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[National Geographic Narrator voice:] And like the grand California condor, the endangered homosexual is incapable of reproduction on it's own, and must be protected from natural extinction thru recruitment drives and intimidation of other tribes to boost their ranks.

Grimlock Prime, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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What the hell, condor's can reproduce.

12/30/2006 5:56:04 PM


Well, not on their own. But nobody can reproduce on their own.

12/30/2006 6:21:16 PM


Plants can. Certain bugs too. Maybe homosexuals reproduce asexually?

6/9/2008 3:08:03 AM

Vegetable Rights Activist

Failing Anatomy Class for Jesus?

11/23/2009 4:45:22 PM


[David Attenborough] This is the much-reviled Fundius Miserablis. Unable to ensure the survival of its belief system merely by strangling the imagination and will of its young into extinction, it also regularly leaves a calling card on internet forums and on the streets in the form of posts, flyers, pamphlets, or in some cases, that spray of spittle you get on the back of your neck when you walk past one in the midst of a tirade.

11/23/2009 6:06:11 PM


What type of B.S. is this?
I know it's B.S.
I just don't know what type.

11/23/2009 6:49:43 PM


So....condors recruit? That's what I'm taking away from this. Damn condors! Stop preying upon our children, you magnificent and majestic abominations of nature!!

9/12/2011 1:23:03 PM

rubber chicken

I've heard some quite extraordinary bullshit on the National Geographic channel but I don't think that, even they, would try and claim that the Californian Condor is incapable of reproduction.

9/12/2011 8:46:11 PM


You have obviously never heard of the "sneaky fucker" theory about how the gay/bi gene was passed on.

9/12/2011 9:07:26 PM


Lying is a sin, dearie.

You can't be recruited into homosexuality any more than you can be recruited into green-eyedness.

As heterosexual parents have homosexual children, homosexuals don't need to breed on their own, they are not a separate species. Homosexuals can reproduce through (not "thru", that's not National Geographic lanuage) IVF and donor sperms/eggs, just like infertile couples can. Or are you saying that infertile couples are an endangered species too?

9/12/2011 10:20:03 PM

Quantum Mechanic


8/11/2012 2:55:11 AM


Do you actually know what a California condor is? Or did you skip science every day when you were in school to go pray to Geebus?

12/8/2012 6:54:31 PM


> and must be protected from natural extinction thru recruitment drives and intimidation of other tribes to boost their ranks.
Birds cannot be turned into condors.
Straight people cannot be turned gay.

Your argument is invalid.

12/8/2012 8:09:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You really want to suck dick.

4/23/2014 9:18:51 PM

Dr. Shrinker

I've had religious people knock at my door to get me to join up. I've never had gay people knock at my door to get me to join up. That tells me exactly who is out recruiting and who is not.

4/24/2014 6:06:56 AM


And this from a Raptard calling himself 'Grimlock Prime'? More like 'Fallen' in the second "Transformers" film.

'Freedom is the right of all sentient beings'

Optimus Prime (Peter Cullen), "Transformers"

Now, give me your FACE! (*Tears through faux 'Prime's chest, produces his 'Spark', and crushes it before 'Grimlock's eyes*) >:D

At least Jetfire* was a former Decepticon who came to the side of good: the Autobots. You comparing yourself to Grimlock, the Dinobot, and talking about what you are here? If anything, you're Laserbeak [/"Transformers: Dark of the Moon"]

'Alternate Modes: Mechanical Condor/Cassette'

''Laserbeak is exceptionally loyal to Soundwave and thus Megatron'

How deliciously - and appropriately - argument annihilating, eh? 'Exceptionally loyal'. Sounds suspiciously gay, that.

I rise, you fall! [/Someone picked the wrong planet] X3

*- As the ex-Decepticon SR-71 - with a Yorkshire accent - would say about this Raptard's BS: 'Bollocks!' X3

4/24/2014 7:06:20 AM


A transformer fan rapturetard. A Grimlock fan at that. Me creative realms am sad.

4/5/2016 3:08:55 PM

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