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Anyone who believes in evolution just needs to read first chapter of genesis.
[4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Anyone who believes in God just needs to read the first chapter of genesis.
3/12/2008 3:03:16 AM
Well, that solves everything!
3/12/2008 4:50:20 AM
Anyone who believes the Bible is literally true needs to read the first two chapters of Genesis.
Or just about any other part.
3/12/2008 10:49:09 AM
Been there, done that, still an atheist, still think evolution makes sense. Bye.
3/12/2008 11:33:48 AM
Anyone who believes in the Bible just needs to read the first chapter of the Silmarillion.
3/12/2008 12:02:56 PM
Read it, had a chuckle, tossed it.
3/12/2008 12:14:22 PM
Okay then, reconcile Chapter 1 with Chapter 2, and don't omit ANYTHING written therein.
3/12/2008 12:53:26 PM
I did. It's crap.
3/12/2008 1:02:08 PM
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3/12/2008 1:46:48 PM
Anyone who believes in creationism just needs to read first chapter of a science text book.
6/22/2008 8:08:13 PM
I've read the entire bible because I like fiction.
6/22/2008 8:24:01 PM
It should be: Anyone not "beliving" in evolution just need to read the chapter of genesis >_>
6/22/2008 8:35:18 PM
Read it. Almost fell asleep. Still quite convinced of evolution, thanks.
@ El Guapo: *dies laughing*
6/22/2008 8:46:35 PM
Okay then, reconcile Chapter 1 with Chapter 2, and
don't omit ANYTHING written therein.
No. No. No. JUST the first chapter. Chapter 2 is too high-level for your untrained mind. No wonder you're confused.
7/2/2008 6:02:30 PM
your an idiot there is so much evidence of evolitoon it isnt funny and wears your hard core evidence idot i mean for gods sake are you that fucking stupid
8/7/2008 10:11:00 AM
You actually think we believe in evolution because we're oblivious of what the bible says? Or because we think the bible agrees with science?
Stupidity in its purest form.
8/7/2008 10:29:48 AM
Anyone who believes in evolution* just needs to read first chapter of Theogany.
4/10/2009 4:44:06 PM
I can't. It's not released yet.
4/11/2009 8:07:31 PM
Anyone who believes in God just need to read first chapter of any science book.
5/3/2010 5:54:58 PM
Threw it in the compost heap.
5/3/2010 6:00:18 PM
5/3/2010 7:25:50 PM
I did, it was boring.
5/3/2010 11:06:30 PM
And anyone who believes in Genesis just needs to read "On the Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin, or "The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution" by Richard Dawkins.
Your point, willhs?
5/4/2010 7:41:02 AM
I've read it. It was stupid.
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