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I wonder if God made the other planets to keep the heathens busy

bluegirl68, Baptist.org Board 14 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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vichycycl

What's that? I was busy with Tarah, the Andorian tactical officer/munitions engineer.

6/25/2007 12:12:48 AM

Viva

Busy doing what exactly.

6/25/2007 1:50:45 AM

Julian

I wonder if God made you this stupid so someone would worship him.

Or you could just be REALLY stupid.

Ockham's Razor!

6/25/2007 2:10:39 AM

Puck

Nah, all the heathens are partying in the sacred grove.

6/25/2007 7:44:12 AM

Freboy

Now that's a good question, coming from a person nicknamed after the protagonist of a hentai.

Actually, I was under the impression that the country that spends the most money on astronomical research is the "christian" USA.

6/25/2007 8:41:46 AM

headdesk

Just when you thought the nadir of imbecility had been reached .............

6/25/2007 8:50:35 AM

Whoever

Why would he bother doing that? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

6/25/2007 8:56:12 AM

LDM

Why would he need to do that, laughing at you people keeps us busy enough.

1/18/2010 5:20:11 PM

PiGirl13

So wait. The heathens are the astronomers studying the planets, I take it? So you're basically saying scientists are heathens?

More fundie anti-intellectualism, although most astronomers (and I) would probably consider this a good thing.

1/6/2011 4:38:45 PM

Canadiest

You do realize only creationists wonder why the rest of the planets or universe beyond need to exist. We non-God people realize what is doesn't need to have a need or purpose.

The rock in your yard doesn't have to exist, it just does

Science looks for the history of things, not a percieved purpose, to assume a God created it all is a ridiculous premise and intellectually lazy

1/8/2011 10:40:17 AM

GigaGuess

Your God must have gotten pretty bored during the creation, hiding the dinosaur bones, making planets, all kinds of crazy things, all just to lead his children astray...I'm sorry, test our faith.

1/8/2011 10:50:15 AM

anti-nonsense

Yet another example of the self-centeredness of creationists, everything has to exist for human benefit in general, and their benefit in particular.

1/8/2011 11:01:25 AM

jas43

got it figured out!

1/8/2011 12:47:02 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I wonder if this stupid bitch finished second grade.

4/13/2012 5:58:33 AM
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