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We do have a scientific theory of creation -- the Holy Bible! If you're waiting for it, it's there. As an evolutionist focused on death, I pray for you that you learn the truth of death before it is too late for you...

maranatha2000, Christianity.com Forums 11 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Connor

Say-so does not equal proof.

12/15/2006 12:38:40 AM

Joe

So what's the deal--\"let there be light\" is a scientific theory? You might just want to stop right there before you hurt yourself.

12/15/2006 6:52:50 AM

Karana

I don't focus on death, I focus on my life and the lives of those around me. I don't focus on appeasing a masochistic sky fairy and it's potential torture chamber of an afterlife.

10/22/2011 4:26:08 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Bible's forged.

Next.

8/22/2012 1:41:05 PM

Justanotheratheist

The bible is a scientific work, but it doesn't even know something as simple as how many legs there are on an insect.

I think I'll pass on your "theory." I haven't been six years old for almost five decades.

8/25/2012 3:01:12 AM

Blue the Thief

You're the ones who keep going on and on about how everything will be better when everyone dies, not us. We're the ones trying to make life better and even get rid of death.

8/25/2012 12:59:38 PM

Ebon

Since when are those who accept evolution focused on death?

8/26/2012 3:20:53 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Never actually read that steaming pile of bullshit, have you?

8/12/2013 7:48:45 AM

Anon-e-moose

"We do have a scientific theory of creation -- the Holy Bible!"

Find for me a four legged insect, a bat that lays eggs, a rabbit that chews it's cud, you name it...

...but a talking snake will suffice. If you're so sure that Biblical 'Creation' is so scientific, then reptiles with human vocal abilitise should still exist to this day.[/URL]

Go look for them, they're there! I shall wait for the fruits of your search...!

8/12/2013 12:50:40 PM



"...be on guard against giving interpretations of Scripture that are far fetched or opposed to science, and so exposing the Word of God to the ridicule of unbelievers."
--Saint Augustine

8/12/2013 1:02:42 PM



If the entirety of your doctor's understanding of science comes from your buybull,, you may find out the truth of death sooner rather than later, too.

We have some leeches and can drill holes in your skull, that's all. The buybull never said anything about painkillers, either. None for you.

8/12/2013 4:46:25 PM
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