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Devil worshipers are the #1 committers of treason against the United States. Devil worshipers have only sought to harm this nation. Therefore they should not be allowed to openly practise as they are plotting to hurt people.


Just like the white supremicst groups should be shut down because they are enciting violence against, blacks christians and Jews. Same goes for the nation of Islam they openly plot to bring the downfall of this nation.


I will go as far as to say the Tv preachers who are conmen should be arrested and tried for treason. As they openly claim if you send them money, God will heal you.

Heaven's Janitor, Pharyngula 35 Comments [2/18/2010 11:34:00 PM]
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Panz

"Devil worshipers are the #1 committers of treason against the United States. Devil worshipers have only sought to harm this nation. Therefore they should not be allowed to openly practise as they are plotting to hurt people."

I'd say it was the Republicans screaming and throwing tantrums, the ones that refuse anything put forward by Democrats even if it's exactly what the Republicans wanted before, they just don't now because it's a 'democrat' plan.

umm, you know, white supremecist groups are mostly christian, right? Hard to oppress something that you are

And the tv guys asking for money are any different than your church requiring tithes?

2/18/2010 11:54:40 PM

Citations Needed

Yeah....white supremacists are very anti-Christian...those Muslim white supremacists need to be tried for treason!

2/18/2010 11:55:12 PM

Mike Sihl

You are aware that most white supremacists are Christians, right? In fact, most of them use the Bible to justify their hate.

2/19/2010 12:10:07 AM

atheist crusader

ohhhh HJ how we love you, you never cease to amaze me with your idiocy, so devil worshippers blew up abortion clinics, or have denied the rights for loving same sex couples the right to marriage, or attacked coloured people (you know like the ever so christian KKK)

ohhh no silly me thats christians. still it makes a change that its not us ebil atheists for once eh HJ.

now go clean my toilet.ive just had a particularly bad case of the shits, and it needs cleaning as its everywhere. Im afraid it smells a bit, but youre used to that are you not? theres a good fundy

at least he knows his place eh

2/19/2010 12:19:23 AM

louislois

I bet you Heaven's Janitor can't understand the concept of Hypocrisy.

2/19/2010 12:25:54 AM

Sandwich Board

"Therefore they should not be allowed to openly practise as they are plotting to hurt people. "

Matters of constitutionality notwithstanding, how many "Church of Satan (Reformed)" places of worship have you seen out in the world (assuming you're allowed out there?). They should be easy enough to spot, with the upside-down pentagrams, goat statues, blood sluicing into the gutter, black metal hymns at all hours, and what-have-you.

2/19/2010 12:26:57 AM

Slater

Devil-worshippers are EXTREMELY rare, if they even truly exist. Most modern day satanists are LaVey-satanists, which has nothing to do with Satan - it's just a name.

Please name me one person who's done something really bad and was known to truly worship Satan.


... Oh, wait. You're a fundie. You probably just mean Muslims, right?
I suppose it's pointless to explain to you, that their god is the SAME god as yours, meaning you just called your own god Satan.

2/19/2010 1:38:18 AM

Swede

Most white supremacists ARE Christian.

Citation needed for this allegation of Devil worshipers. Who are they, where do they practice this worshiping, how do you know about it?

The last paragraph I actually concur with. People who con others should be tried in court. Especially those who prey on the weak, the gullible and the needy.

(Haha, I did a Freudian slip and wrote "pray on" instead of "prey on".)

2/19/2010 1:45:33 AM



Explain "Devil worshippers", since Devil is a totally religious concept and there is A FIRST AMMENDMENT.

2/19/2010 2:11:11 AM

John_in_Oz

Yeah, might have a bit of trouble enforcing that treason law. Better to get them for their fraud.

2/19/2010 3:20:26 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"All TV preachers are con men."

FTFY

2/19/2010 3:23:56 AM

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Treason doesn't work that way!

2/19/2010 3:42:24 AM



So everyone should be arrested?

2/19/2010 4:51:18 AM

Mister Spak

I agree that christians should be tried for treason. They voted for Dumbya twice.

2/19/2010 6:31:24 AM

TGRwulf

Translation: let's throw everybody I don't like in jail

2/19/2010 7:15:00 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Because, you know, blasphemy and treason are the same crime. Right? Isn't that how this works? No? Well you're just a DEVIL WORSHIPPER!

2/19/2010 10:50:40 AM



Nah, I knew a member of the Church of Satan. She was quite nice and actually a pacifist. If you're thinking of the cults that do crap like torturing cats, then good news! They already are illegal.

2/19/2010 11:52:55 AM

Sisyphus

"...white supremicst groups should be shut down because they are enciting violence against, blacks christians..."

Um, you do know that the majority of white supremacist groups are christian right?

2/19/2010 11:58:23 AM

Antichrist

Yep, them Satan worshipping white supremacists...


I will go as far as to say the Tv preachers who are conmen should be arrested and tried for treason
Everything is treason with you. Whats wrong with charging them with fraud?

2/19/2010 12:08:37 PM

ConCat

Why would someone want to be a janitor in heaven?

2/19/2010 12:15:50 PM

Rumpshaker slim

When I get to heaven I'm gonna bitch about how filthy the restrooms are.

2/19/2010 12:54:22 PM

freako104

So Roudolph, Stark and McVeigh were devil worshippers?

2/19/2010 1:13:01 PM

Zeus Almighty

Well, the sentiments in your second graff are in the right place. Except you forgot to mention that the grandaddy of all white supremacists -- the KKK -- IS a christian group.
However, as far as putting that plan into effect there's that pesky First Amendment.

In paragraph three you also fail because treason is pretty narrowly defined. I thought you fundies were all about the Constitution? Apparently you read it about as closely as you do the Wholly Babble.
I'm not saying that Benny Hinn doesn't deserve to be gang-raped in a federal prison, it's just that his offense would be something other than treason.

As for paragraph one: Wrong! Devil worshippers are an infinitesimal demographic.*

* Hint, everyone who is of another religion, or doesn't believe in bible-god, is not automatically a devil worshipper, no matter what you morons believe about it.

2/19/2010 1:29:59 PM

oop

"Tv preachers who are conmen..."

Redundancy! Redundancy!

2/19/2010 3:05:28 PM

Old Viking

You've seen Satan worship openly practiced? What's it like?

2/19/2010 3:16:05 PM
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