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Naji, I can assure you God is not laughing. And evolution is no joke. In fact what the theroy of evolution is , is anti-God. It is man's worthless way of trying to deny GOD and his power. Now what's funny about that?If you would only learn God's word and gain understanding you would not need any of these worthless ideas from man.

BRIAN, Baptist.org Board 8 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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GigaGuess

Then why did God leave the proof that it happened?

10/31/2007 2:59:55 PM

Jake Steel

hmm, god is omnipotent but unable to create through evolution... what an odd notion.

10/31/2007 6:27:29 PM


10/31/2007 6:42:10 PM

Necronomikron

I tried the whole faith thing, didn't work.

10/31/2007 6:44:48 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Funditards give their g0d waaaay too much credit, and all they can use to substantiate their fiction, is a set of myths plagiarized from Babylonians, Zoroastrians, and who knows whomever else. Digested, dumbed down and desecrated by a disreputable gang of bronze age goat-herding hillbillies, it launched forth across the ages like projectile vomit.

The persona of that g0d is one that little boys adore, sort of that Superman/Conan/Voltron act. But the essence is something that you would expect from Khorne. Ennobling, I suppose, for kneejerk dipwads with a surfeit of misapplied testosterone and arrogance, and a serious deficiency of human decency, intelligence, and plain old common sense.

There is no proof, because there is no such thing as evolution. (#349315)

We have the fossils. We have the investigative tools and techniques. We have the double helix. We have the understanding of many great minds. We have a fine robust theory that is only growing stronger with each new discovery.

Bible slaves have absolutely nothing useful. Just a decrepit old fart of a g0d who doesn't know whether to shit or go blind. Those promised magical miracles will never happen in the real world. Neither will the threats, at least directly.

Antibiotics, geostationary satellites, solid-state electronics and all other valued things we have would never have even been dreamt of, had we continued under the theocratic yoke and blinders.

One last thought: The first of the five main points of Calvinism is Total Depravity. That is the assumed state of being that only fundies could eagerly embrace. Actualized humans have much higher standards.

10/31/2007 7:43:04 PM

Pro-Christian Anti-Fundie

"And evolution is no joke"

Yay!

"In fact, what the theroy of evolution is, is anti-God."

And we're back to this. I'm sick and tired of people saying that. The 'theory' of evolution is NOT anti-God, despite what you might believe. Evolution is the natural process by which new, diverse species arise. If you took the time to actually LEARN about it instead of plugging your ears like a child, you would see that evolution is neither pro nor anti God.

Personally, I believe that God uses evolution to create new life that can actually survive in the world longer than a few minutes without His intervention, and to allow Him to let that be while he focuses on more important things.

12/12/2011 3:14:25 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"God is not laughing. "

True.
Not existing will do that.

4/4/2012 2:03:54 PM

Dr.Shrinker

The theory of evolution gave us antibiotics, improved agriculture, advancements in aeronautics and a host of other scientific boons.

God's word gave us some mediocre movies.

Its pretty clear to me which one is worthless.

4/4/2012 2:49:20 PM
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