Im So Tired Of Chocolate People Thanking GOD when they win an Award!
You have rappers that wear panty hose on their head at Grammy awards & they are thanking GOD & Jesus. You thank something you cant even see & touch, huh?!
I am sure that invisible spirit known as Jesus & God would run if they saw someone wear panty hose on their head and than say "Please dont thank me. I have nothing 2 do with this monster!"
[Later in the same thread:]
If they love GOD & Jesus so much, why do they all live in bad neighborhoods?
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Normally it's fundies complaining about people that don't thank God. Never thought I'd see a complaint about people that do.
Besides, you seem to think that either belief in God is silly because God is intangible OR that God is not intangible to the right kind of people. The latter is insane, and as for the former, if belief in God is already beneath you, why begrudge other people for thanking God? Oh, right, because you're a racist asshat.
I didn't think anyone still thanked God during awards shows. I thought it was a passing fad, but I don't watch awards shows.
But it is funny how this person is complaining that the wrong color of people are thanking God. Maybe it's because we all know that God is a white northern European type with blue eyes, and so was his son. And he votes Republican.
"... so many fundies live in trailer parks; if they love God and their country so much how come they live deadbeat lives?"
Or "... if racists knew the first thing about anything they would crawl back into the dung heap."
"Please dont thank me. I have nothing 2 do with this monster!"
Whereas you are merely rejected by tangible beings, like women, employers and your peers.
Im So Tired Of Chocolate People Thanking GOD when they win an Award!
Unlike, say, the white QB of the Saints thanking god when he was given the Vince Lombardi Trophy last night, or all those NASCAR drivers thanking god when they win a race, or white survivors of any natural or man-made disaster thanking god that they lived.
Huh.
You do know that there are a whole lot of "whites" thanking God too...
YT, how can 20% of the population, WHO ARE LESS LIKELY TO BE GIVEN A MORTGAGE, responsible for a crisis?. Hey, if you're poor, more difficult to pay a mortgage and to be given, thought about that?
I think I'd like chocolate people. But not by myself. No, it'd melt too fast and it's so large I'd have to eat it with friends.
OH WAIT. That's not what you meant, is it?
"If they love GOD & Jesus so much, why do they all live in bad neighborhoods?"
I don't know, dipshit. Why did Jesus hang out with poor people, the blind and lame, and prostitutes? Everyone knows he should have been hanging out with all the rich people with the awesome view of the Galilee lol.
@YT
I think Satan has more to do with you than with black people. Or he would if he were real.
@Nickiknack:
"Chocolate People... what is your age, because that's what little kids say when they see a racial minority for the first time, and don't know any better(ex. my mom when she was a wee little girl,and didn't know any better)."
OMG, Nickiknack, THANK YOU, you just reminded me where I've heard that term before!
A friend of mine told me that when she was little and sitting in a shopping cart at the check-out line, the cashier was a black man. She'd never seen a black person before, so she said, "Mummy? Why is that man made of chocolate?" XD
@Generic username #32:
How exactly do you know that God isn't a black dude who wears panty hose on his head? Or an Indian fellow in a turban? Or a Bushman in a loin cloth?
If we are created in his image then which of the multiple possibilities is the one which actually resembles God? It's a bold assumption to believe he's a white dude in a pin-striped suit and expensive tie.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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