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Women’s brains are like man brains, but without all the bits inside that make them work properly. Bits like shutting up and think-y before speak-y; those are all missing in a woman’s brain. In order to make up for these deficiencies, women have had to cobble together half-brains out of their existing parts.

That’s where the term half-wit comes from. Women’s brains, their wit if you will, are literally half that of a man — or is it even less than half?

Arya, Argue With Everyone 54 Comments [2/8/2010 8:10:15 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Sisyphus

Poe or not, there are people who think this way. Men and women are equally stupid in our own ways. I'd love to see a man do my job and I'd love to see a woman do my husband's job. Men and women are like Yin and Yang, we complement each other's deficiencies.

2/8/2010 11:36:26 AM

solomongrundy

Proof of Arya's theory is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

2/8/2010 11:37:46 AM



This is too much not to be a poe.

2/8/2010 12:09:35 PM

Old Viking

This is taken seriously in red neck bars.

2/8/2010 12:14:50 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

SOMEONE'S not getting laid any time soon.

2/8/2010 12:40:32 PM

toothache

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

2/8/2010 1:01:29 PM

Leander

Somebody needs to get laid badly...

2/8/2010 1:19:34 PM

werewolf

Got dumped recently, didn't you?

2/8/2010 1:36:29 PM

tracer

I am male, and I assure you my thinky-before-speaky lobes are missing from my brain.

Women's brains do seem to have an overabundance of "if you don't agree with my opinions it means you don't love me!" going on, though.

2/8/2010 2:03:27 PM

Princess Rot

Troll trying too hard. What do you expect on AWE?

2/8/2010 2:04:24 PM

SpacemanSpiff

Troll

2/8/2010 3:09:50 PM

Xotan

troll

2/8/2010 3:26:26 PM

pete

I know dozens of women who would be glad and able to deconstruct this crap in minute and accurate detail. And about half of them would be glad and able to tear this creep's arms off and insert them into a wide variety of orifices calculated to cause the most severe possible discomfort.

2/8/2010 3:51:39 PM

The L

Please let this be a Poe. I've read enough misogynist twaddle for one day--I'd like to think that this, at least, isn't real.

2/8/2010 5:25:15 PM

The Jamo

Marie Curie-Sklodowska disagrees.

2/8/2010 5:39:33 PM

Antichrist

Argue with Everyone is a troll watering hole.

2/8/2010 7:11:31 PM

Julian

I'm sure women aren't half-wits, but I'm certain you are a complete fuckwit

2/8/2010 8:20:28 PM

Hive

Oh my fucking god. Staple your nuts to a wall, douchebag.

God damn men like this really piss me off.

2/8/2010 8:48:36 PM

Brenz

I know a lot more dumb men than dumb women.

Now if you had said "crazy"...

2/9/2010 12:24:55 AM



Those bits don't exist. Try to learn science for a while.

2/9/2010 3:36:05 AM

Kat

Argue With Everyone, the new 4chan.

2/9/2010 4:46:17 AM

Mat

Ah yes, I think it's somewhere in the Bible, the bit about people building their own brains and the shocking defecit of leftover part when the womenfolk are allowed into the workshop

2/9/2010 10:10:54 AM

AnnaMolly

Wow.. I must have missed the neuro lecture that descibed the male specific "shutting up and think-y before speak-y" parts of the brain. Or perhaps as a female I am just too ignorant to understand such complex medical terminology.

2/10/2010 6:03:09 PM

PiGirl13

Troll and/or Poe.

I don't hope so, I know so.

1/2/2011 4:06:18 PM

whatever

There are other women in the World besides Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin.

1/2/2011 4:24:13 PM
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