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Churchers are not suppose to be paying taxes so [Kent] Hovind is an innocent man. Hovind did not steal the money and by mansions for himself like the TV preachers do. Hovind was trying to preach agianst evil men like PZ Myers. The devil did not like this so he used rich evil men and woman to lock Hovind away to shut him up.

One of the evil child molesting prosecutors of Hovind killed himself to avoid going to jail. So you see the people who went after him were wicked and wanted to stop him from telling the world Jesus is.


Then phoney christians did not come to Hovinds aid. TBN, Inspriation network, CBN, American center for law and justice, International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, President Bush all turned theirs backs on Hovind because none of those people love Jesus.

Heavens Janitor, Pharyngula 41 Comments [1/31/2010 6:19:35 PM]
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Efrain

Render unto Caesar, BITCH!

1/31/2010 6:27:44 PM

Efrain

FUCK! WE need the delete function back. :C

1/31/2010 6:27:50 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Yeah, but Hovind ran a shonky theme park not a church.

Right now he's probably running from a fat bald dude called Bubba, shoulda paid his taxes!

1/31/2010 6:40:42 PM

caustic gnostic

He tried to bullshit the IRS in court over 50 times. And lost. And dragged his wife in with him.

Face it, your hero is a liability to his own cause.

1/31/2010 6:43:06 PM

El Zorro

Riiiight...

1/31/2010 6:45:40 PM

Abdul Alhazred

I was thinking about running a church myself so I do not have to pay taxes. Still struggling with a theme, though.

How about:

" Non denominational missionary pagan society "

" Cybele worship center "

or

" United Earth Water and Air Ministry "

?

1/31/2010 6:50:29 PM

breakerslion

And Mussolini made the trains run on time, and one of his detractors was a communist, so he was O-kay!

1/31/2010 6:51:39 PM



Kent Hovind tried to avoid paying taxes by paying his employees in cash.

1/31/2010 6:53:46 PM

Malkyrian

So this guy believes "churchers" (which I assume means "those who go to church") are exempt from taxes?

Methinks the IRS would very much like to know about Heavens Janitor here...

1/31/2010 7:03:12 PM

Maskdt

"So you see the people who went after him were wicked and wanted to stop him from telling the world Jesus is."

I don't know about anyone else, but I read that sentence as HJ saying that Hovind was trying to tell the world that Jesus is wicked.

1/31/2010 7:33:56 PM

louislois

Heavens Janitor needs to focus more on cleaning toilets and scrubbing the floors than trying to present an argument, as he clearly fails at doing so.

1/31/2010 7:39:49 PM

Old Viking

Hovind cons the rubes. But it's hard to con the IRS.

1/31/2010 8:35:27 PM

myheadhurts

moron defending a moron

surprise surprise

1/31/2010 8:37:30 PM

sandchigger

Wait, wait, wait... is Christianity a religion now? Because last week it was a 'personal relationship with Jesus'. So, which one is it?

1/31/2010 8:56:05 PM

Pule Thamex

Yes, I know it's disgusting. I agree with you completely Heavens Janitor. And do you know who else didn't rush to save Kent from the Devil's minions, God, that's who. What an ungrateful git. He's had plenty of time to repent and spring Kent from jail, but He won't. He's letting the Devil get away with murder these days. He must be getting senile or perhaps He just doesn't really care.

Anyway, what ever it is that's up with Him, do you know what I'd do, or wouldn't do rather, when the time comes I wouldn't offer my janitorial services to Him. Let Him sweep his own Heaven.

1/31/2010 8:59:44 PM

Fedup

"... phoney christians .........TBN, Inspriation network, CBN, American center for law and justice, International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, President Bush .......... none of those people love Jesus"

I actually have to agree with that bit

1/31/2010 9:21:42 PM

jsonitsac

I'm pretty sure religious organizations, and non-profits for that matter, are required to pay payroll taxes for salaried employees.

1/31/2010 9:30:01 PM

Musicalbookworm

Even the ACLJ wouldn't stand up for Hovind! HAHAHAHA! <wipes tears from eyes> Well, I guess they do have a smidge of integrity after all.

1/31/2010 9:48:27 PM

Musicalbookworm

Even the ACLJ wouldn't stand up for Hovind! HAHAHAHA! <wipes tears from eyes> Well, I guess they do have a smidge of integrity after all.

1/31/2010 9:48:27 PM

Horsefeathers

"Churchers are not suppose to be paying taxes so [Kent] Hovind is an innocent man."

Hovind isn't a church. Hovind is a lying, sleazy, no-good charlatan. He still has to pay his taxes though.

"Hovind did not steal the money and by mansions for himself like the TV preachers do."

And? I might be swayed by this line of reasoning if he had evaded taxes and then done the Christian thing and gave all the money directly to the homeless or something, but that's not what he did.

"Hovind was trying to preach agianst evil men like PZ Myers. The devil did not like this so he used rich evil men and woman to lock Hovind away to shut him up."

I know that nobody likes the IRS but I'm pretty sure they don't employ Satan as an auditor.

"One of the evil child molesting prosecutors of Hovind killed himself to avoid going to jail."

Eh?

"So you see the people who went after him were wicked and wanted to stop him from telling the world Jesus is."

Everyone already knows who Jesus is. I would be completely fucking stunned if you could find anyone, anywhere outside of some extremely remote and uncontacted tribes who doesn't know who Jesus is.

"Then phoney christians did not come to Hovinds aid. TBN, Inspriation network, CBN, American center for law and justice, International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, President Bush all turned theirs backs on Hovind because none of those people love Jesus."

Or because they could see him for the lying, sleazy, no-good charlatan (and tax cheat!) that he is.

1/31/2010 10:01:14 PM

campbunny

Why is this macaque's name Heavens Janitor?!

1/31/2010 11:14:18 PM

aaa

Tax evasion is still a crime, bitchnozzle.

1/31/2010 11:41:10 PM

Murdin

"One of the evil child molesting prosecutors of Hovind"

Pleasebeapoepleasebeapoepleasebeapoepleasebeapoe...

1/31/2010 11:54:21 PM

Antichrist

It's Churches you twat, not "Churchers"

2/1/2010 2:33:11 AM

Max

No wonder you are sweeping floors.

2/1/2010 2:38:22 AM
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