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Did the girl weigh the same as a duck? If so she must be...A WITCH! BURN HER!
But really, no dyslexia does not work that way.
2/19/2010 12:55:07 AM
Ah yeah, we're not tough on witches anymore, yet they still launch all these equal rights campaigns - but do share many traits that God has....like not existing
2/19/2010 12:55:23 AM
For fuck's sake, witches?
Did you just seriously blame dyslexia on witches?
Was your stupidity caused by a witch too?
2/19/2010 12:58:19 AM
Amazing. Irony in just two words!
That's got to be a new record.
2/19/2010 1:20:15 AM
"You're dyslexia is probably caused by a witch"
so is yours.
2/19/2010 1:31:58 AM
Na na na na
She is a witch, she turned me into a newt
I got better
2/19/2010 1:37:55 AM
Ok, since dilexia tends to be hereditary, does it mean that dilexic children are children to witches?. I can't find a better explanation.
2/19/2010 1:39:26 AM
Evidence, please! Otherwise it's just hearsay, just as valuable as the Sleeping Beauty story.
We thought my oldest brother was a bit slow, but it turned out he had wax plugs in his ears. When they were removed he caught up with word-learning almost immediately.
No witch scare needed, just medical science.
2/19/2010 1:40:49 AM
Dyslexia has been around for centuries if not longer. Do you have any idea how many people were put to death for saying bible verses backwards because of dyslexia?
Oh yes, one more thing... you're a fucking idiot.
2/19/2010 1:59:45 AM
Rat of Steel
(Rat simply sits back and grins, waiting patiently for The L to arrive and verbally castrate this ass-clown.)
2/19/2010 2:35:46 AM
No, dyslexia isn't one of the spells witches use. You can find out all the spells witches use from that marvelous documentary, harry Potter.
(Never thought I'd see a Fundie so crazy that recommending they consider HP a documentary would be an improvement!)
2/19/2010 3:11:37 AM
Either you weren't paying attention in chem lab or this is all bull.
2/19/2010 3:20:36 AM
What? Is it 1600 again?
2/19/2010 3:22:00 AM
2/19/2010 3:58:29 AM
Get the fuck out of my century!
2/19/2010 4:39:33 AM
You are absolutely batshit insane.
2/19/2010 4:42:29 AM
I know right, because when they had that law in Salem, Massachussets back in the late 17th century, they were really cracking down on witches and wiping them out leaving the good Puritan townspeople free and unthreatened.
2/19/2010 4:56:51 AM
Look, kid, I understand that middle school is a traumatic experience for a young male if you're not the alpha-jock or at least one of the guffawing playground bullies, but most of us manage to come out the other side only a little bitter and mentally scarred, not completely insane and convinced witches are to blame for the world's evils.
2/19/2010 5:03:24 AM
Is your insanity caused by a witch?
Your principal was probably mortified when you went up to him accusing another student a witchcraft.
I can't believe people like you still exist in the 21st century.
2/19/2010 5:04:08 AM
Obvious troll is obvious.
2/19/2010 6:24:06 AM
"Try to avoid those people. They are probably witches. "
More likely they're fundies.
2/19/2010 6:25:46 AM
wow, as someone who's both a pagan and who is dyslexic this is doubly insulting! And the reason that no one was dyslexic a hundred years ago is because it wasn't recognized, not because there were less witches.
2/19/2010 6:35:33 AM
"I witnessed her doing magic experiments with potions one day and told the principal but he said there was nothing he could do."
It's called "Science class". I know, you probably have never seen one yourself but they do exist.
2/19/2010 6:38:31 AM
next month he broke his elbow and my friend's english grades and test scores started doing a lot better
Maybe cause he had more time to concentrate because of having a broken bone?
2/19/2010 7:04:53 AM
Maybe you could call Sarah Palin's pastor and get him to give you one of his anti-witchcraft incantations to protect you.
2/19/2010 7:06:27 AM
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