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Cant wait to see those flaming Perez Hilton types on the front lines “bitch slapping” the Taliban into submission. Are the Army and Marine Drill instructors now have to take sensitivity training so as to not insult or demean the “PP Puffers”? I can hear the battle cry now “OH NO ITS THE HOMO’S, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE”. Will they all sit around playing Village People and Cher records non stop? Well theres another reason to send a suicide bomber into your barracks because you have homosexual soldiers. Thank God, I served in the Military when our forces were STILL real fighting men, not a bunch of purple BARNEY types who want everyone to feel good. What are we going to have now, a guy in your group/unit going around giving out camo fashion do’s and dont’s for the rest of them. Dont ask, dont tell allowed them to serve, now the IDIOTS, YES THE IDIOTS in command/DC want them on the front lines. Well you are going to need more lawyers to investigate friendly fire incidents in foxholes too. How long until one of them go ballistic like the Muslim at Fort Hood because he didnt get a date on a Saturday night? How long before we have goats and sheep entering the service for the entertainment of these sexually perverted people.

Where has all of our great military mentors/leaders gone to. Where is the Pattons, Bradleys, MacArthurs, Eisenhowers and others. Thats right, they are causing all of the earthquakes we are having in the world right now because they are spinning in their graves watching what is going on with the American military or should I say the “Brokeback Military”.

IF THIS IS PUT INTO EFFECT WE HAVE TRULY LOST AMERICA AND EVERYTHING IT HAS STOOD FOR!

You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!!

MRBIGMUTTS, Free Republic 71 Comments [2/18/2010 11:49:23 PM]
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Doctor Fishcake

Ah now I get it! Free Republic is like the minor league of Moonbattery, where you have to audition to prove that you're batshit insane enough for MB...good going MRBIGMUTTS, you'll be getting the call-up to the majors very soon!

2/19/2010 5:11:52 AM

Mister Spak

"You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!!"

Promises promises.

2/19/2010 6:28:54 AM

TGRwulf

Gays ALREADY serve in the millitary moron.

2/19/2010 7:09:01 AM



Don't come here fucker, we don't need you stinking up the place.

2/19/2010 7:26:22 AM

aaa

This is pure Freep right here, kids. It's best handled with gloves.

2/19/2010 8:04:55 AM

Doctor Whom

I know plenty of gay men, including my partner, who are or were in the military. I'd love to see you say all of that to their faces. You'll be heading off to that "somewhere else" (Uganda, maybe?) sooner than you'd planned.

2/19/2010 8:09:50 AM



MR BIGBUTT, Anywhere but the UK please, we have enough crap from the USA already (Scientology, Mormons, JW's etc). Iran sounds right up your street, try there.

2/19/2010 8:32:18 AM

John

I'd like to see Internet Rambo walk into a gay biker bar and talk about bitch-slapping.

2/19/2010 8:55:33 AM

nutbunny

"I can hear the battle cry now “OH NO ITS THE HOMO’S, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE”"

Well, if they're as afraid of homosexuals as you are, maybe it could work ;-)

"Will they all sit around playing Village People and Cher records non stop"

Me, i prefer NIN, Rammstein, Bjork, P.J. Harvey and Portishead.

"What are we going to have now, a guy in your group/unit going around giving out camo fashion do’s and dont’s for the rest of them"

You watched Bruno didn't you? Why did you see it, I wonder?

"How long before we have goats and sheep entering the service for the entertainment of these sexually perverted people"

You mean women were entered into service to entertain all the straight male soldiers?
And being a homosexual means that (ie. it is defined as being in a state where) one is sexually attracted to a member of the same sex within one's species instead of the opposite sex within one's species. Not goats and sheep. They are not human. Didn't they cover that in kindergarten? You home-schooled I bet.

"Where is the Pattons, Bradleys, MacArthurs, Eisenhowers and others"

They is Dead.

"they are spinning in their graves"
like vortices of malice. Conjures this image of the Warner Brothers Tasmanian Devil. They would probably be as incoherent.


"spinning in their graves watching what is going on with ..... the “Brokeback Military”"

Or maybe they just got stiff with all that hot M2M action.

2/19/2010 9:25:32 AM

Headache

You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!

Uganda or Somalia are two great places for you to migrate to. Only problem you will have, is with all the black folks living there.


2/19/2010 9:45:05 AM

Saika

Funny. Alexander the Great was gay and somehow I doubt he was anything like that when he decided he wanted to go kill people.

2/19/2010 10:41:15 AM

MK

I'm sure it's already been said, but,

"You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!!"

Please do.

2/19/2010 10:48:09 AM

myheadhurts

Turing

2/19/2010 11:15:42 AM

Sisyphus

You're not welcome in Canada. I hear there are some countries in the middle east who still hate gays you could try there.

2/19/2010 11:37:25 AM



Odds are you probably served with at least one homosexual.

And sir, I have known homosexuals, I have been friends with homosexuals, and I can tell you that plenty of them are NOTHING like the stereotypes.

2/19/2010 11:44:29 AM

Antichrist

For the nth time...

Gay



not gay


Being effeminate does not make one Gay. Sure, some do the lisp and prance thing, but I know Gay men who find that disgusting.

2/19/2010 12:44:59 PM

Exasperated

You mean in the part of the Constitution where it says, "Durr Hurr, NO GAYZ ALLOWWED IN SOSIETY!"

2/19/2010 12:59:46 PM

Zeus Almighty

"IF THIS IS PUT INTO EFFECT WE HAVE TRULY LOST AMERICA AND EVERYTHING IT HAS STOOD FOR!"

All-caps means I'M RIGHT!!!!11eleventy

"You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!!"

Promise? *Note to self, start blanket calling, e-mailing, snail-mailing all of my senators and reps lobbying for a fabulous military*

2/19/2010 1:02:08 PM

Old Viking

Read the first sentence. Knew it was from a freeper. Moved on.

2/19/2010 3:01:22 PM



"Thank God, I served in the Military when our forces were STILL real fighting men, not a bunch of purple BARNEY types who want everyone to feel good."

I'd very much like you to say that to the face of a modern-day marine, old man. Hell, we can even make it a gay marine if you want.

2/19/2010 3:20:13 PM

tracer

"Well you are going to need more lawyers to investigate friendly fire incidents in foxholes too."


I hate to say it, but this one sentence is probably right.

There are probably homophobes like MRBIGMUTTS in the military right now. Sure, when the veil is lifted and gays and bisexuals are allowed to serve openly, they'll be under orders not to harass them for it ... but in a combat situation, when no one is looking, what's to keep one or two of them from "exacting God's justice" against the gay guy in the foxhole with him?

2/19/2010 3:38:44 PM

Colgate

I call bullshit on this idiot ever having "served in the Military when our forces were STILL real fighting men"...

2/19/2010 3:56:52 PM

JB Mason

Good. Now STFU and GTFO, troglodyte.

2/19/2010 3:58:41 PM

J,T,

You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!!
Please do so.

I'm counting on him not coming from Canada, because we actually accept gay marriage (avert thine eyes children!). So I doubt he'll come to this country of "godless liberal commie fascist faggots".

2/19/2010 5:19:16 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Don't stop now, you missed out on a few stereotypes! What about driving Miatas instead of tanks? There's so much more you could have squeezed into that paragraph!

Hate to break it to you, Mr. Big Mutts, but there are already countless homosexuals in the military, and they all manage to behave like normal human beings.

If you do decide to leave the US, may I suggest moving to Iran? They seem to share your stance on homosexuality over there.

2/19/2010 6:37:00 PM
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