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The people of Haiti for example have prayed for his presence. He came to them in an earthquake to draw them closer to Him.

Jesuslovesatheists, Thinking Aloud Forum 81 Comments [2/13/2010 3:05:22 PM]
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Submitted By: iAtheist
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RA

Hahaha...I was there when dude posted this. Oh the things fundies say.

1/29/2010 11:45:31 PM

Vivec

Lol. That's a gem.

2/3/2010 3:31:41 PM



That's quite possibly the worst thing I've ever heard.

2/13/2010 3:11:16 PM

BobsOldSocks

You're an arsehole.

2/13/2010 3:23:01 PM

James from Iowa

Die in a fire - yes, seriously!

2/13/2010 3:27:05 PM

Funnyguts

God is an asshole.

2/13/2010 3:30:03 PM

Blasphemina

This is why some people should stay in the "Keeping It To Myself" forum.

2/13/2010 3:36:43 PM

caustic gnostic

...he came to them, wafted on the aromas of cadaverine and putricine.

2/13/2010 3:36:59 PM

Axon

Remember, God killed your friends and family and left your country in ruins because he loves you!

2/13/2010 3:45:47 PM

Mike Sihl

A being that kills and destroys so people can focus on him is:

A mentally disturbed serial killer
A child who kill grow up to be a mentally disturbed serial killer
Somebody seeking and/or starved for attention
A devil
A conservative

2/13/2010 3:50:00 PM

John

Fundie Beliefs #4 - Theodicy

"Theodicy" is the attempt to explain why a benevolent and all-powerful God lets bad things happen to people. For example, why does He allow an entire city to be destroyed by an earthquake? No problem. There’s simply no such thing as "bad". Either

a) He’s "testing" us,
b) It’s part of "His plan", and we don’t know what that plan is; but since God is perfect, it’s sure to be a good one, or
c) It was Satan’s fault, and it would’ve been a whole lot worse if God hadn’t stepped in and put a stop to it.

Imagine how many more people would have died on 9/11 if God hadn’t been there to stop Satan and those heathen Muslims from doing worse. And don’t forget, if it hadn’t been for Hitler, no one would have believed all that whining about the phony "holocaust" and given Israel back to the Jews. Plus what would make you love God more: winning the lottery or having Him destroy your home and kill your children with an earthquake? Obviously, the latter!

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BTW, I think Hinkley used the same explanation - wanting to attract attention (and Jody Foster's, in particular) - as his reason for trying to assassinate Reagan

2/13/2010 3:56:14 PM

aaa

Is it like one of those serial killers who kill just to get a lot of fame?

2/13/2010 4:08:53 PM

atrasicarius

XD Hey, another submission. BP's got company.

2/13/2010 4:22:44 PM

Wehpudicabok

Man, God needs to learn how to communicate better. Use your words, not your fists.

2/13/2010 4:26:24 PM

Xotan

So how is he going to come to you? Another tsunami? Another earthquake? Another tornado? I hope he really loves you and give you the full whammy!

You are just sick in the head.

2/13/2010 4:28:23 PM

Sisyphus

I guess he's never heard of the phrase brain over braun eh? Personally, if I were a Haitian I'd be telling god to go fuck himself with a rubber cactus.

2/13/2010 4:32:58 PM

pete

People like this poster deserve all the worst that Mother Nature can dish out and then some.

A very painful terminal illness that results in personal bankruptcy would be a nice start. I'll stop short of wishing his children would suffer but I would not be averse to his home collapsing on his head. Vile little freaks like this demand all misfortune a very cruel world can dish out.

2/13/2010 4:33:17 PM

Rat of Steel

(John)
"BTW, I think Hinkley used the same explanation - wanting to attract attention (and Jodie Foster's, in particular) - as his reason for trying to assassinate Reagan."


The irony of that situation is: if I recall correctly, Jodie Foster isn't into men.

2/13/2010 4:39:18 PM

WMDKitty

*facepalm*

2/13/2010 4:40:36 PM



Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the more benign Pat Robertson.

2/13/2010 4:42:21 PM

Zeus Almighty

Yeah, because if someone killed my whole family I would definitely want to get close to that person. With a 12-gauge.

2/13/2010 4:48:21 PM

Old Viking

Sounds godlike to me.

2/13/2010 4:55:58 PM

ME

Well then, your god is an asshat that is unworthy of worship or respect. I think appearing to them would have been more loving and effective. go DIAF.

2/13/2010 5:01:41 PM

breakerslion

Okay... so now prayer not only doesn't work, it can have consequences that no one would possibly pray for?

You are seriously fucked up.

Your God is the schoolyard bully, and you are a suck-up.

2/13/2010 5:09:50 PM



Riiight. Because anyone would naturally love and "feel closer" to someone who deliberately knocked a concrete city down on top of them and killed everyone they loved.

2/13/2010 5:11:58 PM
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