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HAHAHAHAHAHA he created them so we can send all the brainiacs over there so they can go on with their researches. This way they won't bother us anymore trying to prove that our great-grandad is an ape. HEHEHE are we related to alligators?? I hope so cause I love these sweethearts.

LoneStar, Baptist.org Board 7 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#449199

LordJiro

I'm glad you find your retarded drivel amusing, LoneStar.

3/30/2008 10:31:44 AM

#449208

Cabraxas

I have no words for such ignorance.

3/30/2008 11:23:44 AM

#449238

anonymous

WTF did that mean? I didn't understand jackshit of what he typed.

3/30/2008 12:45:34 PM

#449254

Viva

This lonestar is a total nutcase. Though i don't understand what alligators have to do with the planets that lonestar wanted to send the scientist to.

3/30/2008 1:20:47 PM

#449301

Canadiest

Amos Moses by Jerry Reed

"He could catch the biggest, the meanest alligator and only use one hand.
That's all he got left 'cause alligator bit it, ha ha left arm gone clean up to the elbow."

couldn't think of anything else

3/30/2008 3:14:10 PM

#1413910

Crimson Lizard

You're not alone, anonymous. LoneStar must be on the good stuff.

6/17/2012 2:31:33 PM

#1413913

Anon

Our last common ancestor with the alligators was an amniote about 315 million years ago. Depending a bit on the length of generations, you are a three-hundred-millionth-cousin of the alligator.

6/17/2012 2:55:02 PM