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ElyseE, newspapers are the most liberal source of information possible, and are written at about the 7th grade level. I hope you get your information from better sources. I get my information from Conservapedia, and the internet at large

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 86 Comments [2/8/2010 9:17:29 PM]
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LadyJafaria

You get your information...from a site that you're in charge of, therefore making any information you "get" information that you either put there yourself or approved of.

Yeah, that makes SO much more sense than reading the New York Times.

2/8/2010 9:20:37 PM

Cupcake

The internet at large? That explains a lot.

2/8/2010 9:24:21 PM



lol@internet at large

2/8/2010 9:24:29 PM

princeyy

Another village's idiot found the internets.

2/8/2010 9:30:08 PM

Zoo

Because the internet "at large" is so reliable and written at such an intellectual level. Your site being a good example.

2/8/2010 9:42:08 PM

One Trick Pony

@ DevilsChaplain

It pays to actually read the quote in context. Not did he actually use punctuation, that wasn't even the end of the sentence.

2/8/2010 9:54:33 PM

Godbuster

I like to cite myself for maximum accuracy and validity, too.

2/8/2010 10:01:13 PM

WMDKitty

In short, you make shit up and then claim it as fact. Okay, dude... whatever.`

2/8/2010 10:12:11 PM

Thinking Allowed

Dear Mr. Schlafly,

Enclosed is a copy of the bill for my latest irony meter. If you would kindly sir, please send me a cashier's check or money order for the amount so that I may use the funds to replace the one your post broke.

Thankyou,
Thinking Allowed

2/8/2010 10:19:50 PM

Tyler

Yeah, I can write anything and use it as my information, but that doesn't make it right.

2/8/2010 10:21:58 PM

Mike Sihl

Whereas Conservapedia is written at about a 2nd grade level...

2/8/2010 10:24:01 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

"I get my information from MYSELF"

Thanks for admitting you're pulling all of this out of your own ass, Andy. As if we didn't already know.

2/8/2010 11:11:54 PM

aaa

Remember, this person exists. He is not a poe of any kind. He seriously believes in everything he says. I am not making this up.

2/8/2010 11:14:09 PM

campbunny

Aren't you Andy Assfly? Basically, Conservapedia incarnate? Wouldn't we expect you to "get you information" from the propaganda-agency-cum-troubadour-troupe that you yourself edit apparently full-time?

2/8/2010 11:15:21 PM

myheadhurts

From a high school project? Good for you, now let the grownups talk.

2/8/2010 11:18:51 PM



Nevermind that the internet isn't exactly the most reliable source of information, what with not actually having to do peer-reviews and fact-checking.

2/8/2010 11:23:43 PM

Jewsus

Scientific journals > Books > Newspapers > News networks > My grandma > Muck on the street > The internet

...when it comes to obtaining reliable information.

2/8/2010 11:25:38 PM

Swede

How come you only have liberal newspapers? Over here we have socialistic ones and conservative ones, environmentalist ones and yes, liberal ones as well. And they are most certainly not written at a 7th grade level.

In my experience, the "internet at large" is much more liberal and written at a much lower grade level.
Especially Conservapedia has a very low-grade, "big-lettered" text (the "more liberal" is not valid here, of course).

2/8/2010 11:29:03 PM

M.M.

"and are written at about the 7th grade level. I hope you get your information from better sources. I get my information from Conservapedia"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fail.

2/8/2010 11:30:24 PM

louislois

"ElyseE, newspapers are the most liberal source of information possible,and are written at about the 7th grade level."

Yeah. Go fuck yourself Assfly.

Which am I going to believe? Newspapers, of which there are countless throughout the world, and which aside from their OP ED sections, present unbiased reporting and interviews, or a website on the internet that markets itself as the only trustworthy source because it's Conservative, and all the other media is controlled by teh eebil liberuls?

2/8/2010 11:48:14 PM

Brenz

You are a horrible human being, Andy Schlafly. You shut down even your supporters when they're trying to support you.

Fuck, you're the John Byrne of the political 7th circle

2/9/2010 12:02:16 AM

Tangentc

So, Andy Schlafly gets his information from... Himself. Well, at least a news source that he has and frequently exercises editorial control on. That makes sense.

Though I fail to see why Newspapers being written to be legible at a seventh grade reading level discredits the content of the article. If he means to suggest that they have a seventh grade level of research, he is very wrong.

2/9/2010 12:02:57 AM

Musicalbookworm

I'm beginning to see why ignorance is bliss. Knowing their are people this stupid in the world makes me very un-blissful.

2/9/2010 12:18:19 AM



That's a relief. It seldom ends well for people who start to believe their own hype. Will Shlafly die overweight, Elvis-style in a Las Vegas toilet, or will he go out in a blaze of "glory" like David Koresh? Stay tuned...

2/9/2010 12:20:05 AM

Hellboy

In related news, Andy Schlafly also told reporters that he eats his own poop "to get all the vitamins I missed the first time around."

2/9/2010 12:30:39 AM
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