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I know that it is getting close to Halloween so you see ghosts every wear in the stores. That makes me wonder. What are ghosts? They have been documented and scientificaly researched. Evan the most sane people see hauntings. I've taken a tour of an actual huanted house (The Whaley House, San Diego, CA) I know that when you die you go to Judgment Day and so on and so forth. Are these realy spirits of the departed. I was an amateur paranormal investigator and I have seen some pretty wierd stuff. I just want to know what it is. Is it a demon? It could be but demons are monopreasant. Multiple ghosts can be seen. Is there some cross between Heaven and Hell when spirits srill walk the Earth.

hayden, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Neither ghosts, nor demons, are real, that is all.

1/8/2008 6:22:13 PM

Whoever

I've never seen ghosts in a store. What are you smoking?

1/8/2008 9:03:16 PM

Philbert McAdamia

monopreasant ?

wtf? Is that Monopresent? Maybe as opposed to Jebus who is tripresent? Lol.
He's three (clap clap clap)
three (clap clap clap)
three mints in one.

1/8/2008 9:43:28 PM

anti-nonsense

what does monopreasant mean?

Does it mean monopresent in which case what is THAT supposed to mean?

1/8/2008 9:47:11 PM

Kitourahime

Curse you.

The image of Kurt Cobain wandering the earth will make my boyfriend orgasm.

12/5/2008 12:26:54 PM

Jack Bauer

What manner of claptrap is this?

What language is it supposed to be?

I have seen ghosts - but that doesn't mean that there is a 'supernatural' - it merely means that science hasn't got the right explanation yet.

12/5/2008 12:47:53 PM

Darwin

Evan the most sane people see hauntings.

Knew a guy named Evan years ago, he wasn't sane.

12/5/2008 2:16:17 PM

Mr. Creazil

Type that into Microsoft Word, there'll be more red than a Quentin Tarantino movie.

plez pardin hez spleling.

12/6/2008 12:36:20 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"you see ghosts every wear"

I was laughing so hard after that I couldn't read any more.

11/23/2011 8:54:20 AM



The "wierdest" thing here is your spelling, hayden. Ever hear about spell-checkers? Using one will make your text legible, if not sane. For that you need a brain-check.

3/31/2012 1:51:17 AM

Canadiest

This is about the level of the "paranormal investigator" scam and it's followers.

4/2/2012 12:43:49 PM



The Bad Grammar Demon must have been controlling you when you wrote this, hayden.

6/23/2012 9:09:55 AM
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