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Quote# 7025

m telling you soon there will be mobs of gays pounding on your door wanting to sleep with somebody in your house...

4TheLight, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#379925
Zapzap

I live alone, in an apartment, thank you very mch... I'll be happy to give them a place to sleep wth each other. You never said they wanted to sleep with my family, you said someone.

1/13/2008 1:31:39 AM

#379929
MM

No ... but what a great idea!

1/13/2008 1:39:15 AM

#379930
Philbert McAdamia

Is "a Mob of Gays" the proper collective noun?
Like a Pinhead of Angels
an Exhaltation of Larks
a Sphincter of Fundies

1/13/2008 1:39:40 AM

#380002
Hawker Hurricane

If so, I shall employ the same solution as the only rightious man in Sodom, and and give them my virgin daughters. It works every time.

1/13/2008 3:29:00 AM

#380005
Lady Death

I dont know about that, but I've had groups of christians pound on my door and tell me I'm going to hell.

1/13/2008 3:36:23 AM

#380052
BCD

Nothing to worry about.......I've got a virgin daughter they can rape.

1/13/2008 5:04:15 AM

#380055
Tomby Stone

Ooooooooh, promises promises.

1/13/2008 5:05:55 AM

#380062
the Good Witch

moron. when this doesn't happen, i will laugh in your face.

1/13/2008 5:15:31 AM

#399894
Nny

What about mobs of straights pounding on people's doors and demanding to sleep with people?

2/6/2008 4:35:25 AM

#399907
anti-nonsense

You aren't THAT sexy, 4TheLight.

2/6/2008 4:50:48 AM

#399969
Tempus


2/6/2008 5:53:45 AM

#399972
Hah

That...would be so awesome. There's only me and my female roommate in my dorm room, so if they did come they wouldn't find anyone (assuming these are men we are talking about...I assume they are, fundies seem to be fascinated with the concept of anal sex), and I'd get to meet a bunch of new people.

(The gays are forming mobs now? How odd.)

2/6/2008 5:59:49 AM

#399989
jesus von bumsbury XIV

quiz time:

If a fundie closet homo turns up at your door demanding penis do you:

a) Vigorously rub his face with your genitals

b) Drop your pants and wait

c)cut off his penis and hand it to him

d)refer him to your local catholic church (only if he's <18)

2/6/2008 6:42:22 AM

#400043
Philbert McAdamia

You say "soon"

is that soon as in "Jesus is coming soon"
(1 day is 1,000 years, etc.)

2/6/2008 8:12:04 AM

#400052
onoma

really? That would be AWESOME.

2/6/2008 8:28:38 AM

#400056
b. beau

If they're lesbian, the welcome mat is out!

2/6/2008 8:36:34 AM

#400104
Brain_In_A_Jar

And you think this is going to happen because ... ?

2/6/2008 10:55:12 AM

#400108
Freboy

You're safe, 4TheLight. They are bound to focus on attractive people.

2/6/2008 11:44:55 AM

#400264
TerriblyAmused

It's a voyeur's wet dream come true!
Seriously, I think these people are all closet homosexuals. It'd explain a hell of a lot.

2/6/2008 2:59:56 PM

#400319
Samyaza

WWLD? (What Would Lot Do?)

2/6/2008 4:10:01 PM

#400732
Blue Lithium

Can I have your adress then - Your sister's hot.

2/6/2008 11:47:36 PM

#494485
Condor

lmao, buddy im 13, gay and the thought of crime, rape, drugs, or ciggarettes sickens me. there goes your homophobic theory

5/10/2008 7:54:09 PM

#494488
SWGM

I wish!

5/10/2008 7:57:39 PM

#494720
Doodlewe

Awsome, I can't wait! I've been looking for a girlfriend.

5/11/2008 12:47:18 AM

#494727
szena

Just like there's a mob of straights pounding on my door right this minute.

5/11/2008 1:00:28 AM
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