I hope that the husbands of all those fashionable liberal women (who are so concerned about gay rights) start cheating on them with every shop-girl, nanny, and barrista they can get their hands on. If they get caught, they can just claim that they are only expanding the definition of marriage, and demonstrating their solidarity with gays.
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But what if the husband also supports gay marriage, seeing that gays are humans with equal rights, too? And what if he actually views his wife as a human with equal rights, and treats her as such?
Nah... that would never happen. ;)
Yeeeeah, because respect for the rights and dignity of fellow human beings, in this case gays, is best expressed by showing disrespect for the rights and dignity of another human being, hypothetically a wife you've vowed fidelity toward... Makes perfect sense?
So you're expecting life to revolve around your own bizzare fantasies in order to prove your own point?
Oh wait, it's Moonbattery.
Let me get this straight (no pun intended)...
all shop girls, nannies, and barristas are lesbians?
And frankly, my wife having sex with another woman just seems kinda hot. Really so if I get to watch and/or participate.
"People should be hurt emotionally and exposed to STDs because they are against discrimination."
Now, do you see how that sounds?
What about the wives of all those fashionable liberal men who are concerned about gay rights? Should they start cheating on their husbands with every shop-boy, plumber and barrista they can get their hands on?
The Bible condones up to 300 wives, concubines and sex slaves. Only one man for each woman, though. Maybe we women ought to "expand the definition of marriage" a bit...
Marriage fail.
Gay rights fail.
Reality fail.
Misogyny fail.
They're PRO-relationship. Because you support a relationship between two consenting adults it some how means that your spouse should betray and hurt them? That makes perfect sense.
Honoring a relationship filled with mutual respect and love equates... Wait, his logic hurts my head.
Yes, yes, Mr. Anon, very well thought out, indeed. Now change into your jammies and get ready for beddy-by.
What makes you think the husbands of fashionable liberal women are against gay rights?
Better yet, what makes you think?
How do you explain Gov. Mark Stanford (R-SC) who cheated on his wife with an Argentine news anchor, Sen. Jon Ensign (R-NV) who cheated on his wife with a staffer, David Vitter (R-LA) who cheated on his wife with a prostitute, and Mark Foley (R-FL) who send sexually suggestive emails to a male teenage page?
Also, I have been dating (and now set to be married to) the same woman since 10th grade, we both support same sex marriage and we don't cheat on each other.
Let's face it, half the time posts like this one are a case of projection. Seriously, dude, this is why no one likes you.
You think people only support gay rights to be trendy?! That it's the hip thing to show support for a minority that can be denied civil rights, fired, even killed outright?!
I think those of you supporting "traditional marriage" should be sleeping with women other than your wives. If they find out, just tell them that polygamy has been the standard for marriage throughout history...because it has.
Uhh so straight husbands should have sex with multiple partners to be more like gay people who want to be in a monogamous relationship?
Ok, how does that work again?
You do realize that some people have, and enjoy, just such a marriage.
As long as it's consensual who gives a damn what people do.
Right, because the way we show solidarity for marginalized people is to disrespect another group of people.
The fear of both women and gays is palpable in this one. Musn't let the queers and wimmenz think they have any right to have an opinion!
“I hope that the husbands of all those fashionable liberal women (who are so concerned about gay rights) start cheating on them with every shop-girl, nanny, and barrista they can get their hands on.”
So, yet another idiot with no actual argument gainst same-sex marriage rights in a secular society, just wants to hurt women. The wives AND the low-status women working outside of teh home in the service industry. What a winner.
But I’m already in support of gay rights, and i was even before my son came out as gay.
And not interested in other women, frankly.
"If they get caught,”
Isn’t the entire POINT of this fantasy that they DO get caught so your specious argument can be used?
“they can just claim that they are only expanding the definition of marriage,”
Even the people who have an open marriage have not changed the definition of marriage. Kinda strengthened it, really, if it’s a decision they both reached in mutual support.
But if you’re CHEATING, that’s certainly not changing the definition.
So, your bogus thought experiment is just a revenge fantasy, with no connection to reality.
“and demonstrating their solidarity with gays.”
My ‘solidarity’ with gays is that if YOUR bigoted ass disowns your kid over it, I’ll give them a fatherly hug.
Confused?
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