Anyone who believes in evolution just needs to read first chapter of genesis.
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Alethe wrote:
Okay then, reconcile Chapter 1 with Chapter 2, and
don't omit ANYTHING written therein.
No. No. No. JUST the first chapter. Chapter 2 is too high-level for your untrained mind. No wonder you're confused.
Well, "willhs" is right. Anybody who only believes something should read the bible.
Perhaps he will then get a clue that "belief" itself is worthless. To have something backed by facts is much, much better.
Like biological evolution, which is backed by overwhelming amounts of hard facts. In contrast to the bible, which is nothing but a story.
Been there, done that. Still didn't make me abandon any sort of belief in the ToE.
I doubt Genesis was ever meant to be taken literally. Where did this insistence on biblical literalism come from, anyway?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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