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even scientists say it's cuckoo, they claim to have found a planet that's like 15,000,000 years long, so now they aren't even sure how old is the universe!! hahahah

LoneStar, Baptist.org Board 27 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#18387
Papabear

My goodness! A planet 15 million years long.

3/1/2006 6:24:18 AM

#18424
David D.G.

I've seen \"light year\" misused as a unit of duration (1/3 fewer calories than a regular year, perhaps?), and even Star Wars did the same thing with \"parsec\" (in an appallingly dumb line for sci-fi by the time it was made), but this is the first time I've ever seen a reference to a planet being \"15,000,000 years long\"! That's hilarious!


~David D.G.

3/1/2006 3:23:23 PM

#260277
vichycycl

Get out of my life. Use thousands of meters of gasoline or a whole spatula of horses. I don't care.

7/10/2007 10:20:13 PM

#260984
Frank

Scientists always said the universe was older than 15m years anyway.

That's a pretty big planet by the way, i wonder what it's age in metres is.

7/11/2007 4:48:47 PM

#261008
Puck

What's this planet's mass then? Must be in the microhertz range.


7/11/2007 5:43:20 PM

#261058
LoneStar

You idiots are so culless. Can't even understand your own stuipid sciene!

7/11/2007 7:21:30 PM

#261073
cui bono

“You idiots are so CULLES. Can't even understand your own STUIPID SCIENE !”
Do you practice at being so stupid are you a natural ?

7/11/2007 8:12:55 PM

#261103
Julian

LoneStar - The Texas Catatonic State

7/11/2007 9:09:29 PM

#261153
Malfist

Damn, apples to oranges again.

7/11/2007 10:44:32 PM

#261168
Lt. Fred

I call troll. Or poe. Or N00b Rufflecopter.

7/11/2007 10:54:07 PM

#261175
agentCDE

Yeah, I should be culled from this batch of extras. I really have no idea what my lines are in this scene. I mean, am I just standing around looking... er... extra-ey?

At least they didn't give me a red shirt. I got blue!

Wait. WAIT, ON THIS SHOW REDSHIRTS DRESS IN BLUE! I AM A NAMELESS SECURITY OFFICER! SHIT SHIT SOMEONE HELP ME THEY'RE GETTING OUT THE SPECIAL EFFECTS GUYS

7/11/2007 11:02:25 PM

#273397
Mike

What the hell? I'm not even sure how to start to decipher this.

Incidentally, how many years long is Earth?

8/4/2007 12:50:21 AM

#273398
Tempus

You idiots are so culless. Can't even understand your own stuipid sciene!

Gather 'round, boys and girls--this is some fantastic stupid right here!

8/4/2007 12:52:53 AM

#273399
anti-nonsense

what?

That's a whole lot of gibberish.

8/4/2007 1:00:12 AM

#273411
ArmandT

The rest of the board is pretty hilarious. Especially the "Maybe God put other planets there to distract the scientists." lol.

No, we understand our science well enough to argue for it in a coherent and intelligent manner. Do you?

8/4/2007 1:52:58 AM

#273425
Jim

That's wrong.

Everyone knows that the planet is 14 terabytes old!

8/4/2007 3:01:51 AM

#273426
Freboy

Even if we look past the bizarre typo, I can't see how a 15 million year old planet would confuse astronomers.

8/4/2007 3:23:13 AM

#273459
Laurel

vichycycl, if I ever have a band, I'm soooo calling it Spatula of Horses.

8/4/2007 5:59:13 AM

#273463
Deus Ex Machina

You fail.

8/4/2007 6:10:54 AM

#273468
Edgar Allen Duck

Education missed this one.

"15,000,000 years long"

Dimensional analysis fails ...

8/4/2007 6:36:35 AM

#273602
Things Fall Apart

I expect what they meant to say was 15,000,000 years YOUNG.

8/4/2007 1:35:36 PM

#383277
GigaGuess

Yet they're still pretty staunchly holding the position it's WAY older than 6000 years.

1/17/2008 5:37:45 PM

#383290
484


1/17/2008 5:47:12 PM

#924956
Ian

And you can?

3/17/2009 7:41:03 AM

#1355618
mman2112

With some mucking around with unit conversions it is possible to measure mass in units of distance. Starting from kilograms, multiply by G (the gravitational constant) then divide by c2. This leaves you with your mass in meters, which will be very small (the Earth's mass is about 9 millimeters).

Just thought that was semi-related.

12/9/2011 7:01:41 AM
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