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[On the EPR paradox]Both the electron and the positron can be measured at places so distant from each other that no signal passes between them - its too far apart for light to travel that fast. Yet after the fact, we find that if one was spin up, the other was spin down, properly cancelling the other. How do they do that? God is a possible answer to that question. Perhaps quantum mechanics actually requires God in order to work! He functions as the great bookkeeper of the universe, seeing that what needs conserved is conserved across all time and space.

Paul of Eugene OR, Internet Infidels 9 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Sybot

Because God Of the Gaps has always worked in the past!

3/2/2007 8:57:02 PM

BurntBush

I don't know. Oh! Goddidit.

3/2/2007 9:15:21 PM

Robbie

QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

2/13/2008 4:20:01 PM

TerriblyAmused

He's trying, he really is.
But all that comes out is glibble glamp gloop.

2/13/2008 4:21:57 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

If god holds the fabric of the universe together, what holds the fabric of god together?

2/13/2008 6:00:10 PM



There are a LOT of possible answers to that question. Perhaps quantum mechanics actually requires Satan to work. Or Rainbow Brite. Or He-Man.

Or maybe quantum mechanics has a plausible explanation.

2/13/2008 6:08:27 PM

apYrs

Paul sees straws.

Paul clutches at straws.

See Paul fail.

2/13/2008 6:17:07 PM

Philbert McAdamia

God is a conservative. Vote Republican.


2/13/2008 7:25:30 PM

Evilutionist

'Magic' is an equally valid answer, meaning that both are retarded answers.

7/23/2009 10:47:11 PM
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