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According to some sources on the internet there is inteligent life on both Saturn and Jupiter. The Galactic Council sits in the saturn belt.

There are also sites that say that earth was populated by humans from different planets after the time of the Neanderthals, ie: Not evolution at all, we didn't rise from monkeys, we were made as we were and brought here to replace the Neanderthals who were 2nd density beings.

As we are 3rd density beings we will only ever be able to witness 3rd density beings on other planets... who frankly will be as dangerous as the majority of the human population and probably just as intent on blowing themselves up anyway.

The remainder of the planets are populated by beings we cannot see and never will see from our perspective, just as we will never hear all a dog hears as it is not in our range.

Interesting if they do find a 3rd density planet with life on, as it should finally shut up the blinkered brigade and the Bible bashers!

MH, Daily Mail 35 Comments [2/13/2010 3:01:27 PM]
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ozznova

Why would the Galactic Council choose to sit in OUR crap-hole of a solar system?

Found a flaw in your logic there moonbat!

2/13/2010 3:12:37 PM

aaa

How many drugs did you ingest before thinking up this shit?

2/13/2010 4:13:27 PM

Smilodon

Folks, I present to you, your average Daily Mail reader.

2/13/2010 4:22:41 PM



ahh Daily Fail....

2/13/2010 6:22:14 PM

shadkat

Wow, oddly enough, this is almost like the plot to a Sci-Fi story I've been writing on and off.

But, unlike this guy, I don't believe this, I just think it makes a good story.

2/13/2010 6:38:21 PM

Sandwich Board

So are 4th density beings denser than 3rd density beings, or is it the other way around? Are there any beings so dense as to form black holes? And is MH one of these?

2/13/2010 7:03:04 PM



L. Ron Hubbard, is that you?

Stay away from Scientology centers, pal. You'd be helpless putty in their hands. Trust me.

2/13/2010 7:35:19 PM



Why would the finding of life on another planet make Bible-bashers shut up? Wouldn't that give them more ammunition?

2/13/2010 7:38:33 PM

Skeppio

Whatever you're smoking, I gotta have some.

2/13/2010 8:07:40 PM



What sources? If it isn't an organization with credibility like NASA, you're a fucking idiot.

2/13/2010 9:38:00 PM

Rumpshaker slim

1st point: According to some sources on the internet hot coeds want to have hot sex with me!

2nd point: This is from the end of "Restraunt at the end of the universe." We all miss Douglas Adams but your taking it way to far.

I honestly can't make heads or tails of the rest of this crap.

2/13/2010 9:48:48 PM

WMDKitty

Okay, whatever you're smoking, MH, I think you've had enough. Hand me the bong.

2/13/2010 11:57:36 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

The remainder of the planets are populated by beings we cannot see

Well, isn't that convenient!

And @ #1117375:

Odd how the beloved bible doesn't mention any people on other planets. If the stupid book is inerrantly true, then this is the only planet with any kind of life. It would not give them more ammo if humans (or whatever) turned up elsewhere.

2/14/2010 4:28:10 AM

Jon

As soon as I saw the words "Galactic Council" I LOL'd.

2/14/2010 8:50:19 AM

shykid

Usually I think the whole "war on drugs" is somewhat silly and futile, but really, whatever you're smoking ought to be illegal.

2/14/2010 9:55:48 AM

Nihlum

I cant honestly believe this guy is doing anything but trolling.


2/14/2010 10:02:45 AM

Antichrist

According to some sources on the internet there is inteligent life on both Saturn and Jupiter.
According to some sources on the Internet, Bill Gates is giving all his money to people who still have Windows98 installed.

There are also sites that say that earth was populated by humans from different planets after the time of the Neanderthals, ie: Not evolution at all,
These are the people who are atheists (usually) but do not believe in evolution. BTW, what were the 1st destiny beings?

The remainder of the planets are populated by beings we cannot see and never will see from our perspective, just as we will never hear all a dog hears as it is not in our range.

Squirrels? Because the last time my dog sat there staring at the ceiling it turned out we had squirrels in the attic

Interesting if they do find a 3rd density planet with life on, as it should finally shut up the blinkered brigade and the Bible bashers!
Okay, not an atheist, but obviously has never heard of the rule about not adding to the bible. Really, how many of the crazies think god is an alien?

2/14/2010 11:05:55 AM

wintermute

Density: You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means...

2/14/2010 5:55:40 PM

Boy Wonder

Galactic Council? Life isn't a comic book. Nor is it an episode of Power Rangers.

2/14/2010 8:41:07 PM

Amandarandom

According to the internet, men can gain 2 inches in 2 weeks and I can grow at least a cupsize in under a month.

There are also sites that say the earth is actually an illusion created by machines to keep us happy while we provide them power in human batteries.

See a pattern here?

2/15/2010 9:37:19 AM

Doubting Thomas

Can I have some of what you're smoking?

2/15/2010 12:16:47 PM

Misty

"According to some sources on the internet there is inteligent life on both Saturn and Jupiter. The Galactic Council sits in the saturn belt. "

Okay. So, how do you live ON a GAS GIANT?

Come on. Tell meeeeee...

2/15/2010 12:20:27 PM

Smilodon

@Misty

Gas giants have solid cores but they are under so much atmosphere that hydrogen begins to act like a liquid metal. Not very hospitable if you ask me.

2/15/2010 2:26:01 PM



I think the Galactic Council would choose a more impressive star to be orbiting around.

2/15/2010 4:18:57 PM

werewolf

But, we know, for a fact, that the Reapers are coming (hopefully, early 2011).

2/16/2010 12:06:45 AM
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