this morning.

2/1/2010 5:52:26 PM



Oh noes! We've been found out!

11/17/2010 2:09:51 PM

Justanotheratheist

The idea of living in a nice big mansion with a bunch of nubile slaves to do whatever I desire of them is not entirely unattractive (though it would be a bit unfair on the slaves....).

But no. All of this has less than fuckall to do with evolutionary "theory", and even less to do with disproving it. A heap of bullshit coupled with an awesome non sequitur makes this fool a real fundie.

11/18/2010 2:40:27 AM

Mech610

Fucking rich assholes and their magic sky castles!

7/12/2011 2:10:01 PM

v200

I never knew this was my future plan.

10/3/2011 5:29:44 PM

rubber chicken

Sorry Jamvaru but this was our old plan.
Empirical testing showed that the 'mansions in the sky' idea was impractical due to the logistical difficulties with water supply and the whole dodging 747s thing. We also discovered that the 'litter of slaves, for personal pleasure and service' bit was already patented by the church.

10/3/2011 6:57:26 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Biology has been dis-proven?
Really?

Stay away from all modern medicine then.

1/29/2013 8:18:02 PM

Justanotheratheist

What the flying fuck is this idiot rambling on about?

1/30/2013 3:58:34 AM
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