12/27/2006 9:41:23 PM
5/3/2008 4:27:15 AM
vishnu save us
Q: If we so-called evolved from monkeys and God does not exist, where do monkeys come from?
A: Obviously they come from white-woman black-man unions of sex, evolutionarily speaking to be the more powerful christian-killing machines of the end-times.
5/3/2008 4:47:29 AM
Because such an idea would require you to delve deeper into possible explanations...dangerous! All life is believed to have descended from some original organism (a bacteria I think its been suggested)..just because it's not easy or requires you to mentally extend yourself, does not make it a lie
5/3/2008 6:00:49 AM
Because it can't be said too often:
EVOLUTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!
5/3/2008 2:36:27 PM
7/15/2009 8:56:25 AM
Well, when a daddy monkey and a mommy monkey love each other very much ...
8/15/2010 10:55:16 PM
Right, let yet another fundie try (and fail) to answer the burning question: where did god come from?
"He always was" doesn't count as an answer.
8/16/2010 3:19:11 AM
I'd bet this guy also uses Star Wars as proof against evolution. "Hey guiz if we came from monkeys where did people in Star Wars come from? Were there monkeys a long time ago in a galaxy far far away LULZ"
1/22/2012 11:52:01 PM
The ToE says nothing about the existence or non-existence of any gods.
Monkeys come from a monkey-like ancestor. We do not come from monkeys, we are related to modern-day monkeys.
Where did God come from?
1/23/2012 12:46:15 AM