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m telling you soon there will be mobs of gays pounding on your door wanting to sleep with somebody in your house...

4TheLight, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Zapzap

I live alone, in an apartment, thank you very mch... I'll be happy to give them a place to sleep wth each other. You never said they wanted to sleep with my family, you said someone.

1/13/2008 1:31:39 AM

MM

No ... but what a great idea!

1/13/2008 1:39:15 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Is "a Mob of Gays" the proper collective noun?
Like a Pinhead of Angels
an Exhaltation of Larks
a Sphincter of Fundies

1/13/2008 1:39:40 AM

Hawker Hurricane

If so, I shall employ the same solution as the only rightious man in Sodom, and and give them my virgin daughters. It works every time.

1/13/2008 3:29:00 AM

Lady Death

I dont know about that, but I've had groups of christians pound on my door and tell me I'm going to hell.

1/13/2008 3:36:23 AM

BCD

Nothing to worry about.......I've got a virgin daughter they can rape.

1/13/2008 5:04:15 AM

Tomby Stone

Ooooooooh, promises promises.

1/13/2008 5:05:55 AM

the Good Witch

moron. when this doesn't happen, i will laugh in your face.

1/13/2008 5:15:31 AM

Nny

What about mobs of straights pounding on people's doors and demanding to sleep with people?

2/6/2008 4:35:25 AM

anti-nonsense

You aren't THAT sexy, 4TheLight.

2/6/2008 4:50:48 AM

Tempus


2/6/2008 5:53:45 AM

Hah

That...would be so awesome. There's only me and my female roommate in my dorm room, so if they did come they wouldn't find anyone (assuming these are men we are talking about...I assume they are, fundies seem to be fascinated with the concept of anal sex), and I'd get to meet a bunch of new people.

(The gays are forming mobs now? How odd.)

2/6/2008 5:59:49 AM

jesus von bumsbury XIV

quiz time:

If a fundie closet homo turns up at your door demanding penis do you:

a) Vigorously rub his face with your genitals

b) Drop your pants and wait

c)cut off his penis and hand it to him

d)refer him to your local catholic church (only if he's <18)

2/6/2008 6:42:22 AM

Philbert McAdamia

You say "soon"

is that soon as in "Jesus is coming soon"
(1 day is 1,000 years, etc.)

2/6/2008 8:12:04 AM

onoma

really? That would be AWESOME.

2/6/2008 8:28:38 AM

b. beau

If they're lesbian, the welcome mat is out!

2/6/2008 8:36:34 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

And you think this is going to happen because ... ?

2/6/2008 10:55:12 AM

Freboy

You're safe, 4TheLight. They are bound to focus on attractive people.

2/6/2008 11:44:55 AM

TerriblyAmused

It's a voyeur's wet dream come true!
Seriously, I think these people are all closet homosexuals. It'd explain a hell of a lot.

2/6/2008 2:59:56 PM

Samyaza

WWLD? (What Would Lot Do?)

2/6/2008 4:10:01 PM

Blue Lithium

Can I have your adress then - Your sister's hot.

2/6/2008 11:47:36 PM

Condor

lmao, buddy im 13, gay and the thought of crime, rape, drugs, or ciggarettes sickens me. there goes your homophobic theory

5/10/2008 7:54:09 PM

SWGM

I wish!

5/10/2008 7:57:39 PM

Doodlewe

Awsome, I can't wait! I've been looking for a girlfriend.

5/11/2008 12:47:18 AM

szena

Just like there's a mob of straights pounding on my door right this minute.

5/11/2008 1:00:28 AM
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