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m telling you soon there will be mobs of gays pounding on your door wanting to sleep with somebody in your house...

4TheLight, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Canadiest

If you were a comedian you would be a bad one. Don't know any gays but know this is stupid

5/11/2008 1:06:04 AM

shriekback


5/11/2008 1:25:28 AM

Cabraxas

Damn,,,, 4 years on, and still nothing!

Hey, guys,,,,, I'm waiting! (Oh darn,,,, I just remembered, I live alone)

5/12/2008 1:41:51 PM

apYrs

@Condor

you come across a lot of creeps in this world, some who hate you 'cos you're gay, some who want to get into your pants. But there's a hell of a lot of nice people, gay and straight, so don't ever let the hate from some spoil your life.

The world is getting better, slowly
x

5/12/2008 2:12:45 PM

Anonymous

WOO! Finally!

5/12/2008 4:15:01 PM

Mortos der Soulstealer

A mob of gays. Huh.

Which team?

1/10/2009 5:17:40 PM

firebrand

Oh, how I wish that were true. But alas, it is not meant to be. *sigh*

1/10/2009 7:51:38 PM

Belquer

...Why are fundies always going on about gay sex. It's as if they have a fetish for it of something.

1/10/2009 8:40:15 PM

Karana

Your speculation is unfounded and stupid. Heterosexuals don't do this,why should homosexuals?

11/16/2011 4:52:10 PM

Elia

Oh yeah, there's a line of lesbians outside my bedroom door. Poor Mom must be wondering just what the hell I did to make them take over the house.

What an idiot you are. I assure you the average gay person has far better things to do with their time than stalk people.

11/16/2011 5:14:30 PM

Dharmabum

... and if you are like Lot, you will give them your daughters.

11/16/2011 8:26:38 PM

Swede

Yeah, I know, it's soo irritating, the pounding all evening, every evening!

Returning to reality: Why would this happen? Most people, gay or straight, much prefer to be curled up in a warm sofa with their loved one and watch a movie, than go roaming the streets looking for just anyone.

Almost eight years later, in a fairly gay-liberal country, and not a single gay pounding on our door, ever.
We've had people pounding on the door to "talk about Jesus" though. Is that some euphemism, perhaps...

11/16/2011 11:11:02 PM

rubber chicken

Did they say when ? As I should probably tidy up first.

11/16/2011 11:11:05 PM

Anon-e-moose

"m telling you soon there will be mobs of gays pounding on your door wanting to sleep with somebody in your house..."

Homosexuality has been legal here in the UK since 1967. Civil Partnerships for several years now.

...nope, I see nobody at my door. The fact I've had far more Jehovah's Witlesses and Mor(m)ons knocking on my door speaks volumes, however.

"m"

'Oh, do grow up, 007!'

-"Q" (Desmond Llewelyn)

11/17/2011 7:22:14 AM

Kuyohashi

And suddenly gays are zombies. I did not see that coming.

6/28/2012 12:58:15 AM

Filin De Blanc

Great! I could do with more lesbian friends.

6/28/2012 1:04:08 AM

Quantum Mechanic

It's almost 2013.

Well?

Idiot.

10/10/2012 1:00:45 AM

Justanotheratheist

As long as they are Lesbians, that's cool.

10/10/2012 1:04:30 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Yeah, yeah, Jesus is returning SOON. The rapture will happen SOON. There will be a liberal despotism established SOON. Mobs of gays will come after your children SOON.

I don't know about you 4TheLight, but I am seeing a very silly trend here.

10/10/2012 6:19:31 AM
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