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Men and women have different but complementary genitalia and are able to advance the human race via procreational intercourse.

Humans do not have the natural ability to procreate in a homo setting. Homosexuals cannot procreate and cannot advance the human race by themselves.

A homosexually inclined person is about as useful to advancing the human race as somebody who has intercourse with a fair-ground ride (does happen).

Ultimately, such acts can be done, but the practitioners have deviated from what is to be considered natural.

Humans only have one option if they want to survive and that is hetero. This implies homosexuality is a flaw or disease.

Usually, effort is spent curing diseases. Homosexuality should be treated no different.

Alpha Dude, IB Islamic Forum 63 Comments [2/14/2010 8:25:52 PM]
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anevilmeme

I stopped at fair ground ride.

2/14/2010 8:27:07 PM

JohnTheAtheist

So what? Many hetero couples can't or don't procreate. Whats your point?

2/14/2010 8:31:50 PM

Blasphemina

I have no uterus, so I'm about as useful as tits on a boar hog, as the saying goes. I reckon I'm unnatural, too. Boo me.

2/14/2010 9:00:29 PM

Jerusalem

Some individuals simply aren't naturally 'inclined' to propagate the species. I am a pansexual person in a monogamous relationship with someone of the opposite biological sex. However, this does not mean that I am flawed, or ill. I have never contained the desire to reproduce, and realised this when I was pre-pubescent, nearly two decades ago. If I'm that concerned about the future of the human species in the future (doubtful, ~7billion of us at the moment), I will adopt, educate, and love a child that otherwise would be left to squander its respiration in foster care, the street or the penal system.

2/14/2010 9:13:30 PM

aaa

Man, you suck at arguing.

2/14/2010 9:17:50 PM

Thinking Allowed

Ok, what about those who are past their reproductive years, or infertile couples. They don't do anything to naturally procreate through intercourse.

2/14/2010 9:25:01 PM

Wehpudicabok

I learn something knew every day. For instance, did you know that procreation is the only possible way to contribute to society? Alpha Dude said so! It must be true.

2/14/2010 9:29:31 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE! I AM MARRYING THIS TILT-A-WHIRL!

2/14/2010 9:44:20 PM

Nowonmai

Heteros, even with 'complimentary genitalia' don't always reproduce, you dick wit. Are you advocating their eradication too?

2/14/2010 9:44:36 PM

clockworkgirl21

Men and women have different but complementary genitalia and are able to advance the human race via procreational intercourse.

True. But I have a feeling this isn't ending here...

Humans do not have the natural ability to procreate in a homo setting. Homosexuals cannot procreate and cannot advance the human race by themselves.

Although I like women, I still have the organs needed to create another person. If I wanted to, I could find a man to donate sperm. So my liking woman would not, in any way, stand in the way of my becoming a mother.

A homosexually inclined person is about as useful to advancing the human race as somebody who has intercourse with a fair-ground ride (does happen).

See above. And fairground ride? Where do fundies come up with this stuff?

Ultimately, such acts can be done, but the practitioners have deviated from what is to be considered natural.

So? Just become it deviates doesn't make it bad or unnatural.

Humans only have one option if they want to survive and that is hetero. This implies homosexuality is a flaw or disease.

Read a couple comments above.

Usually, effort is spent curing diseases. Homosexuality should be treated no different.

Curing homosexuality is like curing brown hair.

2/14/2010 9:51:35 PM

Stormy1x2

So me being childfree by choice is also a flaw or disease? Interesting.

As for that fair-ground ride, dude, I don't wanna hear about your sex-life.

2/14/2010 9:53:16 PM

CrazyHappyNinja

TILT-A-WHIRL! YOU CHEATING WHORE!

2/14/2010 10:12:15 PM

AuraTwilight

Dude, it's not like we're so desperate for babies that we need EVERY FUCKING PERSON to squirt out babies. Hell, we need to cut back if anything.

2/14/2010 10:33:22 PM

Hakar

This might have made sense if it had been scrawled onto a cave wall 20,000 years ago.

2/14/2010 11:02:32 PM

Philbert McAdamia

And fundies, by wishing to return to the 12th century, are apt to advance the human race exactly how?

2/14/2010 11:09:30 PM

Antichrist

These people have some pretty sick fantasies...

Fair-ground rides?

2/14/2010 11:18:35 PM

Swede

The Earth is dangerously overpopulated as it is. I'd rather say that if we want to survive as a species, we ought to take better care of the Earth, and reduce the numbers of births significantly, not increase them. Homosexuality might be the factor that makes it possible for us to survive as a species.

A homosexually inclined person is about as useful to advancing the human race as somebody who is past his or her child-bearing years, or someone who is infertile. Are we also a disease?

A life can only start during three or four days in the menstrual cycle. Having marital heterosexual sex the other 26 days is also "useless".

The facts that human females don't go into heat, and that our mammary glands are full all the time show that it was beneficial to our species to have sex for other reasons than to procreate. Having sex for comforting reasons, or for the fun of it, strengthens the bonds between a couple, and within a family group.

You are free to not have homosexual sex if you don't want to. What others do with their bodies is not your business.

2/14/2010 11:22:19 PM



Check out other cultures sometime. Some of them include homosexuality as a third gender and are perfectly okay with homosexuals (partly because in those cultures gays and lesbians tend to be more nurturing toward their nieces and nephews).

2/14/2010 11:28:42 PM



"A homosexually inclined person is about as useful to advancing the human race as somebody who has intercourse with a fair-ground ride (does happen)."
Speaking from experience, are we?

2/14/2010 11:28:44 PM

TGRwulf

Homosexualtiy isn't natural? Tell that to the dozens of species of animals where homosexual relations have sometimes been found.

2/14/2010 11:28:51 PM

Apocraphy

Yup I risk certain death every time I try to fuck the big dipper.

2/15/2010 12:23:11 AM

Teb

"A homosexually inclined person is about as useful to advancing the human race as somebody who has intercourse with a fair-ground ride (does happen). "
What the hell do you mean "does happen." Where the hell do people have sex with fair-ground rides? I need to know what towns to keep driving through fast without stopping.......

2/15/2010 1:06:16 AM



You're worried that if gay people are left alone to live out their lives unharassed, the human race would die out. But in fact, not all people are gay, the race won't die out.
See your mistake?

~John_in_Oz

2/15/2010 1:10:36 AM

Doug

Whatever. We can survive just fine. A baby is what happens when a gay man, a lesbian and a turkey baster like each other very much.

2/15/2010 1:21:00 AM

BLAKE THE EUROPEAN!

Yeah, I heard about a woman who once wanted to marry a fairground ride. No joke. I read it in the Sunday Times newspaper which isn't a tabloid. Dunno how serious it is though.


And as for the auld "unnatural" argument- have you anything made of plastic in your possession?

2/15/2010 2:51:20 AM
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