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You say you have proven big bang it true because of microwaves and radiation. Do voices in these waves and radiation tell you big bang is real? How do I hear the voice of big bang as you have? Will big bang ever speak to me as he did you?

Why is there no records from 65,000,000 years ago saying big bang made everything out of nothing? So bible gives written documentation and your big bang is just "some guy" saying big bang is my faaaaaaaaaather?

So will you be pleased if the US Dollar starts saying in big bang we trust on it?

Exactly how old is this big bang God of yours? Since your Satanic money loving scientists you worship keep changing the date of Big Bangs birth. By the way when is the second coming of big bang?


Jesus never said in the bible I have to prove anything to you. All I have to do is love Jesus and my neighbor and my job is done. To bad your big bang does not teach atheists to love their neighbors as themselves.


Tell me this since you beleive we evolved from a rock. If someone were to smash a stone with a sledgehammer, would you consider that murder?

Heavens Janitor, Pharyngula 172 Comments [2/2/2010 9:10:28 PM]
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Beyondbedandbathisme

Wow, you can actually almost hear the pig-fucking in the background.

2/2/2010 9:17:17 PM

Beyondbedandbathisme

Oops, double post.

My bad.

2/2/2010 9:17:40 PM

Smilodon

I can't really tell if you're trying to debate or not, if you are can you type in a non retarded language so we can understand what the hell you're trying to say?

2/2/2010 9:21:30 PM

Tyler

I've always wondered....do those strawmen you keep knocking down ever fight back? Or do they just take it?

EDIT: I nominate this for Fundy of the Year award.

2/2/2010 9:21:42 PM



Since your Satanic money loving scientists you worship keep changing the date of Big Bangs birth. By the way when is the second coming of big bang?
Since our scientists what?

Also...
Jesus never said in the bible I have to prove anything to you.
He never said anything about a lot of things. Like airplanes, cars, or the internet.

2/2/2010 9:23:27 PM

ME

Waiter. Oh, waiter! I would like some low-fat, vinegarette with that word-salad please.



(P.S. Evolution =/= Big Bang. These are two different theories and branches of science. Also, stop watching hovind. Contrary to what he says, evolution does not say we came from rocks you fucking moron. All evolution states is that things EVOLVE over time.)

2/2/2010 9:24:16 PM



Wow so much fail in one post.

2/2/2010 9:25:40 PM

MK

If this is heaven's janitor, I'm guessing that rap-tards may want to avoid using the bathrooms for eternity. It doesn't sound like they're going to get cleaned any time soon.

2/2/2010 9:28:11 PM

DaMentalFunism

I can't make this idea fit into my stupid worldview! Therefore neither can you!

2/2/2010 9:33:42 PM

Mike Sihl

Get a fucken clue, will ya?

2/2/2010 9:35:59 PM

TheDoc

I call Poe.

2/2/2010 9:37:28 PM

Sophie

Second coming of the big bang?

*facedesk*

"Jesus never said in the bible I have to prove anything to you."

Then STFU.

2/2/2010 9:41:20 PM



Language is a relatively new invention of humanity. The earliest scrap of written language is older than what the YEC think the Earth is, and oral language is much older than that. There is also no Big Bang god. That`d be like worshipping, say, the emergence of dinosaurs. It was an incredibly significant event of scientific interest, but that`s all.

2/2/2010 9:56:55 PM

Malkyrian


2/2/2010 10:05:55 PM

CinTX

Crazytown called, they need you back there asap!

2/2/2010 10:06:51 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Big Bang: Lemaître...I am your father.
Georges Lemaître: ...NOOOOOOO!!!

(Georges Lemaître = first person to propose the Big Bang Theory)

2/2/2010 10:14:58 PM

gaijinlaw

Holy. Frickin'. Cow.

2/2/2010 10:21:10 PM

pete

This is definitely Poe.

2/2/2010 10:25:40 PM



you say you have proven english as second language....

2/2/2010 10:31:30 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

"COWER BEFORE ME AND MY BLOOD GOD YE MEN OF STRAW!!!"
- Heavens Janitor

2/2/2010 10:34:19 PM

dingo

this is just a train wreck of failure...

2/2/2010 10:50:54 PM

The Jamo

Alright guys. The FAIL has arrived so I want all of you in the forklifts on the double and put it all in loading bay nine. Any questions? OK. GO GO GO!!!



2/2/2010 10:54:36 PM



@pete

How?

2/2/2010 10:55:34 PM



@pete

How?

2/2/2010 11:00:04 PM



Damn double post.

2/2/2010 11:00:36 PM
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