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(According to the site author, Jimi Hendrix was a psychic and clairvoyant, apparently)

Official scientific research from the U.S. government confirms that some people can "remote view" (e.s.p. - extra sensory perception). Our theory is that e.s.p. is a brain mutation in our species, but it's an ability evolved by all living planets as a defense against asteroid impacts, the colliding "predators" of planets. To alert us to the movements of space rocks aimed at the planet, evolution intends our perceptions to expand towards capacity to "sense" our solar environment. Rocks on paths that disturb the gravity fields of planets trigger "signals" through space. These gravity disturbances register in our brains as thoughts, dreams, melodies, equations, apparitions, premonitions, etc. We are all today becoming aware of how thought and perception itself is dedicated and destined to ultimately shield the planet from impacts. The course of biological evolution is specifically aimed to enable this symbiotic planetary "self-defense" capability in species such as humans.

Jimi Hendrix is the key figure and example for this theory. Hendrix was obsessed with visions of gamma blasts and asteroid impact, his life symbolizes the surfacing of this e.s.p. trait, "Rock", into modern consciousness. The first "Rock/Star" = "Asteroid/Comet/Gamma Burst" - the surfacing of impact awareness through his loud sounds of explosions and explicit verbal warnings about the Rock. All living planets eventually incarnate a version of Jimi - an unprecedented integration of systems and vision, the ultimate insights that intelligent species are evolved towards.

Our insights and theory are based on scientific research and explained in the book Rock Prophecy (Rock = Asteroid).

We're completing a film that presents the evidence.

prophetjimi, Rock Prophecy 38 Comments [2/14/2010 8:19:08 PM]
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aaa

Hey man, can i have what you're intaking? Did you ingest some ridiculous amount of LSD before writing this?

2/14/2010 8:49:55 PM

miserywizard

0_o

There are no words for the insanity contained in those two small paragraphs (other than insane). I'm actually looking forward to this film you are allegedly making, it will probably be the greatest comedy EVER!!

2/14/2010 8:57:15 PM

Smilodon

Actually, "rock and roll" was originally a euphemism for sex in the early days of the genre's creation. Jimi Hendrix did not coin the term.

2/14/2010 8:58:05 PM

jsonitsac

Purple haze all in your brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but we don't know why
'Scuse me while you kiss the sky

Purple haze all around
Don't know if you're comin' up or down
Are you happy or in misery?
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me

Help him help him
Oh no no... no

Yeah
Purple haze all in your eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You've got us blowin, blowin our mind
Is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

No, help me aw yeah! oh no no oh help me...

2/14/2010 9:20:06 PM

Sandwich Board

I've gotta to break it to you mate; that guitarist you may have heard about with the astrophysics doctorate? It's Brian May, not Jimi Hendrix.

2/14/2010 10:56:49 PM

Antichrist

If he was so psychic why didn't he realize he was partying with self-serving bastards who wouldn't call an ambulance because they'd get busted?

2/14/2010 11:10:34 PM



Citation, please. This is all just bat-shit insane.

2/14/2010 11:31:56 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Ok, this...

means rocks rolling...

...and this...

....means rock and roll!

Any questions?

2/15/2010 4:15:54 AM



*cue fying pan*

This is your brain on drugs.

2/15/2010 5:19:18 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

O_o

Wow, that is one big pile of stupid...

2/15/2010 6:12:36 AM

Exatron

Looks like someone found Jimi's secret stash.

2/15/2010 7:29:05 AM



"evolution intends"
"biological evolution is specifically aimed to"

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of evolution. And of rock and roll for that matter.

Does the scientific research consist of sitting round chonging until you are hit by a moment of clarity?

2/15/2010 8:25:22 AM



The FBI has NEVER investigated that bullshit. Only in the movies.

2/15/2010 9:11:57 AM

wintermute

The FBI has NEVER investigated that bullshit. Only in the movies.

Well, I don't know about the FBI, but the CIA and DoD have spent decades and billions of dollars investigating psychic abilities. Of course, the fact that they've never found any evidence that they exist is just part of the conspiracy, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_viewing

2/15/2010 10:16:39 AM

Rallymodeller

You do know all the PEAR research has been discredited by just about everyone including many of the scientists who participated, right?

2/15/2010 11:39:10 AM

Doubting Thomas

It would make sense if this were written back in the 60's or 70's when people were generally still doing drugs, but it's not cool to do LSD these days.

2/15/2010 12:13:53 PM

Misty

And I just can't WAIT for that movie.

2/15/2010 12:54:41 PM



I don't know. If I could do that, I might try to draw asteroids in just to get it all over with.

2/15/2010 4:17:30 PM

KittyKaboom

Looks like somebody missed meds time.

Nurse! Open up the cushy room - we have a live one!

2/15/2010 9:20:01 PM

werewolf

Are you a student of Professor Xavier? Do you have your very own colorful crime-fighting costume?

Say hello to Wolverine for me.

2/15/2010 11:57:21 PM



Jimmy Hendrix started singing like 15 years after the term was coined. Please, do a little research.

2/16/2010 1:30:32 PM



Did anyone else have visions of Starship Troopers while reading the first paragraph about asteroids hurtling through space to destroy enemy planets? Sounds suspiciously familiar to ST's plot line.


2/16/2010 2:08:31 PM

Sandwich Board

@Misty

You have to admit, it would have a BRILLIANT soundtrack!

2/16/2010 4:54:00 PM

katie5000

Official scientific research from the U.S. government confirms that some people can "remote view" (e.s.p. - extra sensory perception). Our theory is that e.s.p. is a brain mutation in our species...evolution intends our perceptions to expand towards capacity to "sense" our solar environment...These...register in our brains as thoughts, dreams, melodies, equations, apparitions, premonitions, etc...The course of biological evolution is specifically aimed to enable this...capability in species such as humans...

Dude, Mobile Suit Gundam is not a documentary.

As for the rest of it, Jimi Hendrix was just a musician who wrote a couple of good songs, O.D'ed on drugs, and then died. He wasn't anywhere near a demigod, you poor deluded baby boomer.

2/17/2010 7:40:18 PM

NonProphet

*takes a long bong hit*
Dude... I'm not high enough for this.

2/17/2010 9:03:40 PM
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