lunasea #fundie

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To all of you that don't believe in God - you can also not beleive in an 18 wheeler, yet if you step out in front of it doing 75 MPH it WILL take your life.... God will NOT be mocked.... be careful.... be VERY careful....

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old comment by Horsefeathers

"To all of you that don't believe in God - you can also not beleive in an 18 wheeler, yet if you step out in front of it doing 75 MPH it WILL take your life..."

The difference is that I know, for a fact, that such trucks exist. I've seen them. Your god, on the other hand...

"God will NOT be mocked...."

Bullshit. Your god is mocked continually and repeatedly all over the world, every fucking day and he does jack-fucking-shit about it.

Where's the pillars of smoke and fire, rains of brimstone, people being turned into pillars of salt, the Earth opening up and swallowing them and so on?

Your god seems to have gotten quite impotent in his old age as your Wholly Babble is filled with all kinds of examples of the above for far less slights to your god than mocking him.

"be careful...."

Don't worry. I always look both ways before crossing the street. Thanks for your concern.

"be VERY careful...."

So, I should look both ways twice?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"To all of you that don't believe in God - you can also not beleive in an 18 wheeler, yet if you step out in front of it doing 75 MPH it WILL take your life.... God will NOT be mocked.... be careful.... be VERY careful...."

Cool story, bro. At least an 18-wheeler exists.

Your fictional, paedophile* of a so-called 'God' can lick my sweaty, uncircumcised glans, whilst being rimmed by a goat.

I'm still here, lunasea.

*- Yeah, you heard, loonysea - paedophile. That 'God' of yours, to bring his 'son' (& your zombie Jew) into being, banged that piece of underage briffit Mary - a married woman. Which also makes 'God' an adulterer as well as a nonce.

...still here, despite my use of the ultimate insult & mockery: 'paedophile' & 'nonce'. Why is this? (check one):

[ ] Shamed by my statement of fact, 'God' hasn't even touched me, and he daren't in perpetuity.

[ ] 'God' doesn't exist.

Choose wisely, nonce-worshipper.

old comment by John_in_Oz

@ Anon-e-moose

I've enjoyed your work for ages. However, this one time, I suspect you've pulled a Fundy mistake, inventing facts to suit your case. I was taught that Biblical accounts say Mary was betrothed, not married, at the time of conception. Matthew 1.18 supports this. I couldn't find any instance that says she was married.
Equally, there's no mention at all about her age. Though the standard age of marriage at that time was about 13, we can't conclusively prove that was her age.
I quibble here because we take the high ground when we mock Fundy's follies, rather than our own fantasies.
Having said all that, I still have to acknowledge that the substance of your commentary is still well up to the usual anon-e-moose brilliance.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"God will NOT be mocked.... be careful.... be VERY careful....

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'And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that he would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt his existence.'

-Bertrand Russell

@John_In_Oz

But God is still a kiddy-diddling paedophile nonce, though. Surely an infinitely worse sin, than anything God could come up with, morality-wise (apart from the 6th Commandment; and surely 'Thou shalt not murder/kill' would have first priority?!).

And it's impossible for us to be fundier than religious fundies: Andy Schaftafly and Fred Phelps, for example.

It's impossible to be any worse than the WBC.

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