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I think I've studied more astronomy than you'll ever learn and believe me I DO know that this World is 6,000 years old, and I came to this conlusion through logic and reason. Scientists claim to have found some planet that's '15bil yrs old' and now they aren't even sure if they got the age of the Universe right!!! hahahaha You could also check Jack Chick's tract that covers the subject very well. God Bless. PS People who come to this site aren't just a bunch of religious fanatics, believe me we're quite educated, too.

LoneStar, Baptist.org Board 14 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

\"Quite educated\" and yet the one source he cites is a Jack Chick tract.

3/1/2006 1:50:36 AM

Crosis

<<< Scientists claim to have found some planet that's '15bil yrs old' and now they aren't even sure if they got the age of the Universe right!!! >>>

Oh, right, we keep finding older and older things, therefore the Universe must actually be 6,000 years old.

3/1/2006 1:59:20 AM

CousinTed

>>You could also check JAKC CHICK'S tract that covers the subject very well<<

I rest my case.

3/1/2006 2:01:16 AM

Blurb

Chick tracts rock! You can't get those kinds of laughs for free anywhere else.

3/1/2006 2:16:35 AM

Esjeur

Yeah, like the psycho Jack Off Chick knows shit.

4/20/2007 11:53:39 PM

Puck

If you take Jack Chick's word for anything, you LOSE!

You're a liar as well, if you claim to know astronomy.

So: Tell us about M87...

4/21/2007 1:00:36 AM

Laurel

And I think my one lousy three-credit-hour university course in astronomy trumps your vague pretension to knowledge.

4/21/2007 9:56:50 AM

Wet Walnuts

You wouldn't know \"logic & reason\" if they crawled up your ass.

4/21/2007 8:24:04 PM

fuzon

Jack Chick? How seriously can you take a guy who tries to convince Catholics that the communion wafer is really a \"Death Cookie\"?

Plus, a handful of his tracts have been \"Adapted for black audiences.\"

4/22/2007 1:57:35 PM

Tom S. Fox

I love this Jack Chick guy!
He is the best satirist of Christian nonsense I know!

What? He is not a satirist?

Seriously?

Ha! I almost believed it!

3/10/2008 1:39:07 AM

The Devil

I've studied more astronomy than you'll ever learn... Jack Chick's tract

If you've really studied astronomy you would cite a diffrent source than Jack Chick.

3/10/2008 2:15:11 AM

ummAwkward

Yep, the same Jack Chick who thinks the strong nuclear force is jesus.

7/17/2009 9:18:58 AM

JohnTheAtheist

I wonder if this douchebag already knew the world was 6000 years old before he began his intensive training.

7/17/2009 9:51:59 AM

Table Rock

The words, "logic and reason" and "Jack Chick" shouldn't be with a thousand miles of each other unless a negating clause of some type is used as well.

7/17/2009 1:07:22 PM
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