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A way to counter the despicable sound of Islamic 'Prayer'... Just get all the Christians in the neighborhood to grab their CD players and BLAST 'Amazing Grace' over and over and over until that horrible 'prayer' stops. I say we spread this idea around and do it!!

Fallout911, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Osiris

Most Muslims pray silently.

4/9/2007 12:48:52 AM

The Bob

So it would be cool if I blasted Metallica via loudspeakers while you're in church tryin to pray right?

4/9/2007 2:11:19 AM

BurntBush

Works both ways asshat. You just better hope that there isn't one of it's members who is willing to die for the cause.

4/9/2007 2:49:07 AM

Puck

What would Sam Kinison say?

4/9/2007 3:40:38 AM

Mr_Vorhias

To suggest that all Christians have Amazing Grace on CD merely reinforces the (COMPLETELY TRUE) stereotype that Christians have shitty taste in music.

4/9/2007 5:26:24 AM

Wise Son

And they accuse us of being rabidly anti-religion?

4/10/2007 11:58:29 AM

Mog

That's just sad.

3/15/2008 7:47:55 AM

Doctor Fishcake

FTCL!

3/15/2008 9:21:57 AM

apYrs

"there is no god but god....."

right - a truly offensive statement for a Xian to hear. But wait it goes n to say that Mahomed (pbuh) is his prophet. A big no-no there - Xians can't tolerate that sort of shit.


Typical of the religious: demand tolerance for themselves but no others

3/15/2008 9:56:27 AM

Freboy

Fits well with my idea of gathering fundies from all religions and letting them fight on their own, instead of them getting into positions of power and letting others fight for them.

3/15/2008 9:57:11 AM

CJ

I say you're an infantile moron.

3/16/2008 10:19:55 AM



Double standards much?

3/16/2008 10:36:08 PM

Jake Steel

Honestly, I've been inside a mosque (which is more than I'm willing to bet this guy has done), Islamic Prayer is pretty quite compared to that of Christians.

3/16/2008 10:57:31 PM

Philbert McAdamia

First thing I thought of was AG on bagpipes. Tone deaf tin ear undies might all have a CD of that. Second thing I thought of is a buddy of mine who plays an accordion - and his son plays bagpipes. OMFG what a lotta noise when those two get together.

3/16/2008 11:15:10 PM

Blue Lithium

A way to counter the despicable sound of fundie fire and brimstone preaching... Just get all the atheists in the neighborhood to grab their CD players and BLAST some Slayer over and over and over until that horrible preaching stops. I say we spread this idea around and do it!!

Fixed

3/16/2008 11:32:40 PM

POSW

Blue Lithium: Actually, any anti-Christian extreme metal band would do the trick. And while we're on the subject, being a metalhead, I should recommend a few. Lyrically, some of the better ones are:

Immolation

"Can you show me that you really loved us
That you really died to save us from damnation?
I don't think you can, I don't think you will."

Asphyx

"2000 years ago
Someone died
He is known to man as the son of a god

What kind of father lets his son die?
His time will come; an eye for an eye
Look at a history of 2000 years
There's no joy left; there are only tears"

Acheron

"2000 years ago has been enough, it's time to cast out Christian thought"

Gamma Ray (not extreme, but a hell of a band)

"God is an illusion and there ain't no paradise
and there is no underworld below
Out there is no Heaven and there ain't no Antichrist
Welcome to the real World
and the show!"

And of course, the originals

MOTORHEAD!

"Don't need no blind belief
Don't need no comic relief
Don't need to see the scars
Don't need Jesus Christ Superstar
Don't need no Sunday Television
Bet your life you don't need religion"

3/17/2008 12:26:26 AM

Feminazi

You forgot the part when you all went to jail for disrupting the peace.

3/23/2008 4:28:44 AM



What exactly is horrible about some dude singing in Arabic? Not exactly a huge deal O_O

11/8/2010 12:36:32 PM

U

Do it.
We'll get a lot of revenue for city for all the noise pollution fines.

11/8/2010 2:11:07 PM

Shadow Phoenix

Let's blast the Ocarina of Time Fire Temple music (Islamic cut) at churches until that horrible prayer stops!

What do you mean it's a oppressing hate crime? I got the idea from RR!

12/28/2010 1:48:55 PM

GigaGuess

So since I disagree with you, do I have the right to blast Lady Gaga and Cher outside your church? Or would that be noise pollution and harassment?

Oh, I forgot...neither. It would be persecution, wouldn't it?

12/28/2010 2:17:07 PM

rw23

@POSW

Motorhead seconded!

12/28/2010 7:01:56 PM

what???

And how to counter the annoyance of amazing grace? Even louder Metallica or Slayer.

Edit: @POSW: Deicide tops them all. :)

12/28/2010 9:12:18 PM

LefthandedWriter

@Shadow Phoenix: 'The Bolero of Fire'
And dude, if i blasted a mix CD of the loudest, most obnoxious music known to man, you would say that I'm persecuting you and your belief.
Double standards and turntable manuevers are bitches aren't they?

8/9/2011 8:16:27 PM

Rationalist

@The Bob
mind if I listen and watch them go crazy?

1/7/2012 3:46:16 AM
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