I live alone, in an apartment, thank you very mch... I'll be happy to give them a place to sleep wth each other. You never said they wanted to sleep with my family, you said someone.
1/13/2008 1:31:39 AM
No ... but what a great idea!
1/13/2008 1:39:15 AM
Is "a Mob of Gays" the proper collective noun?
Like a Pinhead of Angels
an Exhaltation of Larks
a Sphincter of Fundies
1/13/2008 1:39:40 AM
If so, I shall employ the same solution as the only rightious man in Sodom, and and give them my virgin daughters. It works every time.
1/13/2008 3:29:00 AM
I dont know about that, but I've had groups of christians pound on my door and tell me I'm going to hell.
1/13/2008 3:36:23 AM
Nothing to worry about.......I've got a virgin daughter they can rape.
1/13/2008 5:04:15 AM
Ooooooooh, promises promises.
1/13/2008 5:05:55 AM
the Good Witch
moron. when this doesn't happen, i will laugh in your face.
1/13/2008 5:15:31 AM
What about mobs of straights pounding on people's doors and demanding to sleep with people?
2/6/2008 4:35:25 AM
You aren't THAT sexy, 4TheLight.
2/6/2008 4:50:48 AM
2/6/2008 5:53:45 AM
That...would be so awesome. There's only me and my female roommate in my dorm room, so if they did come they wouldn't find anyone (assuming these are men we are talking about...I assume they are, fundies seem to be fascinated with the concept of anal sex), and I'd get to meet a bunch of new people.
(The gays are forming mobs now? How odd.)
2/6/2008 5:59:49 AM
jesus von bumsbury XIV
If a fundie closet homo turns up at your door demanding penis do you:
a) Vigorously rub his face with your genitals
b) Drop your pants and wait
c)cut off his penis and hand it to him
d)refer him to your local catholic church (only if he's <18)
2/6/2008 6:42:22 AM
You say "soon"
is that soon as in "Jesus is coming soon"
(1 day is 1,000 years, etc.)
2/6/2008 8:12:04 AM
really? That would be AWESOME.
2/6/2008 8:28:38 AM
If they're lesbian, the welcome mat is out!
2/6/2008 8:36:34 AM
And you think this is going to happen because ... ?
2/6/2008 10:55:12 AM
You're safe, 4TheLight. They are bound to focus on attractive people.
2/6/2008 11:44:55 AM
It's a voyeur's wet dream come true!
Seriously, I think these people are all closet homosexuals. It'd explain a hell of a lot.
2/6/2008 2:59:56 PM
WWLD? (What Would Lot Do?)
2/6/2008 4:10:01 PM
Can I have your adress then - Your sister's hot.
2/6/2008 11:47:36 PM
lmao, buddy im 13, gay and the thought of crime, rape, drugs, or ciggarettes sickens me. there goes your homophobic theory
5/10/2008 7:54:09 PM
5/10/2008 7:57:39 PM
Awsome, I can't wait! I've been looking for a girlfriend.
5/11/2008 12:47:18 AM
Just like there's a mob of straights pounding on my door right this minute.
5/11/2008 1:00:28 AM