m telling you soon there will be mobs of gays pounding on your door wanting to sleep with somebody in your house...
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I live alone, in an apartment, thank you very mch... I'll be happy to give them a place to sleep wth each other. You never said they wanted to sleep with my family, you said someone.
That...would be so awesome. There's only me and my female roommate in my dorm room, so if they did come they wouldn't find anyone (assuming these are men we are talking about...I assume they are, fundies seem to be fascinated with the concept of anal sex), and I'd get to meet a bunch of new people.
(The gays are forming mobs now? How odd.)
quiz time:
If a fundie closet homo turns up at your door demanding penis do you:
a) Vigorously rub his face with your genitals
b) Drop your pants and wait
c)cut off his penis and hand it to him
d)refer him to your local catholic church (only if he's <18)
lmao, buddy im 13, gay and the thought of crime, rape, drugs, or ciggarettes sickens me. there goes your homophobic theory
Damn,,,, 4 years on, and still nothing!
Hey, guys,,,,, I'm waiting! (Oh darn,,,, I just remembered, I live alone)
@Condor
you come across a lot of creeps in this world, some who hate you 'cos you're gay, some who want to get into your pants. But there's a hell of a lot of nice people, gay and straight, so don't ever let the hate from some spoil your life.
The world is getting better, slowly
x
A mob of gays. Huh.
Which team?
Oh yeah, there's a line of lesbians outside my bedroom door. Poor Mom must be wondering just what the hell I did to make them take over the house.
What an idiot you are. I assure you the average gay person has far better things to do with their time than stalk people.
Yeah, I know, it's soo irritating, the pounding all evening, every evening!
Returning to reality: Why would this happen? Most people, gay or straight, much prefer to be curled up in a warm sofa with their loved one and watch a movie, than go roaming the streets looking for just anyone.
Almost eight years later, in a fairly gay-liberal country, and not a single gay pounding on our door, ever.
We've had people pounding on the door to "talk about Jesus" though. Is that some euphemism, perhaps...
"m telling you soon there will be mobs of gays pounding on your door wanting to sleep with somebody in your house..."
Homosexuality has been legal here in the UK since 1967. Civil Partnerships for several years now.
...nope, I see nobody at my door. The fact I've had far more Jehovah's Witlesses and Mor(m)ons knocking on my door speaks volumes, however.
"m"
'Oh, do grow up, 007!'
-"Q" (Desmond Llewelyn)
It's almost 2013.
Well?
Idiot.
Yeah, yeah, Jesus is returning SOON. The rapture will happen SOON. There will be a liberal despotism established SOON. Mobs of gays will come after your children SOON.
I don't know about you 4TheLight, but I am seeing a very silly trend here.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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