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Cant wait to see those flaming Perez Hilton types on the front lines “bitch slapping” the Taliban into submission. Are the Army and Marine Drill instructors now have to take sensitivity training so as to not insult or demean the “PP Puffers”? I can hear the battle cry now “OH NO ITS THE HOMO’S, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE”. Will they all sit around playing Village People and Cher records non stop? Well theres another reason to send a suicide bomber into your barracks because you have homosexual soldiers. Thank God, I served in the Military when our forces were STILL real fighting men, not a bunch of purple BARNEY types who want everyone to feel good. What are we going to have now, a guy in your group/unit going around giving out camo fashion do’s and dont’s for the rest of them. Dont ask, dont tell allowed them to serve, now the IDIOTS, YES THE IDIOTS in command/DC want them on the front lines. Well you are going to need more lawyers to investigate friendly fire incidents in foxholes too. How long until one of them go ballistic like the Muslim at Fort Hood because he didnt get a date on a Saturday night? How long before we have goats and sheep entering the service for the entertainment of these sexually perverted people.

Where has all of our great military mentors/leaders gone to. Where is the Pattons, Bradleys, MacArthurs, Eisenhowers and others. Thats right, they are causing all of the earthquakes we are having in the world right now because they are spinning in their graves watching what is going on with the American military or should I say the “Brokeback Military”.

IF THIS IS PUT INTO EFFECT WE HAVE TRULY LOST AMERICA AND EVERYTHING IT HAS STOOD FOR!

You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!!

MRBIGMUTTS, Free Republic 70 Comments [2/18/2010 11:49:23 PM]
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louislois

Oh Free Republic! You never cease to amuse me.

"You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!!"

May I suggest Iran or Saudi Arabia?

2/18/2010 11:51:37 PM

HoJuSimpson

Methinks MRBIGMUTTS doth protest too much.

2/18/2010 11:54:50 PM

Tykittää

Because EVERY gay man in America is a swishy stereotype.

2/18/2010 11:56:15 PM

Panz

Please, for all that is holy, do move to another country, leave the US to people that aren't insanely mentally unstable

2/18/2010 11:56:41 PM

Phisshy

0___o

2/18/2010 11:57:32 PM

Mudflappus

He's finding a new place to live??!!?? Hurray!!! I'll help him pack!

2/18/2010 11:59:05 PM

Sandwich Board

Homosexuals =/= Barney fans.

Which is a huge relief, let me tell you.

2/19/2010 12:10:00 AM

campbunny

Here we have a Middle American's idea of how gay men actually are and how we actually live our lives. In his little head, this scenario is exactly what could happen and he wants to stop it no matter what. I like to dress nicely. Why yes, I do appreciate camp. If I had to be in the army I could do that, and do it well, too.

Brokeback Military would have been marginally not-so-funny the week that Brokeback Mountain came out. Not five years later.

2/19/2010 12:10:14 AM

A'mael

Just stay the fuck out of Canada. We're mostly sane, and we like it that way.

2/19/2010 12:12:40 AM

FraggedMind

"You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!!"

Might I recommend Iran or China since you are so into totalitarian regimes that require obedience to a sky daddy or a megalomaniac who thinks he is a "god".

2/19/2010 12:12:40 AM

Rat of Steel

(FraggedMind)
"Might I recommend Iran or China since you are so into totalitarian regimes that require obedience to a sky daddy or a megalomaniac who thinks he is a 'god'."


Even better would be North Korea. Not only is it a totalitarian regime, but the official leader of the State has been dead for many years now, rather like that Christ fellow.

2/19/2010 12:24:05 AM

Professor M

Yup, because all us swishy men are incapable of either professionalism or kicking ass. Just keep telling yourself that, testosterone-worshipping straight and gay men alike...

2/19/2010 12:26:20 AM

ME

You do realize that there are and always have been homosexuals in the military, right? You do realize that allowing them to serve openly will not mean that they will suddenly start "prancing around" and having "random buttsex", right? You also realize that by being able to serve openly they will have a better moral ince they will not have to hide or lie about who they are, right? Oh, no, wait, you are a fucking moron so of course you do not realize this.

2/19/2010 12:46:09 AM



'Brokeback Military'

Hehehe, that's actually quite good for these guys...

2/19/2010 12:56:09 AM

Mat

If you're looking for somewhere else to live then actually no I think I'm alright here

2/19/2010 12:57:46 AM



And what the hell makes you so important that they should move somewhere else so you won't?

2/19/2010 1:16:35 AM

Swede

Pst, your stereotyping is showing.
There are just as many macho gays as there are "fabulous" gays.

You have always had some gays in the military, they were just forced to keep quiet about it. And, lets face it, war is not about having sex, but about killing people. The very opposites, one creates life, the other extinguishes it.

As long as the war is not fought in bedrooms, there is no real difference between gays and straights. The bedroom is the only place where it matters if you are gay or straight.

Having gays (and women) in the army fighting against the Talibans is like having black people in the army fighting against the Nazis.
It's like "look at us, we allow everybody to participate, and we are so much stronger for it".

Don't come here, okay? You'd hate our neutrality and our desire to include everyone in society.

2/19/2010 1:25:32 AM



The funny thing is that when my uncle(an officer in the Spanish navy)served like 25 years ago, he was sent to West Point for some NATO stuff and he had the bad luck to be witness with a passional crime in which one sailor killed, accidentally, 12 other comrades to make his stranged ex-lover to look like a fool because he dumped him for another. Well, so much for "the times when there were real men"

2/19/2010 1:45:04 AM

Canadia

The only way we shall ever lose America is if we lose the basic freedoms men and women of all stripes are afforded.

Of course, you'd love such a place, but do not fool yourself into thinking that would be America.

2/19/2010 2:16:19 AM



Already gays in the military, nothing will change, you are a moron.

2/19/2010 2:46:05 AM

John_in_Oz

With your emigration plans- please note Australia accepts gay servicemen.

2/19/2010 3:14:35 AM

TB Tabby

News flash, dumbass: THERE ARE ALREADY GAYS IN THE MILITARY. And they are not prancing about playing Cher records or giving out fashion advice or any of that other crap, because they're gay PEOPLE, not gay stereotypes. Grow up and accept that stereotypes are not gospel. The gay men and women in our military are fit to serve. They went through basic training and learned the ways of war to defend their homeland. Some of them are even serving in Afghanistan as we speak, and they're doing a helluva job.

2/19/2010 4:25:56 AM

Blasphemina

Yeah, where are all the real men like Rock Hudson and Raymond Burr!!!

2/19/2010 4:28:26 AM



News flash! There are already gays in the military.

2/19/2010 4:45:41 AM



I think we shoudn't let fundies into army, they would just start preaching about how "thou salt not kill" and praying for victory while doing nothing.

YEAH MAKES AS MUCH SENSE!

2/19/2010 4:52:25 AM
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