I'm guessing the conversation actually went something like this:
Jesusorder: Teh gays is ruinin' America, Pastor; So I been writin' letter-bombs
Pastor: Um...okay...I mean...well that's a little drastic, don't you think?
Jesusorder: But we gotta punish the fags cos Jesus hates 'em. He does hate 'em right...RIGHT? I mean, what's the point of worshippin' a God that doesn't hate everything I hate?
Pastor: Okay, how 'bout this: as Christians, we already know God's likes & dislikes. Instead of doing something violent that would reflect badly on the church, why not be outwardly tolerant while *quietly* savoring the knowledge that God hates them. You can show more people God's hate by showing them his love, geddit?
Jesusorder: Like with letter bombs!?!
Pastor: No...more like with quiet acceptance and tolerance.
Jesusorder: Wow Pastor, you sure are smart! Feel God's quiet tolerance and acceptance and despair, faggots!!!
Pastor: Yes, yes. You run along, now...don't make me call the church police again.