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This is a REALLY good debate. Although I truly hate evolution, as it has turned so many people away from God's word...the truth, not some big lie with facts that are inaccurate. In the Beginning (of EartH) God made EVERYTING....Enough proof for me that evoultion is a lie.

Grand Moff Nicodemus Fett, Star Wars TCG Board 17 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Robbie

Debate? No no, sweetie.

The jury is not still out. They deliberated and are now giving media interviews.

Why exactly are you sitting in an empty courtroom?

6/23/2007 2:46:15 AM

ArmandT

I always thought that if God truly made everything he was probably an insomniac/impatient being for making life so imperfect compared to the 'perfect' God of the bible.

6/23/2007 2:51:19 AM

Goosey

Yawn.

Assertion =/= Proof.

Too easy.

6/23/2007 3:58:33 PM

Sophomore

That's funny, cars didn't come out until the 1900s. Computers - 1950s. Etc.

6/23/2007 4:13:27 PM

Puck


God made EVERYTING.

As soon as we can find an EVERYTING, we'll reverse-engineer it and have the answers we're looking for.

6/23/2007 4:39:15 PM

Goosey

Really, but why does evolution always have to be a 'lie'? Why are fundies never content to just say 'it's wrong' and leave it at that?

Claiming to know something all the scientists have overlooked is one thing, but claiming to know the intentions of those scientists (since lying is, by definition, intentional untruth) is something else entirely. Mind you, these are the people who claim to know the intentions of God with dubious scriptural evidence, so claiming to know the intentions of some mere mortals must be small potatoes to them.

6/23/2007 8:29:28 PM

Katsuro

"with facts that are inaccurate"

Surely if something is inaccurate it cannot be a fact?

6/23/2007 8:45:00 PM

Jim

BecausE ThE BiblE IS AlwayS TruE, RegardlesS OF ActuaL ValiditY.

6/23/2007 8:58:57 PM

Ethen

How do you know he made everything? You weren't there... Neither were the people who wrote that award winning novel, what was it called? The Bible

6/23/2007 9:40:53 PM

Freboy

Although I truly love evolution, as it has turned so many people away from The Bible word...the bullshit, all the big lies and assertions that are inaccurate.


RAmen to that.

6/24/2007 7:41:49 AM

Goosey

@Katsuro

It depends on the level of inaccuracy.

pi=3.14159 is inaccurate, but it's a fact.
pi=3 is more inaccurate, and it's not a fact.

6/24/2007 11:37:48 AM

Katsuro

@Goosey

Touche!

6/24/2007 12:12:34 PM

Mr_Vorhias

*Force-chokes Nicodermus Fett.*

6/24/2007 5:41:16 PM

valey

The Cake Is a Lie!!

4/13/2010 4:59:05 AM

Anon-e-moose

'Grand Moff Nicodemus Fett'?! I'm sorry, but with a name like that, I just can't take seriously anything said by someone who imagines his namesake to be an old & wise rat (from the Don Bluth film "Secret of Nimh") wearing an Imperial uniform and Jango/Boba's helmet.

4/13/2010 8:19:31 AM



"big lie with facts that are inaccurate"

lie>fact>inaccurate

its better than not knowing what words mean. obviously you dont or you wouldnt have strung these together like this.

4/18/2012 2:58:01 PM



actually the difference between pi=3 and pi=3.14159 is in precision, not whether they are facts or not. you can use pi=3 to make a circle. just expect it to be a bit lopsided.

4/18/2012 8:41:24 PM
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