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Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

Allow me to answer this in advance. When a virgin is raped she is no longer pure and thus her chances for marriage are greatly diminished. God provides for the woman who has become impure due to rape. Since no else will want to marry her, God commands that her attacker marry her and pay her family a tidy sum.

The man who rapes a virgin has clearly shown an interest in the woman and so forcing him to marry her doesn't cause him too much distress on him and lessens the chance the marriage will be a really bad existence for the woman. Making the attacker pay her family a tidy sum helps the family out and in this way the girl helps her family out. So, instead of the woman being considered defiled and an outcast the family can embrace her. She gets a husband and the family gets money. God setup rules to help even the lowly out.

God has a plan for each of us and we just need to seek Him to find out what His plan is.

Y=X, Atheist Central - Ray Comfort's Blog  60 Comments [2/14/2010 8:19:42 PM]
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Submitted By: tjonp
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WMTimothy

DIAF...seriously.

2/14/2010 8:21:21 PM

Smilodon

EDIT: Removed comic due to quote being of Poe origin.

2/14/2010 8:23:10 PM

JohnTheAtheist

If that is part of god's plan then god is a real douchebag...as are you.

2/14/2010 8:25:51 PM

Anevilmeme

There is so much that's wrong here my head hurts.


2/14/2010 8:25:51 PM

BobsOldSocks

Sub-human filth.

2/14/2010 8:25:52 PM

Vinroke

Fuck You

2/14/2010 8:28:15 PM

Boy Wonder

"The man who rapes a virgin has clearly shown an interest in the woman and so forcing him to marry her doesn't cause him too much distress on him and lessens the chance the marriage will be a really bad existence for the woman."

Uh... no he hasn't. He's shown that he wishes to do violent, humiliating things to her, so marrying her to him is probably the worst imaginable solution.

"So, instead of the woman being considered defiled and an outcast the family can embrace her."

I've never known anyone to treat anyone else as "defiled" or some such thing because they were raped. The victim's family should embrace the victim regardless. Why would a rape, something beyond the victim's control, make the victim's own family turn their backs?

I think Ray lives on a completely different planet.

2/14/2010 8:28:20 PM

Dharmabum

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

2/14/2010 8:38:47 PM

tjonp

Ok, I submitted this, and afterwards realized it was a poe. I even emailed the FSTDT admin to keep him from putting it on the site.

Look at the entry on the guy's blog:

http://yequalsx.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2010-01-24T14%3A35%3A00-06%3A00&max-results=7

My apologies.

2/14/2010 8:59:51 PM

Blasphemina

GUUUUUUUUUUUARHGGGGGGGGGGGGOARRRRRRRRRRHGOAR

That was my brain exploding. I just...I got nothing.

2/14/2010 9:01:29 PM



When a virgin is raped she is no longer pure and thus her chances for marriage are greatly diminished. God provides for the woman who has become impure due to rape. Since no else will want to marry her, God commands that her attacker marry her and pay her family a tidy sum.

Translation: Blah blah sexist bullshit blah.

The man who rapes a virgin has clearly shown an interest in the woman and so forcing him to marry her doesn't cause him too much distress on him and lessens the chance the marriage will be a really bad existence for the woman.

What the fuck? Do you even understand what rape is? It is NOT showing love to a woman. It is a VIOLENT ACT. Marrying someone who fucking ATTACKED her would obviously make the marriage "a really bad existence" for the woman, you fucking douchenozzle.

I really think you do not understand the concept that a woman is also a human being, not a fucking commodity.

2/14/2010 9:03:51 PM

aaa

Yes, it's a poe. I like it because it's designed to provoke a strong response.

2/14/2010 9:23:56 PM



Regardless if it's poe or not, the intent is still the same in this case.

2/14/2010 9:28:56 PM

Wehpudicabok

(reads tjonp's post)

(breathes sigh of relief)

(realizes the DIAF from the internet store is non-refundable, curses quietly)

2/14/2010 9:33:07 PM

Nowonmai

Pure? What about the man and his now used dick? How pure is he, you sexist rape apologist?

2/14/2010 9:39:34 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

"lessens the chance the marriage will be a really bad existence for the woman."

Choose your next words with EXCEPTIONAL care.

You are officially a scumbag. Rape causes lasting psychological trauma, and forcing the girl to marry her rapist will only make that worse.

2/14/2010 9:41:14 PM

clockworkgirl21

I just know some atheist is going to mention

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.


Yep. Because it proves how messed up your belief system is.

Allow me to answer this in advance. When a virgin is raped she is no longer pure and thus her chances for marriage are greatly diminished. God provides for the woman who has become impure due to rape. Since no else will want to marry her, God commands that her attacker marry her and pay her family a tidy sum.

But she's only considered impure because of your religion in the first place. And what kind of life would she have with her rapist? He doesn't love her, and she doesn't love him.

The man who rapes a virgin has clearly shown an interest in the woman and so forcing him to marry her doesn't cause him too much distress on him and lessens the chance the marriage will be a really bad existence for the woman.

Ah, so he rapes her when he likes her, instead of asking her out?

Making the attacker pay her family a tidy sum helps the family out and in this way the girl helps her family out. So, instead of the woman being considered defiled and an outcast the family can embrace her. She gets a husband and the family gets money. God setup rules to help even the lowly out.

Why doesn't God punish the rapist, then tell everyone the woman isn't at all to blame, and tell them she's still worth marrying just because she's a human being, unless she proves otherwise?

God has a plan for each of us and we just need to seek Him to find out what His plan is.

Why do God's plans always screw the woman?


Oh, it's a poe? Well, people do believe this sort of thing for real, so the argument still stands.

2/14/2010 9:42:50 PM

Iczer-04

BAD POE! no Poe treats for you!

2/14/2010 10:53:03 PM

Antichrist

Ahh, Poe ~ not that there aren't at least a hundred out there nodding in approval.

2/14/2010 11:14:50 PM

TGRwulf

I'm literally speechless.

2/14/2010 11:30:01 PM



"Chances for marriage"? Maybe to a fuckwad like you.

And what about serial rapists? If you're gonna make them marry everyone they've raped, then you must support polygomy.

2/14/2010 11:30:20 PM

Tiado

Because the best thing for a woman is being forced to marry the rapist.. Oh wait! I forgot that you don't actually care about the woman, only the about what happens to the man, and for the family of the woman to get their money.

I'm just glad that the real world isn't like that.

EDIT: Oh wait, this is a poe? Wow. Yet I could see some fundtard actually spouting this nonsense sincerely. Thank {diety} this is a Poe.

2/15/2010 12:15:29 AM

Equalist

"And what about serial rapists? If you're gonna make them marry everyone they've raped, then you must support polygomy."

Not to mention, if he rapes her and then kills her, to make him marry her is to support necrophelia.

If a woman rapes a man, is he then forced to marry her to protect his purity?

What if he's already married to someone else when he rapes the woman? Another one that leads to polygamy.


2/15/2010 1:08:06 AM

John_in_Oz

You may be attempting a parody, but God said it, i believe it, that settles it.

It's also settled (Deuteronomy 22:28-29) that God is a sick hateful dick.

2/15/2010 1:29:55 AM

myheadhurts

holy fuck

2/15/2010 1:37:18 AM
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