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[Gerald A. Polley, who claims to be "God's Only Recognized Representative On Earth", allegedly quoting God's comments on Obama.]

I repeat today that I do not recognize the presidency of Barack Obama. I will, under no circumstances, allow those that truly serve me to communicate with him or any member of his administration in any way, for he has joined The United Nation's efforts to sodomize my children and to legalize homosexuality. I ask every government of the world to send their strong rebuke to Mr. Obama and tell him that they will not allow him to sodomize their sons. That no American official will be allowed in their countries that promotes homosexuality. Any American official stating that homosexuallity is acceptable will immediately be put out of their countries. Anyone trying to teach their sons to destroy themselves will not be accepted.
I ask this of every Islamic country. I ask all religious leaders of every denomination that truly follow me to rebuke Mr. Obama bitterly and say that this is not acceptable. I will repeat clearly so all will understand, no individual that supports homosexuality will ever enter into my Kingdoms. No one that encourages young men to destroy their bodies, their minds, and their souls will be permitted to abide with their loved ones within the boundaries of my Kingdoms. I condemn bitterly Mr. Obama for taking part in this abomination and telling young men to destroy themselves. I will never accept this, I will never allow it. I strike his name from The Book Of Life, I remove him from my fellowship. He will never be a part of me again.

Gerald A. Polley, Voices from Spirit 57 Comments [2/12/2010 11:08:19 PM]
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#1116270
Random Guy


2/12/2010 11:29:14 PM
#1116271
Random Guy

Double post.

2/12/2010 11:29:31 PM
#1116273
Solomongrundy.

Gerald A. Polley, you are batshit insane.

2/12/2010 11:29:58 PM
#1116281
The Skeptic Wept

You do know, Mr. Polley, that people get put into institutions to cure the kind of shit you're experiencing?

2/12/2010 11:37:03 PM
#1116299
Ma Polley

grab the shotgun gerald! obama's commin to soddomize our boy!

2/12/2010 11:49:46 PM
#1116318
Hakar


2/13/2010 12:11:08 AM
#1116351
PokeWithStick

Wait till he finds out no one from any country will heed him, and instead find them rolling on the floor laughing. And since when was Christianity on friendly terms with other religions, enough to ask a favor?

2/13/2010 12:41:42 AM
#1116453
Eden

God's Only Recognized Representative On Earth

Recognized by whom?
Surely not by a large number of christians ;)

2/13/2010 2:28:15 AM
#1116475
aaa

You crazier than a mosh pit of bears.

2/13/2010 2:57:26 AM
#1116510
Brain_In_A_Jar

Hakar FTW.

2/13/2010 3:54:50 AM
#1116511
thelivingguano

I honestly hadn't realised that homosexuality was still illegal in the US.

Oh, wait...

2/13/2010 3:57:13 AM
#1116512
Quantum Mechanic

People this stupid really shouldn't be wasting oxygen.

2/13/2010 3:59:36 AM
#1116558


whut.

2/13/2010 5:14:29 AM
#1116561
The L

It doesn't matter what you think about Obama--he's a natural-born U.S. citizen over the age of 35, and he was voted into office by the American people. Therefore, he is president of the United States whether you like it or not.

2/13/2010 5:18:08 AM
#1116601
IrishSoldierLaddie

Isn't this borderline treason?

2/13/2010 6:08:37 AM
#1116626
Cy

... sodomise your children? What the hell are you smoking?

2/13/2010 6:30:04 AM
#1116641
Turtle

Are lesbians still okay? Or is 'sons' collective for both sons and daughters? Wouldn't it be easier to just say 'children' and get rid of all of this confusion?

2/13/2010 6:48:09 AM
#1116658
TGRwulf

I don't even know where to start with this one.

2/13/2010 7:01:51 AM
#1116667
gaijinlaw

Gerry, if you were really who you say you are, why aren't you out there healing the afflicted, visiting the imprisoned, comfort the lonely, yadda, yadda, yadda?
If you're "God's Only Recognized Representative On Earth" and your top priority is slandering one particular democratically-elected world leader, then it seems like God is kind of a heartless, petty asshole.

2/13/2010 7:08:55 AM
#1116732
Swede

Hasn't homosexuality been legal for several decades in America?
Has president Obama said anything about homosexuality, at all?
Didn't he win the election, fair and square? (More fair and square than GWB did his first time around, as far as I understand it.)
Didn't the gods then allow him to become the president? Just as they allowed the puppet before him to hold the position.

Where does all this vile, ugly hatred come from? Homosexuality can't be this important. It just CAN'T!
If only they could put as much effort into stopping famine or malaria or aids or cancer. If only... *huddles into fetal position*

2/13/2010 8:17:50 AM
#1116793
Doubting Thomas

You know your god is imaginary when he believes the exact same things that you do.

2/13/2010 9:20:18 AM
#1116810


WHY IS GOD SO BLOODY OBSESSED WITH PEOPLE'S ARSES???

Seriously, its weird. And for the record I'm pretty sure any of you fundies that think so much about homosexuality, yet claim to want nothing to do with it have a hell of a lot of issues.

2/13/2010 9:35:39 AM
#1116892
Tearlich

Voices from Schroomssss!!!!

2/13/2010 11:08:14 AM
#1116903


The man was voted in just like every other president. And what kingdom? Wait a minute...quit putting words in your god's mouth! You as a mortal don't have authority to decide things like that.

2/13/2010 11:19:55 AM
#1116905
szena

Wait - if Obama is busy establishing a socialist dictatorship and dismantling the Constitution, where is he going to find the time to sodomize a few million innocent Christian boys?

2/13/2010 11:23:34 AM
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