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["But remember, denying reality is not what God wants..."]

There I will agree with you. Now here's your reality:


1) you are a sinner.


2) the penalty of sin is death.


3) Christ paid that penalty for you


4) you spat in his face by denying the veracity of the Bible, therefore denying the Gospel. After all, if you don't believe the Bible is true, you probably don't believe the gospel is true either.

Robert, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [2/13/2010 10:10:59 PM]
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myheadhurts

I never asked your god to torture and murder his child for me. I'm willing to stand up for my own crimes for any deity who cares to judge me. I don't need a human sacrifice to take my place.

The Bible is badly designed T.P.

2/13/2010 10:22:54 PM

PAnz

"4) you spat in his face by denying the veracity of the Bible, therefore denying the Gospel. After all, if you don't believe the Bible is true, you probably don't believe the gospel is true either."

How does that matter any? You seem quite content that while saying what god wants and showing hate instead of love, which is what Jesus taught, that you'll be rewarded in the end.

2/13/2010 10:33:53 PM

Tyler

Veracity of the Bible? HAH!

I'm not entirely sure I wanted Christ to die for me, even if it had happened. It's like being billed for something I didn't order.

2/13/2010 10:57:06 PM



And the reason God couldn't just forgive mankind outright... is?

This whole "sacrifice Myself to Myself to save you from he punishment I condemned you to in the first place" thing just seems needlessly complex...

2/13/2010 10:59:13 PM

Haseen

You have your made up story, I have mine. And you're totally fucked because you don't believe My Immortal is 100% fact.

Prep.

2/13/2010 11:03:52 PM



I'm with myheadhurts, I'll atone for my own sins thanks.

2/13/2010 11:04:53 PM

Canadia

1)You are an idiot.

2)The penalty for idiocy is ten whacks with the clue bat.

3)Hold still.

2/13/2010 11:08:54 PM

Blasphemina

Dude, you're pathetic and ineffectual.

Signed,

A liberal, feminist, agnostic, pro-choice megabitch

2/13/2010 11:16:25 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

No, reality is:

1) Everyone is imperfect.
2) Your god does not exist.
3) If a god did exist and was omnipotent, he/she/it would be wise enough to understand that expecting perfection from imperfect beings is cruel and foolish. Expecting such beings to believe in you when you offer no proof of your existence and, in fact, plant evidence that seems to indicate the opposite, and then torturing anyone who doesn't believe in you for all eternity would be even more cruel.
4) Again, your god does not exist, so all of that is irrelevant. Fortunately, you aren't going to be punished for all eternity for believing incorrectly because we atheists don't have any need to threaten you with this BS. The fact that you think such treatment (sending people to hell for not believing) would be justified is pretty fucking disgusting, though.

2/13/2010 11:22:30 PM

campbunny

Why on Earth is their idea of salvation based on BELIEF? How in the world can you spit in the face of something that you're quite sure does not exist? Why am I even hearing this "witnessing" from anyone? How can anyone be faulted for not being persuaded of something, and deciding not to put "faith" in one of a million unprovable hypotheses over the others???

2/13/2010 11:24:30 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Robert, you did not capitalize the "H" is "His" under your point #4. When you use the pronoun "his" in reference to God you should capitalize it to "His".

I am sorry but that constitutes spit in the face to our insecure creator and you will be going straight to hell.

2/13/2010 11:36:54 PM

WMDKitty

"After all, if you don't believe the Bible is true, you probably don't believe the gospel is true either."

NO SHIT!

2/13/2010 11:53:56 PM

Orestes

Ah, there's the guilt trip approach I missed so very much. Figured it was smothered under all the impotent rage and threats of violence that has been proliferating since a dangerous minority was elected leader of the free world.

2/13/2010 11:54:31 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Yeah, one kind of proceeds from the other like that. As such, we reject premises 4, 3, 2, and hell, even 1.

2/14/2010 12:12:07 AM

oop

@Blasphemina - I loved your signature. It scared the hell out of my cat when I burst out laughing.

2/14/2010 12:16:55 AM



Y'know, I'll take my chances. I'm not a bad person and if I had the funds I would absolutely be donating to charities and whatnot. In fact, I adopted a previously abused animal, I'm very generous toward the people I care about, I don't hate people because of petty things like them having a different religion, and I'm planning to help reduce my university's carbon footprint this summer by helping out with its community garden.

I like to think that the choices I made in my own life are more important than something that probably didn't happen thousands of years ago when it comes to my final reward.

2/14/2010 12:43:32 AM

Sandwich Board

"After all, if you don't believe the Bible is true, you probably don't believe the gospel is true either."

Why yes, yes that's true. Glad to see you got something right, anyway.

2/14/2010 2:34:06 AM

Anti-theist

Do people not die if they don't sin?

2/14/2010 2:56:45 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

You know, as a compassionate human being, even if I were to accept both your basic, unjustified premise of "sin," your unjustified premise that sin must be punished and also your unjustified premise that it doesn't have to be the same person punished as who actually did it, I wouldn't want someone else tortured for me, and I hope, if I ever genuinely believed I could, I wouldn't accept it.

Hey, Christians, did you ever think that maybe that's been the real test all along? That you're supposed to reject the temptation to escape what you believe to be your just punishment by condoning and accepting Jesus being brutally sacrificed in your place? It would certainly square with conventional, compassionate morality a whole lot better.

2/14/2010 2:56:54 AM

Sinister

"The penalty of sin is death."

I have news for you, Robert. The penalty of life is death, and you don't have a get out of death free card.

2/14/2010 3:23:04 AM

Sinister

"The penalty of sin is death."

I have news for you, Robert. The penalty of life is death, and you don't have a get out of death free card.

2/14/2010 3:24:07 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

*snort*
"if you don't believe the Bible is true, you probably don't believe the gospel is true either."
*chuckle*

2/14/2010 4:27:31 AM



The penalty for sin is death?. Adam and Eve were alive and well when they ate the fruit, am I mistaken?

2/14/2010 4:40:09 AM

aaa

This is seriously the lamest shit i've seen in a while.

2/14/2010 4:58:46 AM

BlackMageJ

@Brain_in_a_Jar

That is actually a very good point. Take a couple of internets as payment for the fact that I'm going to steal that argument.

2/14/2010 5:06:11 AM
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