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Do you think it too hard for God to put older things in the ground--although only a few thousand years old by creation standards, they may appear by carbon dating, etc to be billions of years old. Just something to think about

xaristheou, Baptist.org Board 15 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Tom S. Fox

Here is something else to think about: If there is a god who fucks with our minds, you can't trust anything anymore!

4/10/2008 9:15:58 PM



Ding ding ding! we have and idiot!

4/10/2008 9:28:12 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Yes, but as soon as you start believing unsubstantiated shit like that in defiance of what rational analysis of the evidence tells you, you can't really trust any known law of reality ever again. You might just as well believe that gravity will reverse itself next week, or it'll rain elephants tomorrow, or that every second 50mm steel bolt on the planet will turn into custard in exactly 7.2 seconds.

4/10/2008 9:41:08 PM

Canadiest

A god could do that (according to all fictional records)but why would he?

Why?

4/11/2008 12:03:39 AM

Neserit

I'm going to use this excuse from now on: "No, officer, that's not my weed! God must have panted it in my car to set me up!"

God: Planter of Evidence.

4/11/2008 6:43:04 AM

3chordwonder

Do YOU think it too hard for god to appear from round the next cloud and say "Here I am!"

The prosecution rests m'lud.

4/11/2008 9:42:10 AM

ericm6

Occams razor. You shouldnt assume the reason objects look older is because god put them there, and magically made them look older

4/28/2009 5:55:21 PM

Quartz

lol, Things arent old! God just makes them LOOK old!

Riiiiighht.

12/15/2010 4:11:23 PM

GigaGuess

So why would God, who loves all his creations, and is allegedly the bastion of all that is good, holy and righteous, pull such a dick move as to try and lead people away from him, for no other reason that to see if they do, and then punish them when they fail his little test?

12/15/2010 4:57:34 PM

Elia

Thank you for admitting your god loves to pull pranks and then gets off on punishing those who don't manage to avoid them.

12/15/2010 5:44:14 PM

Quantum Mechanic

People this stupid should be shot on sight.

5/3/2012 9:18:22 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Then why isn't he The Father of Lies, instead of the opposition? Hm?
Just somethig to think about.

5/3/2012 9:42:11 AM



carbon dating only goes to about 40,000 years.

yes God is the great deceiver, placing false things to confuse us.


5/3/2012 2:08:26 PM

Filin De Blanc

So some stuff that rationally appears to be true might have been forged by God? Then how do you know anything isn't forged by God? The Bible itself could be just another one of God's tricks.

5/3/2012 6:47:22 PM

Tempus

By your logic, it is flatly impossible to prove the world wasn't created sometime last week.

5/3/2012 9:21:57 PM
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