Evolutionary theory has been dis-proven. It is a political front for the "progressive" agenda for global domination and population reduction, to about 100-200 million. They want us to return to a cave-man lifestyle, while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us. Then they can have their pick of the "litter" of slaves, for personal pleasure and service.
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Actually, the theory is pretty solid, the only time it ever becomes political is when creationists and fundies baaaaaaaw to the courts (and end up losing) or use it in politics (and lose those too) and when they start up arguments against it by trying to poke holes in the theory so they can say creationism is true despite having no evidence, facts, or methods aside from the bible and 'godidit' (and lose those as well)
"Evolutionary theory has been dis-proven"
Judge John E. Jones III would like a word with you. Three Words: Kitzmiller versus Dover.
"It is a political front for the "progressive" agenda for global domination and population reduction, to about 100-200 million. They want us to return to a cave-man lifestyle, while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us. Then they can have their pick of the "litter" of slaves, for personal pleasure and service."
The GOP, Neocons & Religious Right? Certainly. Thanks for admitting that, jamvaru.
Um, no, that would pretty much be conservative capitalists, who are more or less allied to the fundie christians.
Hmm, fantasising about watching people you don't like suffer from the comfort of a mansion in the sky... doesn't sound like anyone on my side of the fence.
Now, can anyone think of, say, a message board full of Christians who spend every moment of their bleak, depressing lives praying for exactly that to happen (which it obviously will any day now, honest, the signs are everywhere)?
Disproven? Show me your evidence. Oh, wait, it's the Bible which can't be proven true any more than a person can prove that instances of shape-shifting in Celtic lore is possible.
And yes, global population reduction is necessary for the species to survive because we're rapidly reaching the limit of our natural resources.
Creationist theory has been dis-proven. It is a fundie front for the right wingnuts agenda for global domination and non Christian reduction, to about 100-200 million. They want us to return to a cave-man lifestyle, while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us. Then they can have their pick of the "litter" of slaves, for personal pleasure and service.
(sounds about right, now)
"while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us"
That actually sounds like you lot, doesn't it?
Ah, I see.
After a hundred and fifty years of claiming that the theory of evolution is on its last legs, widely rejected, on the verge of being thrown away, you've finally realised that this only makes you look as dumb as someone reiterating the millennia old claim that these are the "end times".
So now you're just going to claim that evolution has been disproved, and pretend it's not being taught anymore, no-one believes it and that your intellect is respected by everyone around you.
Good luck with that.
Oh. The ISS crew are the Overlords in their multi-billion-dollar "mansion" abode?
You're safe, jamvaru. You're not even qualified to be a junior slave trainee for them.
Also, it's not a matter of returning anyone to a caveman lifestyle, but rather of recovering our space-age tools from the hands of cavemen such as jamvaru.
Nope, evolution theory is still on the beam.
"They want us to return to a cave-man lifestyle, while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us. Then they can have their pick of the "litter" of slaves, for personal pleasure and service."
Doesn't the Catholic Church already do this?
The idea of living in a nice big mansion with a bunch of nubile slaves to do whatever I desire of them is not entirely unattractive (though it would be a bit unfair on the slaves....).
But no. All of this has less than fuckall to do with evolutionary "theory", and even less to do with disproving it. A heap of bullshit coupled with an awesome non sequitur makes this fool a real fundie.
Sorry Jamvaru but this was our old plan.
Empirical testing showed that the 'mansions in the sky' idea was impractical due to the logistical difficulties with water supply and the whole dodging 747s thing. We also discovered that the 'litter of slaves, for personal pleasure and service' bit was already patented by the church.
Um...wat.
Also...
They want us to return to a cave-man lifestyle, while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us.
Isn't it the traditional drumline of RRthat both:
a.) Any and all science is of the Devil, simultaneously including and excluding the internet and computers, and
b.) When they die, they will get their solid gold mansions in heaven where they get the perfect view of all the mean old unbelievers burning in the Lake of Fire?
Just sayin'.
Citations please. Why would they do this, and what does that have to do with NATURAL selection, which is the central tenet of evolution?
The Bible condones slavery, the Origin of Species does not.
Confused?
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