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The big banf causes chaos, not order. make sure there i snothing in your house and just wait for the newest flat screen TV to pop out. then try waiting for 10000 years if it does not appear. Because the blind faith necessary for the evolutionary process to be believable is to wait 250 million years.

Xinhong, Christianity.com Forums 9 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#259644
vichycycl

Well, it does indeed cause chaos. Banff can lead to rowdiness and promiscuity too. It also has a world-renowned arts centre, killer ski slopes and a market made wealthy by trilobites that died millions of years ago. You can get STDs there, but they don't hand out flat screens in the big Banff.

7/9/2007 7:40:04 PM
#259671
agentCDE

EVOLUTION IS NOT ABIOGENESIS IS NOT THE BIG BANG!!

futhermore,

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!

7/9/2007 9:03:31 PM
#259742
Freboy

You have it all wrong, but still...

For every instance of order created on earth, thousands of instances of chaos are created in the sun.

Go back to school, moron.

7/10/2007 5:40:49 AM
#259789
Puck

And stay away from Banff. It's clear you couldn't handle it.

7/10/2007 9:59:16 AM
#259815
szena

I've been waiting for the piles of dirt in my yard to turn into men for years. Hasn't happened yet.

7/10/2007 11:19:36 AM
#259882
Whoever

The Big Banff? I wouldn't mind visiting the Canadian Rockies. Let me check first and make sure there's "snothing" in my house.

7/10/2007 1:07:02 PM
#259951
ScienceDT

An amorphic water droplet can form a perfectly symmetrical, ordered snowflake. All you need is ten minutes of cold weather. Think what can happen in 250 million years, Xin.

7/10/2007 2:58:49 PM
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wait an infinite amount of time and a flat screen TV will pop out

3/10/2010 1:03:46 PM
#1368267
Agahnim

Evolution is biology and the big bang (or big banf as you called it) is cosmology. It's like claiming that the law of gravity has anything to do with the elements on the periodic tale. Learn how science is set up before you make idiotic claims about it.

Oh, by the way, science has jack squat to do with faith. Fundie religion is the one with blind faith. Project, much?

1/22/2012 6:08:45 AM
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