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HARRP has everything to do with Haiti.


Everyone knows Earthquakes can be detected days before the actual tremors. You you think? a Level 7 (cataclysmic) Earthquake wouldn't be detected?


1 Word..... Population Control

AccountManager25, Youtube 21 Comments [2/12/2010 11:40:08 AM]
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Malkyrian

HARRP? Looked it up on Wikipedia, nothing. Googled it, got a bunch of different things. What exactly are you referring to?

Also, that's 2 words, dumbass.

2/12/2010 1:03:05 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

@ Malkyrian:

It's a musical instrument from Scotland.

2/12/2010 2:08:24 PM

Katsuro

I can think of much more efficient, easier and cheaper ways of reducing the population than causing an earthquake and then spending billions on aid.

And if you wanted to significantly reduce the world's population, wouldn't somewhere like China or India be a better target than Haiti?

Edit - I looked up HARRP. Unless earthquakes are generated in the upper atmosphere I doubt HARRP had anything to do with it. Not to mention the fact that the intensity of the signal it generates is less than the Sun's natural electromagnetic radiation reaching the earth.

Second edit - "1 Word..... Population Control" Is this a poe?

2/12/2010 3:16:22 PM



Science fail. Detecting an earthquake before there are any actual tremors doesn't work since seismographs measure the strength of vibrations in the ground.

And what is HARRP? And while we're at it, what is this "New World Order" that you keep accusing me of being part of? I'm flattered that you seem to think that all of us liberals get along well enough to organize like that and share the exact same values, but I've honestly never heard of any massive organizations like that.

2/12/2010 3:24:21 PM

Smilodon

For anybody who's currious.


2/12/2010 4:08:58 PM

Doubting Thomas

First of all, it's HAARP, not HARRP. Secondly, there's no way it can trigger earthquakes. Thirdly, earthquakes have occurred long before HAARP ever came on line.

I guess this is yet another conspiracy theory that's going to be making the rounds forever.

2/12/2010 4:31:27 PM

WhiteNoise

Do you actually think Haiti has the money for earthquake predicting equipment?

2/12/2010 11:42:59 PM

Rallymodeller


Everyone knows Earthquakes can be detected days before the actual tremors.


They can? Someone better tell the USGS then!

2/13/2010 1:20:25 AM

aaa

Yet another conspiracy theorist who thinks that technology can do everything.

2/13/2010 2:47:31 AM

Rebellion Dog

1 Word... Fuck off!

Oh I'm sorry!

2 Words... Fuck Off, Please!

2/13/2010 5:55:56 AM



"Everyone knows" is not valid evidence that something is true. When I was 8, everyone knew that swallowing bubblegum would kill you by wrapping your heart in a sticky cocoon.

2/13/2010 6:55:30 AM



Double post, thorry.

2/13/2010 6:55:36 AM

Antichrist

Because poor starving countries spend all their money on seismic equipment.

And why would anyone give a shit about the population of Haiti?

2/13/2010 10:38:49 AM

gg

Oh god, I think im going to die, that was just to funny to chomprehend, he must have been a troll, or that last bith must have been a line from zoolander (one word - population control)

2/13/2010 12:57:08 PM

Kat

"1 Word..... Population Control"

FAIL

2/14/2010 11:12:42 AM



Besides your inability to count words, don't you think if it was population control they would target the most densely populated areas on Earth? They'd reduce it way more wiping out Beijing.

2/15/2010 4:22:50 PM

nazani14

population control - e coli

2/16/2010 8:21:54 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

1) HAARP has nothing to do with seismic activity. Even your own crazy conspiracy theories seem to back that up.

2) You can not detect an earthquake prior to the tremors. They can be used to calculate the probability of a catastrophic earthquake hitting a location in X amount of years/decades/centuries based on historical trends and recent changes in activity, but earthquakes do not give off a magical warning signal of some kind a few days in advance. Even the rough predictions are based entirely off tremors.

3) A 7.0 earthquake can definitely be measured when it occurs, even from distant locations, but even major earthquakes do not give any reliable advanced warning. Again, any predictions given will be very rough and based on estimates and seismic trends, all of which requires recording tremors.

2/17/2010 3:35:31 AM



This is becoming fashionable in the world of conspiracy nuts. Everything but HAARP is last year. Last apocalypse.

2/18/2010 12:21:58 PM

Blaidd Drwg

"If "everybody knows" - such and such - then it ain't true, by at least 10,000:1"

Robert Heinlien

2/19/2010 5:20:08 PM

Sentry Gun

"Everyone knows Earthquakes can be detected days before the actual tremors."
Geologists and civil security force wished you were right, but you're not.

"Level 7 (cataclysmic)"

Level 9.

6/28/2012 4:33:52 AM
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