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Ah, a flaw in the little evolution theory. If we so-called evolved from monkeys and God does not exist, where do monkeys come from? This is another wat we can tell evolution is a lie...

Grand Moff Nicodemus Fett, Star Wars TCG Board 10 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Adrian



Any questions?

12/27/2006 9:41:23 PM

Anonymous

lulz.

5/3/2008 4:27:15 AM

vishnu save us

Q: If we so-called evolved from monkeys and God does not exist, where do monkeys come from?
A: Obviously they come from white-woman black-man unions of sex, evolutionarily speaking to be the more powerful christian-killing machines of the end-times.

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5/3/2008 4:47:29 AM

logicprevails

Because such an idea would require you to delve deeper into possible explanations...dangerous! All life is believed to have descended from some original organism (a bacteria I think its been suggested)..just because it's not easy or requires you to mentally extend yourself, does not make it a lie

5/3/2008 6:00:49 AM

Parallax

Because it can't be said too often:

EVOLUTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!

5/3/2008 2:36:27 PM



That HURT.

7/15/2009 8:56:25 AM



Well, when a daddy monkey and a mommy monkey love each other very much ...

8/15/2010 10:55:16 PM

Justanotheratheist

Right, let yet another fundie try (and fail) to answer the burning question: where did god come from?

"He always was" doesn't count as an answer.

8/16/2010 3:19:11 AM

Mand Groff

I'd bet this guy also uses Star Wars as proof against evolution. "Hey guiz if we came from monkeys where did people in Star Wars come from? Were there monkeys a long time ago in a galaxy far far away LULZ"

1/22/2012 11:52:01 PM



The ToE says nothing about the existence or non-existence of any gods.

Monkeys come from a monkey-like ancestor. We do not come from monkeys, we are related to modern-day monkeys.

Where did God come from?

1/23/2012 12:46:15 AM
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